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I walks up to my girlfriend and says to her, “Want to play the firetruck game?” She says, “Sure, how do you play it?” I says, “I place my finger at the bottom of your leg and run it up, and you say red light when you want me to stop.” She says yes, and I begin. I start to get close to reaching up her skirt, she says, “Red light!” I looks at her and I smile wickedly and says, “Firetrucks don’t stop for red lights.” She laughs as I start to rape her.

Maybe instead of calling dancing a retard maybe actively protest what she’s posting by disliking the stolen memes and jokes. Just a thought

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isab… Read more

mimi thought she could come back here with a new name BUT THE SAME ACC. this dumbass fr thought. btw the furrys new name and pfp is in the comments

mimi thought she ate when she called my INDIAN (terrorist 4.0) bestfriend a cracker like fuck SHE ATE ALL THE MF CRACKERS. LIKE OMFG U CANT BE CALLING SOMEONE A CRACKER IF THEY DONT FUCKING EXIST ANYMORE BC UR ASS ATE THEM ALL. ALSO. why is this bitch calling random ppl crackers when HER ASS IS WHITE. like can we not talk abt how shes just calling everyone the n word and this retard IS WHITE.

bitch istg i saw the light today. so firstly i was in the mf principles office and she fucking sat on me and feed me 500 bigmacs and shit like that then she fucking brought my dad in AND WHEN I TELL U I KNEW THAT I WAS GOING TO GET MY ASS WOOPED. anyways so my dad LITERALLY started to try and fight with me but i just ignored his ass AND THEN her fatass was like "you are being disrespectful to ur dad", mind you I WAS … Read more

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Bro this girl tryna get me in trouble with agreeing with someone. I love how stupid some people are, especially when nobody cares not the teacher, not anyone she's just a pick me. But how is everyone?

Dagger, don’t tell chxl to kill herself. Just because people think she’s annoying doesn’t give you a right to call her a worthless sack if shit and to kill herself. That’s too low. And she’s not “the new Ashton” she’s not a pedo, first of all, and chxl isn’t as annoying as Ashton. Don’t tell people to kill themselves. Ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster

YO BITCHES ME AND TERRORIST GOT IN TROUBLE BC A FATASS CALLED TERRORIST A ACTUAL TERRORIST (the bitch is muslim) AND THE VICE PRINCIPAL CALLED US INTO HER OFFICE AND SHE WAS TALKING ABT IT AND SHIT. AND THEN. BITCH AND THEN. SHE GOES "terrorism is something cultural" CULTURAL? WHAT?

I'M GAY AND A FATASS AND THE TERRORIST IS THE BEST PERSON WHO HAS EVER EXISTED AND SHE DESERVES ALL THE POPEYES IN THE WHOLE WORLD BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST TERRORIST I KNOW. I'M SUCH A FUCKING LOSER AND I DESERVE TO GET A "L" TATOOED ON MY BIG ASS FORHEAD TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT A FUCKING DUMBASS I AM

lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more

Terrorist please tell your frined the pizza the we know each other, clearly she doesn't understand that we're friends. Also you still owe me a movie

terrorist or gta god u on? (terrorist is the fattest bitch known to men, no one likes her and i hope she falls of a 40000000000000000000 foot cliff <3)

The Weeknd:] I understand, your body wants it I know your thoughts, oh you 'bout it, 'bout it You're a big girl, and it's your world And I'ma let you do it how you (Wanna, girl, I'll)

Ride with it, ride with it I know you know, I know you wanna ride with it Don't be shy with it, I'll supply with it I got you, girl, oh, I got it, girl With your Louis V. bag, tats on your arms High heel shoes make you six feet tall Ev… Read more