Do jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.