Consulate jokes

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Labor party.

I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.

The things you do for your cousins!

Couy.

When people are ready to die for their country:

Trust the Unionist Party.

Better than Reform.