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What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call a booty thatโs always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!