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Hi if you take you time to read this then thank y'all so muchh!!! I wanna aplogize for being a pussy and being mean to y'all and doing everything that I said and did that hurt y'all. Trust me i'm not like that I love everybody and I just wanna say thanks to some people who forgives me I really appericate and I just hope everything can go normal and I can become all of y'all friend if y'all would want that

Y'all and Kayla if you do decide to read this and just know what i'm saying is true if you believe it or not. Kayla i'm sorry I broke your heart I was just jealous of you at first but then I changed and when you parents died you were all up on me and I hated that I'm sorry I stole your boyfriend to please forgive me you gone though enougb eith me for the past year

OK LOOK

Im sorry about everything, i genuinely am.

I didnt mean to cause anything and i over reacted

im telling the truth when i say im not kayla, and i didnt hack cacey.

I dont want to feel bad for defending fer, because she might acttually be going through stuff.

i will delete anything mean i said, and i hope you guys can forgive me someday.

Im sorry.

Guys, there is an impostor trying to be me. He has the wrong font, though. So please igonre him if says something bad and tries to blame me.

Can u guys give me advice for my crush? i gave him a note saying I liked him yesterday-

and HE SMILED- IDK WHAT THAT MEANS- what do u think he will say? AND WhAT SHOULD I DO?!

OK. I'm not saying any names here, but some people here need to calm the heck down. This site is for jokes, not for giving crappy opinions that only make people upset. Is it so hard to be kind? Or are some of you guys just bad at being good people? I also have not been the best person here, so in the comments we actually need to discuss problems that we can actually help. I don't want any BS about "iT doEsnT maTTEr, peoPLe wOn't LIstEn". It is your job as a human being to be kind and accepting to others. So address problems that I, as well as others have, that can be fixed.

I'm incredibly bored with nothing to do so I'm gonna say this:

What do you guys think the best chocolates known to man kind are?

Here are some of my fave's:

~Tim tams

~Cherry ripes

~Milky way

~Caramilk

~Freddo frogs

~Snickers

~Mars bar

Hmmm, what else? 😜

i'm not doing this to be creepey but i just want hailey to see that she is beautiful no matter what peeople say.

If you think Hailey's beautiful, comment "πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š"

Hello I would just like to say that for anyone that said that hailey was ugly you should all just look in a mirror and then we will really see who is the ugly one

Here are some things that Dancer's say that sound really weird to non dancers:

"Just a minute, I need to break my shoes."

"Can you re-mark my legs?"

"My best point area is at the 8th position"

"Have two left feet"

"Box it girls"

"Pull you're core's tight"

"Push the wings"

If you know what they mean, you either are a dancer or know a dancer.

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more

I have diabetes. It sucks.

Imagine having to inject yourself multiple times a day, stabbing your finger with a tiny pin to get blood out of it, always shooting a dexcom patch onto your shoulder just so you can stay alive!! Well, thats my life every. single. day. You have no idea what the pain is like, being stared at during school by the entire class while injecting insulin before lunch, being stared at because your pump made a big beeping sound when I'm having a bad sugar level. It really sucks, so I just thought I'd say to everyone this one thing:

Never, ever pick on a diabetic. Because you have no idea what its like.

Like I say in the other comment I posted or entity sad this is not going to be solved if someone delete post just say sorry isn't that hard. And matt should take you're ability away.

HELLO dear People on this site, I Just wan't to tell you all that this site Is officially become the worst site ever becous you guys argue more as you should and you barlie write any jokes or post any mems. You just argue it's not normal to argue this much when you probably don't even know each other. The site is called worst jokes ever because you should write you're best jokes but when you guys are on it's called worst people that exist. So somme people say sorry exept it and don't make something up or something just exept it.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they… Read more