Do jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.