Cyan jokes
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
