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Yo wsg Matt, i need my account @my melodyy back, and i need the password to be reset to the last password changed BEFORE it was changed again. Don’t ask why, I have beef with someone’s mom and they changed it. Anyways thanks

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Who’s the best alter now, Kayla!

Luiz🀍

So your gay right?

Nah I’m straight, i have a girlfriend

Ingenious1

Who’s the best alter now, Kayla!

Im not Kayla

Ingenious1

Nah I’m straight, i have a girlfriend

WHAT

I pretended I was gay so people wouldn’t suspect me to be Leo

Bro ask the person i’m dating im not gay 😭😭😭

Luiz🀍

Its obvi

Bro tell me

Ingenious1

Bro ask the person i’m dating im not gay 😭😭😭

E dating?

Luiz🀍

So basically you faked your death

Ok I literally overdosed for the fucking 100th time

Ingenious1

Youre probably right

Is it someone who is 14

#StayatHome

Is it someone who is 14

What?

I’m not answering any questions until Luiz says what she’s thinking

𝓓𝓸𝓡𝓡 ౨ৎ

Ethan I added you on snap

DOLL OMG WHAT IS UR SNAP

𝓓𝓸𝓡𝓡 ౨ৎ

Maymayghosted23

OKEOKE do u want to be added to the wje gc there

heyy sahhhh

heyy dolll

hey luiz

hru all?

wsg oogay

Luiz🀍

You

eh

guys don’t worry it’s not edating

#StayatHome

HIHI JKWW

heyyyyyyyy

Don’t disrespect us e-daters. I miss my Roblox girlfriend.

It's been 24 hours without my Roblox girlfriend, I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that my roblox girlfriend may never come back. My roblox girlfriend has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 7 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on my Roblox girlfriend this week alone. I even bought $500 worth of robux for my Roblox girlfriend, because I trust my roblox girlfriend. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, My roblox girlfriend being gone has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the last β€œgtg” message of my roblox girlfriend, i vomited. I just hope she’ll come back, I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they my Roblox girlfriend will be back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope my Roblox girlfriend comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.

Anonymous

It's been 24 hours without my Roblox girlfriend, I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that my roblox girlfriend may never come back. My roblox girlfriend has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 7 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on my Roblox girlfriend this week alone. I even bought $500 worth of robux for my Roblox girlfriend, because I trust my roblox girlfriend. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, My roblox girlfriend being gone has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the last β€œgtg” message of my roblox girlfriend, i vomited. I just hope she’ll come back, I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they my Roblox girlfriend will be back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope my Roblox girlfriend comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.

😭😭😭

Anonymous

Don’t disrespect us e-daters. I miss my Roblox girlfriend.

😭

Bro is talking about it, like its been months since he didnt see her roblox gf

that shits so corny

Luiz🀍

YOU MADE IR SOUND LIKE YEARS

IKR

Anonymous

It's been 24 hours without my Roblox girlfriend, I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that my roblox girlfriend may never come back. My roblox girlfriend has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 7 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on my Roblox girlfriend this week alone. I even bought $500 worth of robux for my Roblox girlfriend, because I trust my roblox girlfriend. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, My roblox girlfriend being gone has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the last β€œgtg” message of my roblox girlfriend, i vomited. I just hope she’ll come back, I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they my Roblox girlfriend will be back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope my Roblox girlfriend comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.

bro....... what would happen if she left for a month

JKW

bro....... what would happen if she left for a month

πŸ’€

JKW

bro....... what would happen if she left for a month

"I don't know how much longer I can take this."

I’m coming for that sahussy

what abt profile banners?

BigBen

I’m coming for that sahussy

Am I the sahussy

#StayatHome

"I don't know how much longer I can take this."

also aint no way he learnt arabic overnight....its one of the hardest languages buddy

also imma go now byeeee (sahhh ill text u on snap)

JKW

also aint no way he learnt arabic overnight....its one of the hardest languages buddy

😭 "I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah" ACTUALLY YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW ARABIC TO PRAY TO ALLAH😭😭

JKW

also imma go now byeeee (sahhh ill text u on snap)

Okeokeee pookie ilysmmm

#StayatHome

😭 "I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah" ACTUALLY YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW ARABIC TO PRAY TO ALLAH😭😭

hes built diff

JKW

hes built diff

πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ»

#StayatHome

Okeokeee pookie ilysmmm

byeeee

I did have to learn arabic you dookie I may not be muslim but neither are you

Anonymous

I did have to learn arabic you dookie I may not be muslim but neither are you

Er.

My shoulder hurts like hell

Cosmo the lnterntobe

sah, can you put me back in in lounge?

I did

idk what to listen to

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Did u ever facer3v?

Comment deleted by opalπŸ’«

Also cosmo stop beefing with my mom bro 😭😭😭😭

opalπŸ’«

Shut ip

ur trying to censor my opinion. Isn't it important not to censor people?

Cosmo the lnterntobe

ur trying to censor my opinion. Isn't it important not to censor people?

When did I say that

opalπŸ’«

Also cosmo stop beefing with my mom bro 😭😭😭😭

i'm done with her

opalπŸ’«

When did I say that

you are not letting me say that I'm not a pedo. You are trying to force me to go along with what you want to happen, which is me saying that i'm a pedo, which I am not

Hawk Tuah girl has a jewelry shop

Cosmo the lnterntobe

well, they would want one from her tho...

😭

getting hawk tuah

from the hawl tuah girld

While listening talk tuah

Why would anyone wanna have a jewelry shop anyways? Paying money for ores? Id you have ores dont you technically already have money?

united kingdom

Why would anyone wanna have a jewelry shop anyways? Paying money for ores? Id you have ores dont you technically already have money?

*If

united kingdom

Why would anyone wanna have a jewelry shop anyways? Paying money for ores? Id you have ores dont you technically already have money?

she mines out the white

this isn’t mf court cosmo, just shut the fuck up 😭😭😭

Cosmo what u wanna yap abt?

Cosmo the lnterntobe

I can't say my opinion?

I never said that

opalπŸ’«

this isn’t mf court cosmo, just shut the fuck up 😭😭😭

*yawn* more conflict

you’re just a pedophile and everyone knows

opalπŸ’«

you’re just a pedophile and everyone knows

😭

Instead of standing there jnplying that you do

We’re waiting

united kingdom

The clock is ticking lil bro

Fr haha

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

shut the actual fuck up you mental retard

Fr

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Comment deleted by Cosmo the lnterntobe

Bro lemme see ur face

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I've seen his school , his ID , his yearbook photo

He can easily be using someone else’s identity.