Diarrhoea jokes
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.