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LEO AND RICE SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G FIRST COMES LOVE SECOND COMES MARRIAGE THRID COMES A BABY IN A BABY CARRIAGE

Heeheeheheheh love u leo and rice it was joke <33

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Message To Loser lyrics

Artist: Jacknjellify (Yoylecake) English A A Message To Loser

Play "Message To Loser" on Amazon Music Unlimited (ad) Loser! (Huh?) I have a message to tell you (What is it?) You’re the strongest, the brightest The shining example You’ve got more loving fans Than our planet can handl… Read more

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang… Read more

GENESIS 22 Abraham Tested 1Some time later God tested Abraham. He said to him, “Abraham!” “Here I am,” he replied. 2Then God said, “Take your son, your only son, whom you love—Isaac—and go to the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on a mountain I will show you.” 3Early the next morning Abraham got up and loaded his donkey. He took with him two of his servants and his son Isaac. When he had cut … Read more

I have two things to say so I’ll start with the funny/good thing. I looked at some new glasses today and my mom made fun of the ones I said I liked and said “ok Jeffrey dahmer” and “ok grandpa” making fun of my style. And second the whole thing about my friend git solved in days and she changed her mind but it became a mess for me now my mom is monitoring my school Chromebook and set up settings in roblox so I can’t say anything even in game and can’t play most of the games. She is being so dumb it’s irritating

stop responding to Anon's posts. It just makes him want to do it more and he'll get bored if you don't respond. think for a second before talking.

Hey, guys ima keep this short and sweet. So ik a lot of you might not care but I think it's time for me to leave this site. I might check up on it now, but I won't be talking/posting on this site anymore. I will be on for a little bit if you guys have any questions and ill try and answer them as best as I can but other than that I hope you guys have an excellent rest of your day/night one thing I have to say before I go is that. "We all have two lives. The second one starts when we realize we only have one." -Tom Hiddleston

first joke: took half an hour, but I found it.

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning fo those who don't know this is the first-ever joke on this site. Made 9 years ago.

The reason why I am leaving and I never told no one is because i've been sick for the last week or to then it got so bad i went to the hospital and I kept throwing up and everything coughing up so I am sorry but I should be back on here in 3-weeks or less I am sorry guys I will miss y'all hope to catch up with y'all again. For proof that I am kay Y'all should know who my crush is if not then ask someone i am also kay because I talk non stop and I post every single second of my life. I love y'all bye i'll miss y'all <3

- y'all bestest friend ever ( can't spell )

All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless So rude and always negative I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe I'm better off all by myself Though I'm feeling kinda empty without somebody else Oh, I hear you crying out for help But you never showed for me when I was ringing your cellphone Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make … Read more

Dag do you like or love liz? Second question is, what made you like or love her? if you would meet her what is the first thing you would do? If she were to leave what would you do?

GENESIS 8 1But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded. 2Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky. 3The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down, 4and on the sev… Read more

GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more

im bk for a second to update yall that the reason im sick is apparently i have a massive spider bite that can eat flesh sooo

I set the scene like the DOP Every detail deliberately paced, that's my OCD Action guaranteed Direct or indirect, dumb shit That stimulates the intellect Standard Procedures a tantamount to surgery Layered like baklava, eyes like burgundy Red like my mindset is Marxist, artist Brimstone rockin' with the Doctor in his Tardis Goners with the Michelin finesse Overheads 'cos listeners are listenin' for less Hardwork, you… Read more

3 dudes are prepared to become priest.The head priest says go complete one bad deed before you vow your life to no sins.They say ok.The first dude comes back and the head priest says so what did you do.I robbed a gas station he responded.Ok go wash yourself in the holy water to cleanse yourself of your sins.The second guy comes back and tells the head priest that he robbed a bank.Ok thats a little overkill but go wash yourself in the holy water.The third guy comes back and the Head priest says there is no way you can top what the other two did but please what did you do.The third guy responds I peed in the holy water.