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Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne Gotta take charge and defend my only home And although I kinda feel unsteady Now I need to be ready for this Have you ever felt like you're willing to die to save the people of your city? By "Die, " do you mean use my teeth to rip flesh apart? That's a start! 'Cause right now we need a leader And it seems to me that destiny has picked me To be that, if you'll permit me, so who's with me? Wouldn't it be super to see more of Hell? Join up now if you like travel Come on boys, hop in the saddle! Lotta sights to see en route to my hotel Not to mention the camaraderie Yes siree, you'll form life-changing friendships With the folks along the way And feast on all the angels you can eat Okay Free food! I'm in! Oh-whoa, It's food! Nom-nom-nom It's time now to act! They're on the attack! When they move to strike, we will fight biting back! We'll follow your lead, we're eager to feed! We'll sharpen our teeth for the heavenly feast From this moment on, you can count on us To be resolute and ravenous Our appetites are whet and we're set to seize the day So I say, oh hey, come join the flesh buffet! Well, that's a little violent, can we tone it down? Oh, don't be put off by their snarlin', that's enthusiasm, darlin'! Eh, they just seem a little murdery right now Don't worry, honey, that's their thing Keep singing We're super-duper grateful To have you folks aboard We can't wait to taste an angel's wings! Oh, lord For the first time in my life Maybe I can be ready for this I can be the marshal leading the parade I can come into my own, and I think I've always known My destiny could never be postponed When Adam brings the battle here I must appear like I'm ready for this They're dancing along They're singing her song Surprised? Why, I knew she could do it all along She's bound to pass the test as princess of Hell Like her daddy, she is madly power-fell She's filled with potential that I could guide I concur! Stick with her, you'll be on the winning side For the first time in our lives, we know that we are ready for this! We'll show Heaven a fight they won't forget! (Ah, ah, ah) It is time to take a stand! It is time to lend a hand! (Huzzah!) Against the angels, and their deadly threat! We cannot take it anymore The time has come to go to war Prepare to fight We're ready for this! I really hope that I'm ready for this

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Right now, my brain feels like someone collected it from IKEA and assembled it without reading the manual...

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COMON WE NEED ROSEI FOR ALASTOR

I was needed?

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THERES AN ALASTOR ON THIS SITE

An Alastor? How wonderful!

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Hes my bestie just dont tell him.

Can people see what was written in the past?

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Yes

Then he might find out on his own

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NOOO

I assume this website will survive without me for around 20-40 minutes

Sometimes you need to realize when youโ€™re overdramatizing things Charlie

Because I feel like you do a lot of the stuff you do just to BE dramatic

And itโ€™s just kind of weird and doesnโ€™t do you any good

Heroin Monkey

What the fu-

Jake ใƒ„

Hello father

Bad Sonic. You call me DADDY.

Iโ€™m sure most people would agree

Wade is Charlie overdramatic about things sometimes

Agree with what?

Jake ใƒ„

Wade is Charlie overdramatic about things sometimes

100% why

Sheโ€™s especially dramatic when she needs Alastor

Also Jake check wje crew

Wade

Sheโ€™s especially dramatic when she needs Alastor

You should see when she needs Twix king

Jake ใƒ„

You should see when she needs Twix king

Oh damn loo

Heroin Monkey

jake

Sonkey

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When was the last time i needed him jake.

Idk but it sure as hell was weird when I had to pretend to be some moon dude

Heroin Monkey

Thatโ€™s wild

Jake ใƒ„

Idk but it sure as hell was weird when I had to pretend to be some moon dude

Moon dude? Lmao what?

Charlie u made a post a few days ago saying u missed Twix King pretty sure

Heroin Monkey

^^^^^^^

W Heroin

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TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE HUMANS TASTE GOOD

Seasoning, dear.

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k

Just add anything you would normally enjoy on more โ€œnormalโ€ foods

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Okay

Mango/strawberry salsa is good for parties

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I dont plan any parties thank you though

And if you have a lover that you donโ€™t particularly love that dumps you, their family probably tastes nice with salsa

Did Shy make another alt?

Arik

Right now, my brain feels like someone collected it from IKEA and assembled it without reading the manual...

Dude mine too

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yeah

Of course she did.

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๐™™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ง๐™–

SHALOM

ืฉืœื•ื ืื—ื™ ื•ื—ื’ ืฉืžื— ๐Ÿ‘

Wade

Dude mine too

Bro what's up?