Do jokes
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.