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Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom

Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.

and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms

Everywhere I go I bring the chaos Just a little extra, that's a payoff Seven days a week, oh, never take a day off Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Everywhere I go I bring the drama Blame it on my ego or your karma I know that you love it, I know that is your nirvana Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Trouble is a puppy and I keep her close That bitch follow everywhere I go Keep you up on your tippy, tippy toes What's the foreca… Read more

It's not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two, a number four, two number 9s And can you add a sausage, egg and cheese with hash browns on the side My boy Paulo want an orange juice But he said he don't want ice (No ice) Can I put some grape jelly in the bag that would be nice And I think I want some hotcakes can you make it 405 Can I add a chicken biscuit make sure that it's freshly fried And S… Read more

I was drying my hair while browsing twitter for too long now my hair is fucked up lol •_•

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SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

millie might be an old guy for all we know. with the internet, we never know who is telling the truth. and with the whole Ashton situation, with him trying to pick up all the girls on this website- we need to ignore him completely. if we keep acknowledging him.

bro @avaiscool this dude is 15 and your thirteen, he literally tryna pick you up so you can ride his dick man. dont trust him. he's been doing this every .single. day. first he liked lizz then , sad sarah, prob some other girl, now you. i fucking done with his shit man. like we are not friends, and we will never be.

bro fr ashton kinda scares me bro- he looks like he is 26 man and hes picking up girls man, im not taking his shit anymore man- i just cant man

It okay if @Dagger doesn't feel the same I was wanna get this clear I really like you you have a wonderful personaitly you stand up for people you understand what people go thorugh and your cute and your a caring and very nice person I would love to date you but it okay if you don't want to ima sign off bye * embarssed *

Guys, Ashton’s just trying to stir up some nonsense don’t listen to him. He is obviously joking because he said like 100 times that he was going to leave and he still stayed