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Rape

A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:

"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"

The girl, showing her arm:

"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"

Number

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.

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