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Wdym...

I'm confused

I know something happens that day

Maybe?

Idk anymore

Ok

I’m sorry

HUH?!?!

IM CONFUSED

Why are you sorry

What happens may 10th again?

?????

Wait...does it have to do with may?

Like as in the person may

WHY WONT ANYONE ANSWER ME?!?!

Wtf is going on

Mb

I’m sorry for telling you to try French

I thought you would like it.

Oh, it's not your fault. I chose that

may 10th..?

OH WAIT

Excuse me

WAS THAT OUR WEDDING

May 10th??

Yeah.

....

LOVELY WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?

smthin different better be may 10th

Crazy how she only remembers the fake wedding you two had.

I didn't even do French when I chose it. So it wasn't any of our faults

WHAT HAPPENS THAT DAY?!?!?

Prolly cause I showed up nd that plucked it outta the back of her head

Six month anniversary.

oh ew yall do that?

OH YEA

js do years not half of years

THAT TOOOOOOO

NO

We don’t do it.

Just acknowledging the fact.

Oooh

Do you want to celebrate it?

Hehe

Eh...what is there to even do?

(gifts)

(extra Valentine's day)

CRAFTS

(go on a date)

Rawr

don't have sex

DID YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU

THATS A BIG NO NO

NO SEX

NU UH

okay ms hypersexual

no sex till marrige

Real

unless you get married after 20

Don’t even lol.

Excuse me Ms McDonald's

then I'll be okay with it

Legs open 24 7

NAH

crazy

Lol

Oop

anyways

that was rude

:c

I sincerely apologize

nuhuh

ur a meanie

Womp

1

hi guys

monkey

oh hey jazzy ^^

lmao

LOVELY

hi char

He just disappears I swear

L

that's so real

fr

Bro is like my dad and went out for the milk

good

so real for that

Damn

Womp womp I guess

my friend be saying that all the time

when his gf broke up with him he said womp womp

😭

and then walked away

💀

damn were crying ok let me do this

Back

Nahhh that's rough

THEIS FREID OF YOUS I ADMIRE

GOOD

lmao

"we are breaking up"

"womp womp"

im crying ir

Does it upset you when I disappear?

why

YES?!?!

WHY WOULDNT IT?!?!?

she was literally speech less

DO YOU THINK I DONT CARE OR SMTH

Oop-

ew

i

Yall saw that

horny ass mf

Right?

broke up

Lol :>

Y'all are horny asf

lol.

PERIODD

YOU ATE THAT

He is

She is hornier

stfu

EXCUSE ME

Atleast I keep my honriness in like privacy

no stfu

jazzy

CAP

right

yesss?

Shush up

Ejegdyebrvfudbdb

Rhrxhy

I like rape

WTH

LMAO

Hi

Gramma’

LEO

please don’t rape me

YOU SEEING THIS SHIT

ooh me me me

See

Rape lovely

NO

I like getting busted on by oily black men

YES

i broke up with him

I'ma go hang myself

Exactly rape lovely

awww are you ok

OMG CUPCAKE

IM SO PROUD OF YOU

ME TOO

im not okay at all

Lovely I’m cumming for those cheeks

LOVELY

?

its ok girl he was gonna make you feel worse

._.

lovely fr

oop

EXCUSE ME

lmao

YOU TOO?!?!?

WAIT GUYS

me too what?

Clap clap clap clap clap

WTF IS GOING ON

MAYYY

HUSH WE GOTTA CONSOLE CUPCAKE

Ur gunna get molested

mayyy hiiii

EVERYBODY BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR

ANONYMOUS

Kk

DONT RAPE ME PLA

S

By me

HII

WHA

I will rape u Leo

Even better lmao

NO

NU UH

why

FUCK NO

NO

Bc

that's not good

no bbg

Because we’re all depressed together

ME AND CHARLIE WILL HANG OURSELVES TOO

SO DONT DO IT

The pain is real

EXACTLY

Mhm

fr

HIII

oh uh- yYEAH

idc

I’m on the toilet after eating Taco Bell

lmao

i will eat u and ur dog

Not me

Plot twist: anon is Miguel

oop

SHIT

wait who's Miguel?

