Communization Jokes

Coincidence

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

Key

What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.

Dead

How do you communicate to the dead?

Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!

Flag

A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"

Lamborghini

P = Person (not original "pun")

P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!

(Communications with this person are now blocked)

Feminism

What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?

They are all disabilities.

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