Do jokes

What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat.

How does the cop respond to being called racist?

He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"

Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."

The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."

The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"