Do jokes
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