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What if when Gandalf said “Flee you fools” in the fellowship at the bridge of Khazad Dûm in Moria he actually meant “Fly you fools” so they shall use the great eagles to get to Mordor?

GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more

Eli is taking my acc over summer <3 and he will use it, but not change my pfp or bio or anything like that you know? =D Ill be on sometimes

Hello everybody, and goodbye! This is my last post and my last comment of this website. I am leaving. You all are pretty great people, yes, but it’s time for me to leave nonetheless. I feel... affected by your negativity, unhappiness and despair. I don’t feel happy or productive when I come here. I don’t feel much enthusiasm as I respond to your texts. Maybe it’s the fact that you’re all strangers. I understand some … Read more

Attention WJE. This is unnecessary but it just so seems PEOPLE CAN’T GET IT THROUGH THEIR BRAIN. “err err” IS MY CATCHPHRASE AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY CATCHPHRASE, I MADE THAT SHIT. IF I CATCH ANY OF YOU HOS USING THIS IN CHAT ITS GONNA BE ON SIGHT. WORLD STAR. I WILL PERSONALLY FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND PULL UP WITH THE SINALOA CARTEL AND BEATING YOU WITH A CHROMEBOOK CHARGER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AT FULL SPEED MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY. Kisses and hugs 🤗

Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving the 23rd of this month, I joined In the middle of dec in 2022. My overall experience with this website was awesome I enjoyed every second of it with all of you guys (expect for the bad days) I had a lot of ups and downs on this website with some of y’all BUT other than that y’all were some pretty cool people… Read more

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Guys is my teacher a pedophile?

So he isn't exactly a teacher, he is more or so an apprentice to my maths teacher. Let's call him Mr. C. Mr. C comes to my math classes on Tuesdays. I sometimes sit by myself in math class, because I want to be fully focused in my work. So Mr. C sees that I am by myself, and sits next to me. We have a casual conversation, and it went fine.

The next week was another casual conversati… Read more

@matt @jake Or any other mod, So like ik we've not been the best of friends w me over using the n word, but either way I need to report a doxxing of Leo, idk for give a fuck really if this is how I do it. Anyway Cheese Buger was beening a poof for no reason n I got ss if that helps.

Your not so lovely me

Hello everyone, If you have been banned today, it was probably for using racial slurs and/or being racist. If you want to be unbanned, write a mail to info@worstjokesever.com and tell me why I should unban you and how I can be sure that there won't be any posts or comments from you in the future that I have to delete.

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Hey guys, it’s me. The REAL lovely perv. (Seth was the one using it after I gave her my pass) just needed to say something to Seth, and make a poll. Which is more successful?

I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more

Dear Worstjokesever, This is made for fellow story-writers. I am going to make a story writing account, open to the public (password is given in private to those whom are trusted) Don't use this as a place to talk, or post will be deleted and re-posted ! Rules are 1-Don't use any ai. 2-Post only once a week, and sign what you post. (if you can't post that week, make a post saying you can't. 3-You may work on a… Read more

If it were LEGAL to post cp as long as the said child is an ADULT by now, then you could legally post any cp that had been created before 2006. If you went into the Settings app and set the time back to before 2006, you could literally post ALL THE CP YOU WANT, and get away with it. However, it’s NOT legal to post cp no matter WHEN it was created, which brings us back to square 1. Now, it would be extremely difficult… Read more

hello guys as you have known i am very observant on how things work on wje and today im going to explain what i think about caley and the whole situation disclaimer before all this, this is not meant to hate on anyone it is just something im doing bc im bored <3 ok, so as we've seen there is a lot of people on the site that have joined. their pfps are of girls from pinterest, or more often, screenshots of girls from … Read more

If there were ever a zombie apocalypse I already know what weapon Nick Sturniolo would use... A staff. "Get me my stafffffff"- The wise words of Nick Sturniolo.

Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne… Read more

Funny how low WJE got on the google search page. If I don’t include “.com” it isn’t until like page 6. Used to be like 3 recommended.

WJE Community -

Seeing as the vast majority of users here use school-provided devices to access the site, it makes sense that most of you will thus be leaving the site soon, at least for the summer. Many of you probably have separate devices, but like me you simply wish to take a break from the site. With this in mind, I urge you all to enjoy these next couple months on WJE, make good connections and enjoy the community to its fullest extent. Let’s not have half the site leave on a bad note, instead let’s work to make this a fun place to enjoy in our free time while we finish out the school year!