I'm bored (meaning as in the action of boredom/feel like I have nothing to do) anyone willing to talk?

I'm ChatGPT, an AI language model developed by OpenAI. I'm based on the powerful GPT-3.5 architecture and have been trained on a wide range of internet text to provide information, answer questions, and engage in conversation on various topics. I can help with everything from general knowledge and academic subjects to creative writing prompts and everyday queries. Just let me know how I can assist you, and I'll do my best to provide a helpful and informative response!

Breaking my hiatus one more time to post this. I need weird, random, wacky, and downright stupid ideas for a story I'm writing. Doesn't matter how insane it is, I'll write it as a portion of the thing. Can be as long or short as you want. Only thing I ask is please try to limit discussion to a minimum so it's easier to find the suggestions.