Destroyer jokes
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.