Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed
Whats tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan.
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all
YOUR so fat that you have to live on pluto so you don't destroy none of the planets
thiers gonna be 8 planets right after i destroy uranus
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)
Why did ronld Macdonnell go to KFC to destroy them
Whats the difference between father's and hurricanes?
Nothing.They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Bio-hazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum
imma destroy yo momma's cunt just like I destroyed that tastykake
9/11 is like me after im finished with my lego house. I destroy it 😄🤣
Yo mum so fat that when she sat on the couch the couch got destroyed
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'
Why do you think China should have a baseball team? They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
