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HOLY SHIT! I’d never thought if get to this point! There’s so many people I’d like to thank for this amazing honor! I’ve always wanted an Oscar! Anyways, I’d like to thank my 4 Daddys, Jake, Toast, Ethan, Blach, my Sugar Bear Ingenious, my pookies, Krissy, Chunke, Heroin, RapBoat, and all my other pookie bears, Ryan Reynolds, Nolan North, all the girls on here I’ve unintentionally rizzed up, Amy for being an on and off pain in my ass and the best frenemy I could ask for, Arik for just joining this site and making me super duper happy, Hugh Jackman, Rob Liefeld, the guy who came up with the word “Chimichanga”, All the people who subbed to my YouTube channel, Daddy Matt for always unbanning me and for banning me in the most badass way that one time when he said “bye” before striking me down, all my alt accounts, and finally I’d like to thank…Wait shit, what was my next line? Am I out of time?

Ur welcome pookie

Lmao

WWWWWW WADE

EPIKO

yeah youre out of time GIMME THAT MIC BITCH

Nooo I still have so much more I need to say! I was gonna rap! And shoutout to Jesus Christ! I maybe would have included you in my speech!

Did somebody say RAP????

Btw congratulations on the big 102🍾🥂🎉

Thanks man!🔥🍾

Wow you were summoned almost instantly!

My RAPPY-TINGLE went off…

GOOD JOB DONT WORRY I WOULD NEVER UNFOLLOW YOU

103 NOW BABAAAY! HELL YEAH!🍾

Bro got his own Spidey sense

I have more ^^

Wait that's wild

You gained followers here faster then anyone else

Goodjob Wade I'm proud of u =D

Fuck off ill include myself you four eyed marval nerd

AHEM ID LIKE TO MAKE A SHOUTOUT FOR MYSELF CAUSE IM FUCKIN AWESOME AND WADE SUCKS

why does ur pfp have ears

is this your way as coming out as a furry

IDK first homestuck charecter i saw

I could say the same for your profile <3

Mic for?

Did you reach 100?

Is that your way of saying you're a furry?

You should have way more then 100

I do fr 153

Im so cool you guys

):

WAIT NO

HUH

that's more then me

WHY U SAD

nd beating jake

nd I'm beating jake*

he beats me fr

IM KIDDING

.................

I hv more followers then jake

IM KIDDING AHYAUHDYUAD

I don't follow much pple.

I follow two people

mine is minun smh

Jake and myself

Still a form of animal no?

............

how do u follow urself?

like a diff acc

um

nnno?

GUYS I YEALLED AY MY DAD

woah

why

cause I was explaining a story in the bible

and he said "it dosent matter, its all just a fairy tale anyways"

GOOD JOB DOPINDER

thanks for mentioning me sugarbear

.......................................OK ATHEIST DAD

WAY TO SET A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR YOUR KIDS

I got pissed.

eh

I yell at my dad all the time

I dont

big ass cry baby

my dad dosent yell at me either

he may be 6'2 but he aint scary

JAKE

W

I KNOW YOURE WATCHING

YEAH

NOSEY

hi pookies

I had the right to yell at him anyways

FYM NOSEY IM WAITING FOR THOSE PINTEREST PICS SMH SMH

even though he groans and huffs and puffs and yells

LIKE BUDDY

I HAVE A LATINA MOM

he said a fucking religion that MANY MANY people believe in is a fucking fairy tale.

U THINK UR ASS SCARY?

REAL

YOULL GET THEM IN A MINUTE IM FINISHING A CONVERSATION POOKIE WOOKIE DOOKIE BEAR

I hope he's happy in hell🥰

And I have a hot ass latina girlfriend <3

tehe <3

YEAH LEMME BE UR YANDERE BBG

Was it capitalism

Hehehe

Mine <3

Did your daddy drink out of a big bottle thats clear and says vodka on it perhaps <3

AWE <3

ALL YOURS <3

ALSO HONEY

WE STILL NEED

He was drinking a cup of wisky

TO READ

HOMESTUCK

WhiskeyI

STOP

IM THINKING OF THE SONG

IVSHVIUDHDVIU

MADI HOMESTUCK IS LONG AND WEIRD WE DONT HAVE TO

I NEEDA GO BACK TO THE EDITS

JAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I PROMISED

THAT WE WOULD READ IT

ITS BAD FOR YOUR DYSLEXIA

SINCE DECEMEBER

STFU

I CAN UNDERSTAND IT

IM NOT GONNA BREAK MY PROMISE TO YOU

I PINKY PROMISED ON IT

SO WE ARE GONNA READ IT

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Awh

yall are so cute I wanna throw up🥰

PINCHE PENDEJO

Its okay we know you sipped some of that whiskey

IM JKJKJKKJ

UYCSYUUSYVGVSYU

UGH FINE BUT IF YOU DONT LIKE IT JUST LMK AND WE CSN STOP YOU DONT HAVE TO

WHAIY

NOOO IM AGANST DRINKING

AIUSHSIUAHADIU IM SORRYR

Jesus wasnt ;)

