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Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

our friend, love, and amazing contribution to our community, Ethan, has unfortunately passed today, and was found dead at 8:05 am. there is no need to contact anyone because it is being taken care of by his family. Please, help is available to you. You can DM me on WJE lounge (James B) or you can contact a hotline )988) if you feel like you need help mentally. Thank you all, and I will be sharing notes he wrote all of you. Sincerely, James

hello guys... my name is basam i need friends please add me on my instagram in my bio my friends at school r boring and stupid worthless beings so please add me and text me there

question of the day- chess or checkers? Choose your personal favorite and then say which one you think is more difficult to play (please do not be dumb and choose the wrong on)

1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more

Hello, so there have been some things circling around WJE about me being Opal, and Opals mom stalking WJE (this is all about things Opal told me so idk if this is 100% accurate) but i’m just going to reiterate, me and Leo are NOT opal. In April she took our accounts and we got them back in August. Opal’s mom, I know it’s your decision to discipline your daughter, but is it really worth your time and energy to make su… Read more

Opal, our friend and community member has been suffering many problems surrounding wje. First off, her mom discovered this site, and felt she needed to 'protect' her from it, and in the process, made a huge split between them. Over the period of Opal not being able to be on, her mom has verbally abused her, assuming that many accounts, including Leo, Ingenious and a large assortment of others, despite obvious evidenc… Read more

Brandon Hartman Jr. died unexpectedly in a car crash on Saturday 9/22. Please grieve for him.

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Should teachers be able to carry guns during school or school shootings? if yes please explain why in the way you believe.

I'd like to make a YouTube video about worst jokes ever. It will be about all of the controversies, lore, and information. If you want to help, please comment under here if you want to help me out :). Please only post histories of important controversies, users, etc. Unhelpful comments will not be tolerated! Thanks

i get this is a jokes site but other people have convos aswell on here its not just me and ethan so please stop.