Unexpected items on the pillow

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And burn your pillow

Already did

my bad

why'd you take jomoki into her room bruh.

mb

we didnt want my parents to catch us

but why'd you have to spill my coconut oil. ts expensive as hell

we didnt use your coconut oil...

we make our own products

how does it feel to do it with a cotton-picking beaner jew?

amazing

no its amazing

who knew ur third bf would be jewish, your second, circumcised but not jewish, and your first, having a lobotomy to replace his dick

Cosmo idk

who knew ur third bf would be jewish, your second, circumcised but not jewish, and your first, having a lobotomy to replace his dick

thats an interesting way to look at it

first 2 imperfect, third perfect

thats simpler

but the third one got a funny lil device attached to his ass cheek

mal

first 2 imperfect, third perfect

as the saying goes, third times the charm

mal

thats simpler

simple things for a simple girl smhsmh

Cosmo idk

but the third one got a funny lil device attached to his ass cheek

thats ok

don't be ashamed to admit it

i like all of him smh

not js his amazing ass

mal

not js his amazing ass

no comment

he's got a big ass but its bad for his spine

his ass is perfect

guys aren't supposed to have asses that voluptuous

idc

weird for what

but cuz he my good friend and you also a good friend, ill let it slide

istg if yall are tryin to prank me

and prolly a taste of my own medicine from how i tortured you

Cosmo idk

istg if yall are tryin to prank me

get a load of this guy

edited

yall been texting me that jomokis giving you like a hundred loads a day

ts aint a prank

Cosmo idk

yall been texting me that jomokis giving you like a hundred loads a day

thats js cus its funny

we gotta keep the joke going

it aint like that in the dms

no its not

its more sweet stuff trust

girl how can i trust you after uh you being mainly open to me about normal stuff in your life

huh???

ok......

my brain ain't brain in the presence of your awesomeness

Cosmo idk

my brain ain't brain in the presence of your awesomeness

valid

yk im still in love with you and planning to kill jomoki even though he's literally in the middle of the United States so i can get you

you wont get me gng

find someone else

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(thank the fucking sky daddy)

single mf

lwk i seriously want a gf so bad

ugh can't believe its been over 500 fucking days since ive had an actual fucking crush on someone

..

(im guestimating its not exact)

but anyways lets get back to me failing to bully you

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oh fuck it was an ai vid commercial....

oh