Dead End jokes
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
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Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.