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Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today

I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.

Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.

Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more

Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

hey guys. gtfo this site. u guys are annoying as fuck. wah wah this site sucks. ok BYE DUDE. If you complain and ur still on here, it's ur own fuckin fault, you fuckin morons. geez. useless people. gtfo this site. buh bye. we dont want u here either.

you guys are pathetic pussies talking to a random ass person online not even knowing them let alone you guys trust them think about it you could be talking to a 50 yr old man not even knowing how stupid

blach since you be coming and going ima just put it here but you asked me if I was anime 0.3 and I am (even tho all the animes are me)

Don't look at my username. Oh man you just did. Fun fact: You can't say /m/ with your mouth open. You just tried. I'm correct agian. You didn't see that I misspelled "again." You just checked. Don't look at my profile picture. You looked. You didn't notice I misspelled "look." You just realized I spelled it correctly. Copy and paste this comment as many times as possible. This was stolen from somebody else, continue the chain ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (ʘᴥʘ).

THE WJE SHIPPING CHART IS OFFICIALLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION! Use the link to fill out the suggestion form if you have any ideas for who would be a good ship. There is a link to a document with explanations for the quadrants mentioned in the form if you’re unfamiliar with them. Happy Shipping!!!

And as if it weren’t already clear, IT IS COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS! Even I don’t know who’s suggesting what, so feel free to send in your craziest ships of people on WJE!

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Poll

Today is the day that the US decides the fate of the world we got a weirdo who's best skill is smiling and a rapist who bullshits a lot

who you guys gonna vote for if you could vote?

question of the day- chess or checkers? Choose your personal favorite and then say which one you think is more difficult to play (please do not be dumb and choose the wrong on)

Did you guys seriously remove me from my own site? Who kicked me off of The Lounge?

Wow. Eloise here. Jake has been in hiding with me for the last week. He does not know a mandelin person. He says he was stalked by an ugly girl? He does not want any attention here. My big man is too tired from the sexies to bother with you telebision peoplel.

LISTEN. you fuckin idiots. your mama jokes or dada jokes or knock joke...theyre not funny, mother fucker. your jokes are all not funny. stop posting them. "OH wah, I'm a duck and I wish I were a chicken, whats wrong with me?" Shut the fuck up.