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FUCK

anyways guys

WSP

yeah, because my computer is too fucking slow

WSG BBG

HII COSMOOOO<33

L computer

excuses excuses 🙄

Wtf was that 1000th comment

hey

dvdvdvdvd

shut up

smh

AYY BE NICE OR IMA FIGHT YOU

penis

PENIS

Y'all I'm all of a sudden hyper afffffffffffff

fight me, mommy

mm mh

MAUAHAHAHAH

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

MOMMMYY?

Retarded beta

IM TELLING LUIZ

Nah bro got mommy issues

LUIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

TELL HER

CALL LUIZ!

LUIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

NAH NAH WHATS HER INSTA

WHATS HER INSTA

I miss luiz :(

BOUTA DM HER RN

NOT THAT MUCH IF YOUR GONNA BE CALLING ME MOMMY

it's not that kind of mommy

ohhh

he forgot the ;} face

guys

yeah?

"UH~ MOMMY! ;)"

im boutta go ill be on at like 5

lmao

HAUSHUDIHSUIH

I have been summoned

kk bye bye

aweeee

alr. cya

byeeee

bye guysss

NO THE FUCK U HAVENT

we said Luiz not lous

will yall still be on?

possibly

I thought you were calling me…

no

Hey baby

wtf

wtf

okkk

you ain't funny

who tf are you

Honey it’s me Louis

AHUIAHDUIDIDA

PETTTERRRRR!

ohhhhhhh is that ur grandma???

ok heroin

LOUIS

Yes it is yours truly

OMGGGGGGG

nuh uh

bro I love your show can have ur autograph

Yes huh my snickerdoodle

I ain't your nothing

Bro it’s spelled LOUIS not LOIS

I'm sorry cosmo but this is ur future

nope

BITCH WHO TF ARE YOU YELLING AT

Bc even grandmas can catch a fade

I don't discriminate

I’M NOT A GRANDMA

I’M A TESTOSTERONIC MAN

u ain't my gf

or my bf

Baby did you head or something?

COSMOS GAY

or my anything

💅

OMFG

ITS CONFIRMED

nuh uh

We’re meant to be together Cosmo

Me and you

well then wtf is this?

nerp

😘💕

probably rapboat

or wade

or heroin

I wanna say feetlust

i don't think so

Oh baby you’re so funny

or maybe even amy

eugh

ugly bitch

grandpa

bro, just stop

go away

Cosmo get over here my snickerdoodle scrumptious

u need yo meds

AHUSAHHDIU

SNICKERDOODLE

Damn cosmo even the same gender loves you

i still prefer the opposite gender

guys are disguisting

...

damn

Sit yourself down and let me sprinkle a bit of that sweet charm all over you baby

I'm gonna sit down where I want to sit down and it will never be in ur lap

bro wtf this is kinda getting creepy

COSMO tell ur man to gtfo

no fuck

he ain't my anybody

Oh, you little rascal!

😉

just stop

👋

SAVE ME NATALIE

Natalie cosmo has a bf

nuh uh

He keeps calling him snickerdoodle

Venmo me

MUCHHHHHH BETTER.

Oh, honey boney, I’m afraid I’m not one to back down so easily!

LESS REVEALING

Okay MOM

😈🔥

Oop did she snitch on your natalieeee

ill call the police on you.

NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE UR THONG CHANEL

OR UR BRA

crazy

uhhhh

Oh sweetie, let’s not get all dramatic now!

Natalie is it ur birthday?

It was a cute pfp

wtf

My bday is new years..

You wouldn’t wanna upset daddy, right my precious Cosmo creamcakes?

I'm so confused bc ur just updated ur thing to say 15 and it was 14 yesterday

girl u look like ur promoting your OnlyFans.

GUYS I DID IT

I FUCKING DEADLIFTED 220! LEZ FUCKING GO

I SQUATED 210!

" Natalia is 5 miles away from where you are, Text now to have a good time ;)"

ALSO

W ethan

Good job ethan

damn

LETZ FUCKIN GO :D

IM SO FUCKIN HAPPY

*Smack*

wild

Brotha wtf

MADIII

GUESS WHAT

THTS my PR for september

Good job Cheekthan

gtfo

bro I'm a dude

Ah shit mb

GTG TTYL !

Maybe he's gay like cosmo and louis

r u gay

I’M STRAIGHT

well I'm a dude

Misclick I was still making it

I just enjoy smacking booty

that shit says otherwise

ohhh

Woah I didn’t know Natalie had DSLs

BYE FREINDS! :D

Nuh uh

mhm

MADIIIII

no goodbye ;(

It’s the truth

BYE BYE ETHANNNN

😭😭😭😭

SO PROUD OF YOU

BYE JAZZY ! :D

TY

CYa

YWWWW

Virgins in this chat don’t understand the science behind jiggle physics

sir respectfully stfu

It’s complete FACTS

nobody gives a shit respctuflly

Fuck yeah I do

NATALIEEE

Good job Ethan bye bye

WHAT?