Mig is watch legi stuff rn

yall

Lego*

Who tf is Miguel

right

Lmao

💀

damn

lol

Wa :<

anyway im doin it

it’ll be okay

NO

is she a bad friend?

DONT YOU DARE

5th time

....

Cap

Sorry, I guess

Umm

dude I dont think your toxic

No way anybody thinks she is toxic unless you lied about her

...

I’ll stick my dick into the bullethole

is serena on worst jokes ever

Yes

SETH IS SO NICE

never once lied🙏

...

IKR

Frrr

I had to read that again bro lmao

Now yall is actually lying lmao

GAY?!?!?!?

Nah nah say that again

oka i wnt i promise ok bestie

I'd let her peg me too

I’d like lovey to peg me

good

UH

can I peg you

I feel like may is gonna steal her from me…

WHAT 💀

You can peg me may

Umm poly?

she is

tired puppy wanna be my bestie too

No.

Oop

hahaha I'm with the most amazing person in the world right now so I don't want serena

OFC ILYSM <333

Wh

uayayaya

serena is the most amazing person though

Noo

Shhh you are

y'all we have the best friend group ever

No

I am the most useless person in the world

stfu

I'm with the most amazing person in the entire existence you will NEVER change my mind

period

SHUSH THAT UP RN

Charlie

she’s my wife i luv her 😍😍😍

W

Eeeg

CHARLIE

Yes ma’am.

YH?

OK IMMA GO TO SCHOOL

BYE POOKS

BYE

🤫

ILY LEO

BRB

Good

YOU ARE IN OUR FRIENGROUP RIGHT

Oh it’s the owendale Michigan kids

😒

tired puppy my wifey now

WITH ME LEOO YOU AND CUPCAKE AND SETH

no, bay city

I guess

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE WHAT ABT ME

YAY

and you jazzy

I was Abt to say

Back

I miss alastor

y'all I just got out of the most toxic relationship

GOOD

W

he was a monkey

oh so jasmin

you told serena

lmao

no

he is white

You mean wade

?

Frre

She misses wade

who else wanna be my wifey

Grrr

he is an albino monkey

?

Huh?

JASMIN GARCI

Wsg RAP-LISTENERS

WHAT

Hi boat

actually stop or we boutta have problems

Serena Trischler.

Sup LOVELY PERV

wanna be my wifey as friend

Nothin

Sorry

PERIOD

.

I don't like Wade I'm with someone and who I'm with is who I need.

WADE X MAYYY

YES

tick tick tick

MAY X WADEE

ok

CHARIE WHY U SAY MY FULL NAME

Who is you talking about

honey grab the axe.

grab*

It’s the same

Not if they support your stupid LAWYER DREAM

Crazy.

Stfu no it aint

FUCK YEAH BITCHES WE BACK IN BUISNESS

Grrr

Let’s be honest, smart people should strive to become RAPPERS

Ok who needs to die I got my axe in hand

Definitely a furry

HERION.

i need more wifeys

No they should solve world hunger

Wade x may

BET

FUCK

if anyone saw this KMS.

Hehe

Smart people should strive to solve DEGENERATE LEADERS.

World hunger would be solved if everyone just fed off of RAP

You admitted to it

I definitely didnt...

I said kinda maybe idk yet

???

CHARLIE

yeah?

DO I STILL GET TO KILL HEROIN WITH MY AXE???

Seth.

Ye

Can we FaceTime later?

gay

Ofc dear

Mhm

Yay!

be

use mine, she has a better grip.

Ty.

Slay girlie pop

Np

The surge of listening to RAP gives you more energy than eating food

ok

Question: what is your favorite nickname everybody?

Oh ok...makes sense

HERIOIN GET UR ASS OVER HERE I WANNA PLAY A LITTLE GAME

So I listen to rap instead of eating?

No

May

Wait

Yes.

I mean, preferably, you should o BOTH…

Princess, honey, or smth else

But i’d rather go without food than go without rap

wait nvm its the one that's my username

lol

alr I'll starve myself and everytime I want food I'll js listen to rap

I could go 3 days without food with the substitute of rap.

I have a twin engine single seat sukhoi supermanuverable SU 35

Not a real thing

I wanna play

.

bye.

