Do jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.