S*UHDSIUHSIUHCSIUCSIHU

LMAO

IM SORRY

WAHRTGXNFHC

STOPPP😭

guysguysguys

What

is it normal that horror is funny

no

i dont like horror movies

not like comedy funnt

I WATCH EM

CAUSE

but like funny when they in the air nd get thrown back

IM CURIOUS

AND I DONT LEARN

BUT

I FEEL BAD

FOR

THE ANIMALS

I love horror

I WATCHED PEARL

Horror is funny ish but it depends on what it is

yeah

SHE KILLED THE POOR GOOSE :(

Hentai is so stupid it’s hilarious

ew no

AND THEN

kill goats

...

satanism type shit

I watched one video and threw up

Like it’s so laughably retarded

well you see..

That's why you kill them.

As you should

God animals are the lambs right?

just explain it to me pookie ik u like to explain things to me <

nd idk my mom listend to the bible

(aka mansplain)

IM KIDDING IM KIDDING

You’ve got abrahamic religion all confuzzled up

Jake

Check ur messages in wje

chanel wants to show u smth

I'm wearing hk pj pants and a hk shirt

I will go hella theological on you all and barf up so much religious knowledge

FUCK YEAH

I want more hello kitty stuhf

PLES, I wanna learn

I have hello kitty pants

I only have one pair ):

L

IM JKJK

nono I agree with u

my gothic ass got the black hello kitty pants

I want more so bad

i pair it with black lace and shit

I got those

OH ICIC

ignire my dresser

and my hand.......

I GOT THE ONES U SEE OFF PINTEREST

JUST BLACK

instead of pink

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

i didnt like the shade of pink

here actually ill show u

bet

why is her head so big.....

"UHM ACTUALLY-"

hm?

cause

she has

glasses

get it

haha

no

ok

MB

IUDVNVIUDV

GIRL WHAT

SHE HAS GLASSES

my hair is so pretty rn

is it shiny

no?

awe

its the perfect mix of wavy nd straight nd I love it

ICIC

its kinda greesy tho ):

icic

YOULL BE FINE

SHOWER DAY WILL BE SOON

yur

I hv pple ppl coming over tmrw

so shower tommorow girl

afk rq

kk

I will

sorry im still finding the pic

nice

oh no dw

found it

yay

ur hot

I ONLY HAD ONE FROM DECEMBER

ayo buddy no homo bromo

no there's homo

JKJK

HAIUDAHDIUHAD

guess theres bromo ;)

YDHUADHADUD

YUHHH

No but fr, you are so pretty Madi <3

Thank youuu <333

Ofc ^^

BITCH I FOUND IT

I think i had hot sauce that night...

GIMME SOME CREDIT

SHUT UP NO U DIDNT

😭

HES LYING FR

HES

JAKE STOP LYING

shut up and get back to ur cage.

HES LYING I FOUND IT HEHEHE

(or no cheez its for you)

ik <3

he's a big liar

(OR GOLDFISH EXTRA CHEDDER BLAST)

I HAD TO LOOK THROUGH MY PHOTO ALBUM OF YOU AT WORK WITH MY BRIGHTNESS UP

EXACTLY SMH IDK WHAT HES TALKING ABT

THAT SHIT WAD A STRUGGLE

womp womp <3

GOT AN EXTRA LOOK

I love you <3

I love you too <33

Now honey we need to stop making people feel single

No we dont

HAHA SINGLE ASS BITCHES

imagine being single

IMAGINE NOT HAVING THE MOST AMAZING PARTNER EVER

IMAGINE NOT BEING LOVED

I hv the most amazning perosn vever

NO I DO HISS

JAKE BE NICE

Mk buddy.

SAY IT.

MADI SHES MAKING FUN OF YOU

SAY SORRY

I have the most amazing person in the entire mulitverse to me

Sorry

good boy

GIMMIE THAT MIC MADI I NEED TO FINISH MY SPEECH, 45 SECONDS IS NOT ENOUGH FOR ME, IM A SHOWMAN

girl what-

WHOS A GOOD BOYYY

THAT YOURE SUCH A DUMB BITCH

AHAHAHAHAH

HDCSIUCHSIUCHI

JAKE!

