Do jokes
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.