Do jokes
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
How do sβmores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.