BAD

MADI IMA STAB HIM

NO

BACK TO UR CAGE

I WILL BITE YOU FUCK OFF

ITS MY MIC!

HISSS

Can I have the mic

Good <3

THIS IS MY OSCAR CEREMONY

I never got my speech for 100

IDC

ITS MY TIME TO FUCKIN SHINE

YOU ONLY GOT 53 BITCH

jakey protect me from this IMBECILE

PLES can I have the mic ):

WADE WJE CREW NOW

I GOT 150 MORE

SEXISM!

IM BETTER

Wade

IM PRETTIER

U saw the picture I drew :)

YES DADDY

MADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

YES CHARLIE

I NEED THE MIC FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS

THATS TRUE, HERE HAVE THE 🎤

GET UR OWN ITS MINE

PLES

TRUST ME

JAKEEEEEEEEEEE!

5 SECONDS

TRUST

here

Something tells me Wade like maddiiiii 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

YEAH WADE

EXPLAIN YOURSELF FR

Just a hypothetical question

SMH SMH

I hv mic

?

yes

u have

z mic

Rhetorical question

<3

OKAY OKAY GUYS MADI IS AMAZING AND I LOVE HER

Heres mic back

A hypothesis

YEAH YEAH GIMME THT SHIT

MINE

My pookies love me <3

Yurr

Just sent it to him lmao

JAKE

LOOK

LOOK WHAT WADE SAID

U BTTER GIVE ME CREDS BRO

JAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MAN

^^^^^^

WHYS IT KINDA HOT

ASK NATALIE

My masterpiece

u and wilk

WHY TYYY

sorry wrong chat

i have ur ip charlie

MUAHAHA

AHAHAHAHA

COMMISIONED AND DESCRIBED IN GREAT DETAIL BY ME

Clipped of Charlie’s ip

IM COMING TO UR PLACE

its alright ^^

YW WARE

OKAY

JAKE YOU ASSHOLE

MAKE SOME ROOM FOR ME BITCH

WRDD

ILL MAKE IT EASIER

THERE BETTER BE CANDY

MY ADRESS IS 4895 DOREY DR BAY CITY MI

KKekekekekeek

<3

THATS THE BEST PRESENT I COULDA ASKED FOR FOR MY 103 FOLLOWER SPECIAL

im hotter tho jake can confirm obviously SMH SMH

💀

So glad u liked it

Pay me.

what is

So much fucking hotter

💀 *insert side eye*

Cashapp or venmo

10789%

Wanna see?

Pay me

HAUIAHDIDU

yh

Show her

In here?

huh

Orr in WJE crew

meow

MEOWWW

I don't hv crew

WOOF

Grr

I’m scarred for life.

HAIUSHAIUAHU

QUACK.

REAL

HONKKKKKKKK

IMA FUCKIN GOOSE

Way to go Jake I’ll never forgot that

HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

VVVRRRRRRRRRROOOOOMMMM

PAY ME

hey wade

I'ma watch a horror movie with my bf ^^

NOW

i love y'all byebye

PAY ME NOW

Lyy bye byee

Actually Jake has to pay you

He got it made

AWE THT REMINDS ME OF ME AND JAKES DATE <3

JAKE PAY ME

NOW

WADE

CASHAPP ME RIGHT NOW

YOU HOE

WHAT MOMMY

TOOK ME 3 HRS

AY

We watch movies all the time ^^

AY

CHANE;

IUDHUSIDHDSIU

Wade 😟

BUDDY

WHY

BAD WADE

someone beat him

i cant do it

hes gonna jerk off to it

Something tellssss mmeeee that Wade tryna steal madi from jake

to bad smh

Jakes mine

Mr.stealyogirl

"MISTER TAKE YO BITCH"

Hell yeah I would

TAKE HER FOR A TRIP

FLY HER TO NEW YORK SIGN MY NAME ALL ON HER TITS

BUDDY WHAT???

YES I TOOK HIS LADYY

I WAS JUST TRYNA MAKE A INNOCENT JOKEEEE

IM LIKE BLUEFACE SO I TOOK HIS BABYY

ABT THE FISHY BAG

BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBUBLB

THE AGGRESIVE SHAKING LIKE DARLA FROM NEMO

NO DIE FISHY

UBLBUBLBUBLBUBLBUBLBBUBL

NATALIE OPEN THE TOILET

IM FLUSHING HIM DOWN THE TOILET

UBLBUBLBUBLBUBLBLBLBL

SAME ONE JAKE SHITS IN

SWRILIEEE

SWIRLIEEE

BLBLBLBLBLBLLBBULB

*drops bag*

BYE BYE WADE

FLUSH IT NAT

FLUSH IT!

GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY NERD

FLUSH ITTTTT

EMPTY THOSE POCKETS

HUH

😭😭

WAIT I DIDNT GET TO READ CHARLIEEE

BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLB

Empty the compartments of your pantaloons.

I LOVED THAT <333

Discard your footwear as well.

😟

Don’t send nudes you’re 9

PAYY MMEEEE

PPPAAYYY MMMEEEEEE

Draw me and Madi next

…

How much..

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

we watched a documetry murder crime <3

W

So romantic <3

HOW MUCH JAKE.

Superrr <3

MWAH <3

Part of me wants to cut my eyes out, and then another part of me thinks it’s hot

ILL CERTAINLY DO IT FOR A PRICE

1000 PESOS

what is?

MMMM..

what position

what.

Drawing purposes

...........WHO?

Who what?

You’re gonna nut again aren’t you

MB my mind went to a DARK place ^^

Slut Dragons ate absolutely wild.

WHAT POSITION JAKE

69

It is in that dark place fs

MISSIONARY

Too complicateddd

LEGS SPREAD

😭😭😭😭

DOGGYSTYLE

I'll pay you to draw position 69 but with two girls.

HANDS ON THIGHS

TIGHTLY.

Jake is dreaming rn

Jake making his own porno

yup

OH MY GOD PICK ONE

You’re worse than I am

I wrote one

MISSIONARY OR DOGGY STYLE

Wait where’s the thingy

🍋‍🟩

IM NOT DOING BOTH.

Ur a fucked up guy Randy

THEN DO MISSIONARY I WANNA SEE HER FACE

Mmm how much

Put some hickeys on her neck and maybe a bite mark on mine

...

Bros a fucking vampire

😒..

25$

Not jake describing how he wanna fuck me

LISTEN

no im into that fr

bite marks and hickeys

like hard smash

I have a better request then whatever Jake is talking abt

Tell me all of those details in WJE crew, I’ll figure it out tomorrow

SHES NOT…SHES NOT BAD AT IT

Jesus

It’s more funny then fucked up and horny

WDYM SHE WHO ELSE ARE U FUCKING?

I’m his slut so he might mean me

Okayy what is it

OH FUCK OFF U HOE

IM A BETTER SLUT

IM SAYING CHANEL IS DECENT AT THE ART

AND A HOTTER ONE

HES MINE!

PICK ONE PERSON BRO. MADI OR JAKE 💀

BULLSHIT

You’re the only one <3

L

I’ll message u on wje crew

I LOOK BETTER IN LACE

JAKE CAN CONFIRM

HES SEEN

Type shit 😼

ASK HIM

FAG

Kayz

IM WAY HOTTER

😏

I look better in a maid outfit

nataliw

I'll pay u 25$ for two girls doin 69.

WADE DID YOU FUCKING TELL MY GIRLFRIEND TO BEND OVER

I dont think u do

WTF bro

I look better

cause

im hotter

🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩

BULLSHIT

NO.

in black

and white

BITCHASS HOE FUCK OFF

so thats an L

HISS

I HAVE A PROPAGANDA POSTER

tht used to be on my bg

im not putting mine smh

If I recall, you guys voted for me on the poll

yup

I’ll do it for free tbh, I’m that horny

omgomgomgomg please

Imma just need a detailed disc on the two girls

oh uhm just

okay I

uh

fuck

I'ma js nvm

Color of skin, eye color, body size, hair That’s all

I can choose

oh

If needed

white, green, normal? brown, straight but fluffy

nd I want them to have a nice waist

like

hot waist

I gootttchhhuuu

a nice ass too

Bettt

nd for the other oneeeee

NO

STOP THIS

don't notice who I discribed

its not personal

😨

Is that me or am I blind

its a girl

so ur blind

oh

NOOOOO

insnu nerr

they are both girls

nd I dnt hv time for the otherrrr rn

It U sub webwktk

hhuh

Wdi

Ok. Much bos

huh

huh....

IM BLIVG NOE

charlie

I sent see

this yo man

yh

DIE

DIEEE

SHES MINE NOW BITCH

WAIT WHA

HAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

SHES MINE NOW HOE

HOW U LIKE TTH

So erm , this is madi-

YEAH YEAH I BENT HER OVER

IN HER

HELLO KITTY PANTS

AND HER

"UHM ACTUALLY" HELLO KITTY SHIRT

LMAO

I've been sitting in call by myself

cause I js sent him the link..

eh nvm

WOMP

UGLY MAN

SEE