Do jokes

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.