She was gonna tell you how much ass I get daily

IM GOING TO THE MALL WITH MY BESTIE NEXT WEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK

no tf I was not

Yyaaa

You get no ass

Were too!!!

from any of us

I get LOADS of ass every single day

OOO SOUNDS FUN!

I would rather killmyself

CAP

Every time I approach a girl they instinctevly bend over and pop that rear out

I'm so exciteddddd I feel like a little kid just thinking abt hanging out with my friends omggggg

It’s like a natural psychological thing drilled into their minds to back that thang up for BOOTY$MACKA

stfu

huh

damn nobody's gives a shit

No they dont lmfao

Well i hope u have fun that sounds exciting and its something fun you can do <3

Sometimes when you smack the ass too hard they let out a bit of air if you catch my drift

thank youuu I'll tell you abt itttt I cant fucking wait bro

no nobody does so gtfo and go touch some grass

*ASS

GRASS YOU FUCKING PEDO

ASS YOU FUCKING VIRGIN

Tell me how much you smacked today?

I guarantee I’ve fucked more hoes than you’ve even touched

I'ma get ur IP address and smack the fuck out of you

man whore

Heyyy

LEOOO

That’s something to be PROUD about

DID IT WORK?

JASYYYY

U GOT UR ACC BACK?

MADI

”Manwhore” is just what jealous people call us sigma pimpers

I ASKED TO FOLLOW YOU ON INSTA

LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMGGGGGGG

oh i gotta check wje lounge

OH LEMME CHECK UVDHUHDVI

HIIIIIIIIII I MISSSEDDDDD YOUUUUUUU

no…

oh

did y

ou

ask?

leoo I followed you

ARE U MEOWMEOMMEOWMEOWMEOW?

yes

UHHSIHV

OKOK

same

Also sorry mb i forgot to mention I EMAILED HIM HAVENT GOTTEN A RESPONSE YET

IM JUST LETTING U KNOW I DID IT

OHHH ok

ty!!!

OFC <3

LEOOOOO

OK I REQEUSTED TO FOLLOW U

Im so glad that ur officially back

just accepted

Eeee

yerp

NAT

LEO

wsp my goody gang

yall wanna call

sure

sure I finally got off school

I'll make it

yayy

yay someone make a kmeet link

https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/ksckrihgrmouyjpn

there you go

its blocked 😔

....

NOOOOOOOOOOO

:'(((

damn should we zoom or smth??

MADI JOIN GRRRR

join call

furry

GRRRRR

furry

guys my mom kept yapping so i had to leave

rapboat

ustg

istg*'

that was me lol

on the call

Ahhhh

Ahhhhh

Is that rylee girl

the same rylee

we didn’t like

BITCH JOIN CALL

YES

NO IM SHOPPING

IM AT TILLYD

TILLYS*

aw mann

U LOOK LIKE A TILLY

GUYS

I GOT HOME EARLYY

yeah but i apologized and moved on

damn, chat died

hi

mommy?

hi guys

hi amy

helo me pls

*help

somebody

not that wierd louis guy

hi amihard

oh what the fuck

hi guyss

hi

there's only one person I call daddy, and it's blach

hi cosmo

hru

call me daddy

im alr

call me daddy

no

ur already taken and I got blach and i will never cheat on my daddy

rylee do u have daddy issues

probably

daddy????

idk

👅👅👅

yes i have daddy issues.

i hagebt

i haven’t seen my dad

brb

HEY

I alr know tht

wsg ppls

;(

ofc

hi

MB it was 225 and squated 215

wsg leo

MB I haven't sent email I'm rlly busy

BUT IM INNN SO DEEP

imma put it together rn

YK IM SUCH A FOOL FOOR UUUU

wym

wthu

wth

it’s a song

ingenious get yo woman'

lmao

he is napping zzz

napps?

mhm.

he is taking a nap dipshit

what 💀

sum 1 lil angy

nah js upset.

angy

why

why u upset ry?

with who Carlos? monkey pox man?

back

hi

yo

i’m bored

LEOOO

HII

sorry guys

i was eating ice cream

my toner spilled all over my phone and hung me up

i’m gonna murder it

OH-

OMG

ur fine. ice cream is ice cream after all

it was so good bro

it was really expensive too

now im drinking my cactus water

i’m drinking coconut water

its dragonfruit flavored

and helps with ur skin SO

omg...there goes 30 bucks

me next

........

Gay ass

yeah

men tho👅👅👅

it was like 60 dollars

i got it in england

oof

since when are english people known for their skin

it was at a department store ok

i js use exfoliatiors and snail mucin

it’s so expensive tho

like 50 dollars

..................make ur mans buy u one

I ALSO USE THE SNAIL MUCIN THING BUT IT BROKE ME OUT SO BAD

LIKE I GOT HORRIBLE ACNE

oh

um

skill issue maybe?😭😭

it works wonders for me

yeah i was NOT blessed with the skin gene

SAME

MADI!

