Diarrhoea jokes

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

Diarrhea.

What’s the best way to stop diarrhea in India?

With a butt plug.

There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.

It runs in our jeans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.