Do jokes
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.