Diarrhoea jokes

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.

Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.