Do jokes
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.