NOW LETS PLAY

w school shooter

No

oop

That's only a check

do it

Damn that's too bad

Go pick cotton

OOoooooo baaaaaaan

NO

B-b-but JAKE

anymore wifeys

Simp

NO FUCK YOU

MY JKEYBOARD

ODMG

No bro, i meant that JAKE gave us mod approval

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT WORK

FINALLY

.....

You need to calm down lovely

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhħ

Real

....

wait perv ik your first name I think

No

Say it

Nu uh

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

No

Nope

I know what it i

damnit

Say it

I KNOW IT

TELL ME

Starts with j has 7 letters

lol

Hehe

BOAT

🚶‍➡️🍆👄

MUAHAHAHAHA

J...... TRISCHLER

Nu uh

Jackson

OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT

NO

Hehe

???

WAIT UR LAST NAME IS GARCIA??????

That's my last name

Walter white

Exactly

Not his

SETH WE COULD BE RELATED

Not mine. Seth’s is

That is the whitest name I've ever seen

J____n Garcia??

AYY DONT DO THAT

Both of yours are and it is incest

You probably are related her familia is giant

One letter sort

Guys

?

Jackson garcia

Stop saying my name

JACKSON

Hehe

Jackson

Lmao

ik it was jackson

It’s from breaking bad

SO STOP

Jackson

Drop the name

Im sorry Jackson

So so so sorry jackson

Jackson is such a nice name

Cap

Seth

I thought of a boy name

Jackson is gay for Jake

Dexter.

Jacksoff

Jameson is such an ugly name

Ikr

Bruh

Jk jk

Lmao

Hey that’s one of my friends

Seth would you name your son Dexter?

My old friend was named Jameson

JACKSON

Why would you ask that????

Jackson

PERCY JACKSON

Looks like James has been BUSY…

lol

Lol

But why

???

Idk

This you?

…

L

No

Nah bro got caught

Serena garcia

oop

YPU NEED THE MARIA

SERENA MARIA GARCIA

SERENA MARIA GARCIAAA

get the fuck out

What’s ur dad or moms first name

My initials make SMG

Serena me and you are cousins

Sounds like a BIG BOOTY LATINA

....

It is

Bro just doxed me

Pls for personal reasons

.....

eww

?

Wait i thought smg was just a RANDOM NAME…

to you perv not seth

THAT WAS ME FUCKER

That you

Oh nvm

IM TALKING ABT PERV

BUT STILL

The one next to seth

I was the one with the big red hat

Hehe

U got a big forehead

Seth was the hot one

Nu uh 💀

Bro is built like 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Frrrr

Wtf

lol

omg my hair

How do u undelete a comment

Got milk?

Bro

When was this added

Frrr

How the fuck did you do that

What was that

Did not see

.......

Hold up

omg lol

Undelete that

eww my hair

...

It looks greasy

Jawline check 0

Bro you look like GRETA THUNBERG

Nu uh

Pour olive oil in it then rinse it off with soap

Saw it

Oil up

Frrrrrr

Olive oil is so slippery and good for your skin

....

Oko

Seth

Cum

go

Ye

no it not

Do you love me?

ressy

greassy

Seth frrrr

Bro is a simp

I'm done

Cya!

OF FUCKING COURSE?!?!?!?

Nah bro, these bitches INVADED my dms

WHY WOULD I NOT

Because I am weird and cringy and ugly and suicidal

NO

kfnjadfkljnf

I LOVE YOU

YOU ARE NONE OF THOSE THINGS

//

Also...what

yes I am

NU UH

...

perv ik what you are

your a simp for seth

WELL THEN MAYBE THATS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU?!?!?!

He is :>

Rate my sister fr

lol

that ai dumbass

♾️ outta 10

Lmao

I’m fucking with you bro it’s an ONLYFANS BITCH

OMFG

7

Oh wow

She gets a rating....

perv u shouldnt have said anything

Seth is 9

....

oh

u fucked up bad my guy

?

Only reason I say 9 is because I never use 10

For anything

The next photo i’m about to post goes out to COSMOLOGIST INTERNTOBE

ok

Even Seth, the most beautiful person in Michigan

....

...SHE IS TOO YOUNG TO BE USING A BRA FIRST OFF

Huh