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The popular kid told me to go kill myself so I said: if I wanted to die I would jump off your ego and onto your IQ

bruh Shaily or whatever i hate royal as much as possible but really dating some mf on a joke site when he's 2 years older than you like Bruh royal don't be prepressed to do so ether

3 dudes are prepared to become priest.The head priest says go complete one bad deed before you vow your life to no sins.They say ok.The first dude comes back and the head priest says so what did you do.I robbed a gas station he responded.Ok go wash yourself in the holy water to cleanse yourself of your sins.The second guy comes back and tells the head priest that he robbed a bank.Ok thats a little overkill but go wash yourself in the holy water.The third guy comes back and the Head priest says there is no way you can top what the other two did but please what did you do.The third guy responds I peed in the holy water.

FUCK YOU THE STIGG WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERY THING THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE NO GOD DAMN FRIENDS SO GO TO HELLLLL

Have you ever felt so invisible? Like no one would know If you died tonight, if you threw this fight And finally let it go The weight of holding on, so sick of being strong Just to end up alone Or am I the only one still up Wondering why who I am has never been enough? 'Cause I've never known What it's like to just feel wanted, wanted Like a ghost Always end up here forgotten, forgotten The question always haunting m… Read more

The stig: let's settle this now, you leave worst jokes ever and so will I. That way I'm gone and you're gone too, everyone's happy then

He is so HOT! Seriously look at the guy, those abs and that face damn, I just FUCK him...so hot!

im oficialy single for life i gess my ex called me a hoe and is know dating my twin sister so how is that right

if your in the DUMBLEDORES ARMY make a pinterest acound and follow @shayliehamilton so we can chat on there because im on there more

gess the song

I can tell you've been crying (yeah) I can tell when you're lying, I can see it on your face I can hear it in the silence That you don't know if we really have what it takes All you ever needed was a meaning to the words that I said But you didn't believe me when I told you that I loved you to death Oh, I never meant to leave you crying in the rain I tried Said forever, now forever feels so far away I … Read more

I hate it when dudes try to chase me But I love it when you try to save me 'Cause I'm just a lady I love it when we play 1950 So cold that your stare's 'bout to kill me I'm suprised when you kiss me So tell me why my gods look like you And tell me why it's wrong So, I'll wait For you I'll pray I will keep on waiting for your love For you I'll wait I will keep on waiting for your Did you mean it when you said I was pr… Read more

Not a riddle yet but just a word of caution: user name Adapt is sending hateful and derogatory comments. I don't know how to report it, so I thought I'd warn everyone 👑

hello im bored in my class so im on here idk y tho my teach is talking about chicken and eggs in a class about money im very confused

*trump brushing his teeth as the man behind the slaughter slowly builds up trump now at the us capitol "I was somehthing or soething seeking for revenge something key fo o left th Is it me that im seeking or seeking for someone to evenew me soomethinggg its been so long Ive bin lost in something cuz the man behide the slaghter *trump starts dancing and does rock eyewll thing* ITS BEEEEN SO LONGGGGGGGGG something about something or something the man bhide the slaugther *trump dancing then spinning an shit*

yo mama so fat, when she was swimming in the ocean, spain claimed her as the new world