Dodgy jokes

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

Those (DYM 96).

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!

Doin (DYM 45)

Mom (DYM 65).