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If you’re ever bored here’s a list of fun things to do. 1) Pulling teeth out of a deer’s mouth 2)Asking “why” until someone runs out of answers and starts sobbing uncontrollably 3)Bending your fingers backwards as far as you can 4)Eating childhood memories 5)Making time stop forever 6)Transforming into whatever form people fear most 7)Silly straws

My science teacher was being such a retard today he was on my ass for no reason and literally I wasn’t even talking to that bitch when I said why does it look like that (was talking abt a white blood cell) and he said why do u look like that and I said idk why do U look like THAT and he said my dna and I said damn I’d hate to see ur ancestors and he sent me to the office like bitch don’t start stuff u can’t finish

my 2 year old sister j randomly ran up to me and said in a really evil sounding voice "ME GONNA TOOT ON YOU AND THROW THINGS AT YOU" and then started making intense saliva-mouth noises

hey anyone wanna..i dunno..not fight? istg if anyone here starts to fight i'll kick your fucking ass

Music, in its many forms, has the power to evoke a wide range of emotions and responses. One genre that has particularly resonated with me is rap. Recently, I stumbled upon a track that truly exemplified the essence of this genre. The song was not just a composition but a powerful expression of artistry that left a lasting impression on me. The lyrics of the song were profound, offering a deep dive into the artist's … Read more

Can we play my favorite game? It’s called don’t get me started...basically someone throws out a topic and no matter what it is you have to write out a rant about it....I feel like it fits here well

Im going to explain how it feels to be strangled to death First, you feel the pressure in your throat your eyes water and you start to taste something very very sour in your mouth then it's like someone lights a match right in the middle of your chest and that fire grows it fills your lungs, mussels, and your throat and all the way behind your eyes and finally that fire turns to ice like pins and needles of ice are sticking into your fingers, feet, arms, you see stars than darkness and the last thing you feel is cold

Hey, Wade. This is a safe space to complain about a certain person who should stay off this post unless he wants to start shit that he can’t finish.

(Jake, if you ban me, I swear to fuck I will just keep coming back again and again until May finally stops pissing me off, so if ur mutual with me then I’ll be mutual with u.)

Morning I just woke up and it’s 10:28. This is the latest I’ve ever slept since school started

Can people start being dicks to others for having an opinion and expressing it, like damn. Give all this hate to the asshats who don't deserves it like that trumpfan1998 asshole everyone loves, he is back and already being nice to others.

★ intro: dankton ★ Let me just grab this, yep, put that there, zap that, grab this here little voice module, insert that, add the bbl and oh, my god, kare-baby, you're back!

★ chorus: karen & dankton ★ Back with a vengeance, a mac got extended More than an os, i am snappin', avengers Back from the dead, bitch i came out the trenches Opps gettin' red, leave 'em dead, like redemption (yeah) Ms paint, paint the block r… Read more

Fun Fact about WJE: If you type a letter into the search bar and press enter, joke genres that starts with the letter will popup.

Literally why are people so mean on this website now? People just say something like “omg school starts I’m 3 days and I’m not mentally prepared lol” and people tell them that they don’t care and to fuck off. If you don’t care then why do you even bother commenting? It seems like you care a whole lot. Like I get it, people are stupid on here but if you don’t give them attention then they’ll just leave. It seems like … Read more

LETS START A ROAST BATTLE SO FUN (just for fun k) Rules: No swearing, no mum/dad jokes/no plain insults without it being related to the topic

You don't even need to reply to this Charlie, but do you know how fucking worried I am, ok just fuck dom for the moment. 2 weeks ago you told me your latest *date*, and what now 3 days ago you break up with the person who saved you last time. So why do you think I'm worried just now? But not only that your pushing me away without even telling why. A And for thar last bit I think I'm even going to call it selfish. I r… Read more

Dude what happened to feeling bad for 9/11??

Also my choir teacher started to cry when talking about his experience with 9/11.