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I wanna shoot my load in you just like I shot those kids 5 years ago
You're 6.7% more likely to die on your birthday than any other day of the year.
GENESIS 14 Abram Rescues Lot 1At the time when Amraphel was king of Shinar, Arioch king of Ellasar, Kedorlaomer king of Elam and Tidal king of Goyim, 2these kings went to war against Bera king of Sodom, Birsha king of Gomorrah, Shinab king of Admah, Shemeber king of Zeboyim, and the king of Bela (that is, Zoar). 3All these latter kings joined forces in the Valley of Siddim (that is, the Dead Sea Valley). 4For twelve … Read more
GENESIS 12 The Call of Abram 1The Lord had said to Abram, “Go from your country, your people and your father’s household to the land I will show you. 2“I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing. 3I will bless those who bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse; and all peoples on earth will be blessed through you.” 4So Abram went, as the Lo… Read more
HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHAT! ASHTON IS DATING A 12 YEAR OLD :D
Alright, I think it's time someone says something. I have noticed a flood of new people on this site; they all look the same. Allow me to show you. Here are all the people who I think are the same https://worstjokesever.com/@lovemaddie%F0%9F%98%8B https://worstjokesever.com/@layla%F0%9F%98%8B https://worstjokesever.com/@lilly%F0%9F%98%87 https://worstjokesever.com/@kaylee%F0%9F%98%9D
Now I'm going to show you guys h… Read more
Hi, Are there people around 14 years old here?
Alright, I think it's time someone says something. I have noticed a flood of new people on this site; they all look the same. Allow me to show you. Here are all the people who I think are the same https://worstjokesever.com/@lovemaddie%F0%9F%98%8B https://worstjokesever.com/@layla%F0%9F%98%8B https://worstjokesever.com/@lilly%F0%9F%98%87 https://worstjokesever.com/@kaylee%F0%9F%98%9D
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I’m going to bed soon but I need some help. One of my best friends got a vape somehow, and now they like weed, also she is 11 years old for clarity. And she’s being pretty stubborn about it, does anybody know what I can do to change her mind?
hey, @MU you might not see this, but I would VERY much appreciate it if you would stop spamming. It's really getting on my nerves, and you don't need to capitalize every goddamn word. Also, just, ya know, saying this right now while I have the chance. you may be in 4th grade, but because of that, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. If no one is on, PLEASE DONT SPAM. even if someone IS on, STILL don't spam. they may… Read more
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning fo those who don't know this is the first-ever joke on this site. Made 9 years ago.
Alr so ima make one thing clear. I've been on this site since Hailey and jake and the old people. I joined around 4 months ago. I've seen this site go through everything. The worst I've seen is Ashton. Dawg I thought you were chill when I first talked to you and I liked talking to you but then I saw you hitting on a girl whos 3 years younger than you which made me not want to even affiliate with you. So ima makes one… Read more
marapets banned me from chatting and they thought i was 8, SERIOUSLY I'M 12!!!!!!!!!!!! not some random 8 year old!!!!!!!!!!!
by the time i could get access to the chat features, i would have been 16 by now and wouldn't have been active on marapets
Yo
Feels weird being on here again... I just wanted to say proper goodbyes.
If anyone wants to know where to contact me, I can tell you and if anyone has something to say, say it. I love you guys even if it stings to be here.
Happy New Years!
Bye 2022
Goodnight everybody, I’m going to get my first sleep of 2023.
Happy 2023🎉🎊🔥🎉🎊🔥🎉🎊🔥🎉🎊🔥🎉🎊🔥🎉🎊🔥🎉🎊🔥🎉🎊🔥🎉🎊🔥
Hey entity what do you do for new years in Germany?
Happy New Years the ball just droped for the New York time zone about 5 minutes ago, another year away from fucking 2020 and another step forward, one small step for man one giant leap for mankind.
Happy new Year from Germany 🇩🇪! 🎆 (We live in the future lol)
I wish you everything good, good Luck, and good health for 2023.
I hope this year gets everything worse to the better.
🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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