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Hey everyone I'm watching a movie in school with the worlds worst teacher and he still gave us work when school is almost over. And if you don't care then don't say anything.
None of you dimwits have anything left to say and I honestly don't blame anyone for leaving this website anymore. If you scroll through the chat all you will see is "Who's here??" and "Anyone on?" by the same 4 people. No one on this website is smart enough to maintain a simple human conversation, it all just feels fake or stolen. After being on this website for 6+ months, it appears that worstjokesever.com has been … Read more
yo dagger its fine dont bother telling matt o ban us. tmmr ill change back to pizza
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more
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#use brains
MATT fix the website you used to be able to search by year by putting (year) in the jokes search bar. Now you only see memes or people mentioning the year. What I meant is : Put "2014" in search bar. Now the only jokes you will see were made in 2014. Now, put "2014" in the search bar and you will see (RECENT) memes about the year 2014 or jokes mentioning the year 2014. PLEASE FIX THIS.
It is lamentable that mass agricultural development is speeded by fuller use of your marvellous mechanisms. Would it not be easily possible to employ some of them in quick laboratory experiments to indicate the influence of various types of fertilizers on plant growth?
GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more
GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more
just got money from my math teacher she let us keep it
anyone got unblockers/proxy/ clients i could use
In my social studies class we had a “non-binary” substitute and on the board was the words “I use they/then pronouns” so somebody walked up to the board and erased it. That kid is an absolute chad for doing that.
YO BITCHES ME AND TERRORIST GOT IN TROUBLE BC A FATASS CALLED TERRORIST A ACTUAL TERRORIST (the bitch is muslim) AND THE VICE PRINCIPAL CALLED US INTO HER OFFICE AND SHE WAS TALKING ABT IT AND SHIT. AND THEN. BITCH AND THEN. SHE GOES "terrorism is something cultural" CULTURAL? WHAT?
Jassy,pls tell me u did'nt just leave us!
Is this a good song? (I wrote it)
It would be heaven We were born and raised All the damn time I never wanted anyone like this
Yeah Let’s not pretend like you’re alone tonight I love you more than a billion stars I feel a little unsteady
Every night In a summer haze Your smile your personality Past the places where you used to learn
Yeah That’s all I’ve ever been I love you more than a billion stars That’s all I’ve ever been
GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more
GENESIS 39 Joseph and Potiphar’s Wife 1Now Joseph had been brought down to Egypt, and Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh, the captain of the guard, an Egyptian, had bought him from the Ishmaelites who had brought him down there. 2The Lord was with Joseph, and he became a successful man, and he was in the house of his Egyptian master. 3His master saw that the Lord was with him and that the Lord caused all that he did to … Read more
GENESIS 37 Joseph’s Dreams 1Jacob lived in the land of his father’s sojournings, in the land of Canaan. 2These are the generations of Jacob. Joseph, being seventeen years old, was pasturing the flock with his brothers. He was a boy with the sons of Bilhah and Zilpah, his father’s wives. And Joseph brought a bad report of them to their father. 3Now Israel loved Joseph more than any other of his sons, because he was th… Read more
terrorism is WRONG. Terrorism, as best defined, has four general characteristics of wrongdoing. Uses or threatens violence. It usually provokes fear. It uses people as instruments without respecting them as autonomous moral agents. try to force. These make terrorism morally wrong because it involves inflicting serious harm and violating human rights. Political terrorism is also wrong because it undermines trust, prov… Read more