Croton jokes
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.