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I’ve heard a lot of things about this website, good and bad and I wanted to clear some stuff up. First off, “Opal” the person I’ve been talking to thought it would be smart to fake being me to help me out. Unfortunately this has made it worse. I have been put in a significantly worse position than before. But I’m not going to get into what those things are. Second off, Opal is a bad person for faking her identity b… Read more

Guys, it's not looking too well...

I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

It gets even worse...

Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

guys wtf is wrong with the anons PLEASE use another name why ru pretending to be me 😭😭😭

THE WJE SHIPPING CHART IS OFFICIALLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION! Use the link to fill out the suggestion form if you have any ideas for who would be a good ship. There is a link to a document with explanations for the quadrants mentioned in the form if you’re unfamiliar with them. Happy Shipping!!!

And as if it weren’t already clear, IT IS COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS! Even I don’t know who’s suggesting what, so feel free to send in your craziest ships of people on WJE!

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Today is the day that the US decides the fate of the world we got a weirdo who's best skill is smiling and a rapist who bullshits a lot

who you guys gonna vote for if you could vote?

so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

Yall need jesus jesus is good. he dose great he will save you. he will heal you. he wll get rid of depression. he can do the impossible. Hes amazing. A frw months ago i was stealing money i was stealing and hideing electonics i was sneaking out i was lying but just tody i got baptized, god changed me. i stopped self harm i stopped lying i stopped cheating. all my bad went away. all because of him, God is amazing. How… Read more

Alright FOR STARTERS, let me explain and tell everyone the truth here about me and Jake breaking up. I'll confirm what’s fake and what's not, starting with the first rumor. The rumors about me and Jake breaking up are true. We broke up about a month ago, due to personal reasons that were going on with Jake and slowly drifting apart. The reason I didn't tell anyone about me and him not being together anymore, was be… Read more

Dear @matt Incase you have not noticed I recently started a very narcissistic dictatororal cult called Blach Man Cult. To join you must contact me and I'll gove you pfp to use.

But I've went out of my way to make you one before you even ask.

So here you go, my child. It's in the comments and I'd love to see it in action soon.

Love, Your lord and saviour

1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more

Ig, we all should learn from our "mistakes" and obviously we don't want such a thing to happen again, so that's why we should keep an eye on EVERYONE, not only on one person, because that wouldn't make any sense.

Some people are just too good hiding their feelings, while helping others and no one helps them, because everyone thinks, they are doing great. So, we should be there for everyone and help them, as good as … Read more

Omg I just heard. I’m so sorry and I’m so sad that such a big part of this community is gone and that he will never be here for us again. One of the best people on here and one of my first “friends” on the site if that’s what you could call it. RIP ingenious and know that we are grieving. But community, we can get through this together and we have to have each others backs for the time being. RIP

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more