This Community

Write something

Good Afternoon fellow visitors of this post! Now I want everyone to tell me HOW HAS UR DAY BEEN- FIRST ONE TO RESPOND GETS A COOKIE!

Tomorrow I shall embark on a great journey. I will categorize and list ALL of my favorite songs, and then create a definitive list of playlists, each with a different category. Some categories will include “All my favorite Weezer songs,” “All my favorite ‘80s pop songs,” “All my favorite ‘80s and ‘90s rock songs,” etc. There will be countless lists, so it will be a long and quite possibly treacherous journey. The reward, however, will be worth it. In my quest to find myself in music, this is but a single step towards greatness. If anyone has any songs/artists/etc. that you think I should try out, please let me know.

Guys i need serious help! I really like this person and i don't know how to tell them because we are really close what should i doooooooo

Goodnight everyone and also subscribe to the LonelyLune YouTube channel and follow the LonelyLune account on this site her YouTube channel is pretty basic homemade videos but it’s still pretty entertaining and better than half the drama shit on youtube, and no it’s not me.

GENESIS 8 1But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded. 2Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky. 3The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down, 4and on the sev… Read more

Can we all get over the fact the Hailey is fucking ugly? She looks like one of those 'before' pictures on a makeover show....

Hailey, if your reading this rn, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOBLIN!!! Not even makeup can fix you up... You're fucking hideous unlike me. I'm beautiful and I've never been told that I'm ugly in my life.

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Everyday, he goes on the elevator and goes down to the lobby and out the door to work. At the end of the day, he goes back to lobby, and goes up to the 7th floor, then walks the extra 3 floors, unless its raining, then he goes up to the 10th floor. Why does he do this?

I'm incredibly bored with nothing to do so I'm gonna say this:

What do you guys think the best chocolates known to man kind are?

Here are some of my fave's:

~Tim tams

~Cherry ripes

~Milky way

~Caramilk

~Freddo frogs

~Snickers

~Mars bar

Hmmm, what else? 😜

To all of the people who have called me ugly:

Your opinion on my looks doesn't change my personality. I may be ugly, I may be a disgrace to look at, but I don't care. You're not the judge of what is beautiful, so fuck off. I know I'm ugly, and having so many people tell me this has made my self esteem image 100 times worse. So I hope you can all sleep well knowing that you ruined my image of myself.

And you're right. I am ugly.

GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more

With Halloween just around the corner (or already happening for many people), I found it fitting to conclude this series of questions with one relating to the holiday. And so, here it is:

What is your FAVORITE CANDY? Which one makes your eyes light up when you look into your bag? Which one makes your tongue tingle in excitement? There seems to be a lot of location variance on here so I’m very interested in seeing the replies!!

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

Just realized it ain’t spooky season anymore, so it’s time for a pfp change. I’m super indecisive, so enjoy this EarthBound duck until I eventually find a better one.