A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse. One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well parter!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Stinking poo poo bum
Joke of the day: your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s 😭🤣
🤣🤫☺️😭🤡💩💀🖤🕰️☺️
Your mum is so fat she eat all day 🤣🤣🤣
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers? Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW? Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they day dream they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it
. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .
Hey guys! just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! have a good day!
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Orphans have 362 days in a year
Bea cause they don’t have a mother or Father’s Day and no birthday
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed, turns out the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have: Mothers, fathers, and family day!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The hunger games
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? Do you want to go home.
What does a orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mothers Day and Father's Day
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
