Dead End jokes

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...

What hood do zombies come from?

Dead Ends.

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?

"Everywhere."

The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.

Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.