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What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.