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This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more

Hello i am New here.I have been active since almost 2 Months on the german Version of this Website schlechtewitze.com.Its Time to lets get this started.Here we go ig.

Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3

Angry:

Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.

Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend … Read more

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jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

please like this. i bet my friend 20 bucks that i would get to 15 likes before him

Amazing things we have in Australia-

Woolworths,

Coles,

Pavlova,

Lamingtons,

Weet-Bix,

(My absolute FAVOURITE) Tim Tams!!!

Vegemite,

Cadbury chocloates,

Meat pie,

Koala's,

Kangaroo's,

Platypus',

Kookaburra's,

(This show was MADE in Australia, but is a world wide show,) BLUEY!

Hi guys, so I have a friend who is really important to me, and her name is Caitlyn. And I'm asking if you could do one thing for me.

So, Caitlyns got a few nicknames, Cat, Katey, etc. But her Worst jokes ever username is 'Caitlyn'. She only just started on this about a week ago and I would love it if you could keep an eye out for her jokes, and always press the like button for her because she really loves it when sm… Read more

Alright, here comes the biggest and most DIFFICULT question in this planet:

Which is better? Cats, or dogs?

My answer is 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

(I expect this to be a fully fledged story by the time I check back)

ALRIGHT homies we’re gonna do a thing! I’ll write a sentence, then everyone else continue the story in the comments. ONE SENTENCE AT A TIME!!!

You’re welcome to do as many as you want, but wait for at least one person to add to it before you do. Anything goes, so you can literally make the next sentence WHATEVER you want (as long as it makes some sense with the story). Have fun!

Here’s how it starts: “Long ago lived a silly turtle, happily living in a pond.”

I like to try and help people out with things like relationship issues or stress. I can be a bit of a beach sometimes but I don't mean to. I have ADD, (Attention deficit disorder) which is pretty much ADHD but I don't have the hyperactivity. It is also known as inattentive ADHD. ADHD can often cause things like:

Memory struggle, Easily triggered (Anger) You get the idea.

Adhd is a very misunderstood disorder/disabi… Read more

People do realize 2 things on this website....?

1. You can like your own posts.

2. You can literally follow your profile.

Random facts about me that no-one asked for: My age: 12 My name: Hailey My state: Adelaide Fav animal: Sloths (So cuteeeee) Fav food: Don't really have one, I love biscuits though! Religion: Christian Grade: 6 Besties' names: Ciara, Ava, Cecilia, Caitlyn, Chloe, Jenae, Lily and Heidi.

*All of this info is as of August 2022*

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It's me, Andrew FUCKIN' Tate. I'm banned from every social media in existence so i'm here to make THIS ONE BETTER than ALL THOSE FUCKIN' OTHER SHITHOLES. TOP Gs in the comments join the fuckin cobra movement!!!

I car slid into a ditch right Infront of me this morning it scared the fuck ut of me luckily the lady was ok