My skincare routine i use like 4 products

i use 4 products also

i use like 6…

i double cleanse, then i use toner, then a couple serums, then my eye cream and acne treatment and then moisturizer and then a sheet mask every other day

that’s like 10 scratch that

My cetaphil daily cleaser, my CeraVe daily moistrizer, my Clique eye cream, and ninamicide ordinary serum

i dont like using alot of products because im scared ill break out more

Jesus christ Asians use a lot of products

which so far what im using and the way i do it helps

i tried the nicinimide thingy and then my face was like burned

Jackie Chan is an example

korea has good skincare

Not just Asians dumbass, all girls use alot of skincare

ik I'm joking and Korea has better looking chicks than usa

oh jeez- I use it to clear up dark spots and all tht

and a special type of YT can confirm this

and then for pimples i always have pimple patches

and nose strips aswell

bro i found this one serum on the internet cleared up all my acne scars

GIRL WHAT IS IT CALLED.

it’s the glow recipe guava vitamin c thingy

IM RUNNING TO SEHPORA RN

it’s so good

oh shit

pee pee squirt?

45$

y'all cover ur pimples

?

pimple patches

I use skincare

I js pop em , clean em out , and then a week they gone

they get the stuff out of the pimple

damn woman

WELL THTS NICE FOR U ETHAN.

You’re not supposed to pop them.

as a male, covering pimple with stars or patches is very gey

U WERENT CURSED WITH ACNE THTS BAD

real

I am

bro ur finna get scars

actually

only 4?

ion got no scars

Buddy ur skin is clear

I have horrible hormonal acne so nothing works for me

ew

sometimes 5 if i use my face mist or face mask

exactly , my face is originally acne mess bro I had pimples on the dimes everywhere

or my SPF

oh i fw glow recipe heavy

I use 4 things

Glow recipe made my acne so bad

I dont trust mens skincare routines

I used the weird toner thingy and that’s why my skin is so bad tbh

they use those 3 in 1 facial cleasnsers

oh uh

sucks for you

and then their skin is fin

You guys should try the Ordinary peeling solution

NO

they double as shampoo and conditioner too 😭🙏🙏

IM GOOD WITH MY FACEMASK SMH

YES

ITS SO GOOD GUYS

FR

IT CLEARED UP MY FACE

wash your face , . stridex , cleanser , then lotion

i caught my brother using dish soap as cleanser

guys i need an answer

i need an answer

Ethan

fuck yoi

thank u

rthan

carti

bro not rn lmao

:(

SUCKS FOR U AMY

HAHA

amy u can do it in a few

HAWK TUAH BITCH

im not the one sucking tho

SPIT ON THAT THANG

but u are tho

HAWK TUAH

HAWK

TUAH

SHUT UP

no kanyes getting sucked

MMM~

stfu reyon

wash your face , . stridex , cleanser , then lotion

- ONLY THING I NEED!

and carti

ykw

MY NAME IS REYON

YALL CAN CALL ME DAT IF U WANNA

oh shit ur a male aware of what ance pads are

BUT I PREFER FEET (pause)

.

or chunke

FOOT FETISH

NO

DAN SCHNEINDER ASS

NAH NAH

FOOT FETISHHHHHHHH!

IK IT'S MY NAME BUT I DONT HAVE TRUST TRUST

CLIPPPEDDDDD

CLIPPPPPPPEDDDD

I SAID PAUSE AFTER THO

HE JACKS OFF TO FEET!

NAH NAH

CAUSE U ALR KNOW U DO

cooked

clip his ass ethan

post it in the memes

MY BIO CLEARLY SAYS I NO HAVE A LUST FOR FEET

ykw I seen sum foot fetish onda hub once it was not good.

BRO WHY YELL AT ME

alr and?

...................im telling aubrey

atleast ion got a footfetish

NAW BRO YOUR WILD

can i have the nitrous today

I THOUGHT U SAID U WERE CLEAN

haven't been on there since we started dating

can i have the nitrpus

ah mb mb

I am

can i have the nitrous today

nitrous

🙏🙏

haven't went on there for a while

I haven't edged , last time I have was August 10th

so before dating aubrey which was like a few weeks ago?

DAWG

few weeks before aub

ophelia?

erm wat

wt sigma

you don’t look like an ophelia

nah that’s not my irl name

nobody needed to know tht bro...

that sounds liek a std

nah that’s not my irl name

Nah leos real name is prettier than that

i just said it because i’m not stupid enough to say my real name

OH MAI GAWSH REALLL 💅

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

SLAY SOUL SISTA

NO!

only yuri knows my real name

✨✨✨✨

eyes up here nigga

no nigga

yes nigga

grey sweatpants rey-kin👅👅👅

helicopter helicopter

kun

semi boner amy chan 🤪

😜😜😜

wat the fuck

where’s rylee i want my mommy:)

:(

huh

jonkler

my legs hurt sm i hate land days

wat the sigma is a land day

for rowing

we have land days for conditioning

we use rowing machines

and they suck

and we do circuits

and they suck

no pain no gain 🐺🔥

no shut up

i hate

DLAPPT

;-;

LAPPDLAPPT

so many things

DALLPDLAPPT

RLWPPRLAPPT

FLAPPT