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Herbert Moon

Nice

?

oh

Herbert Moon from rdr

yooo

no dead

Interesting statement

huh

erfgtehyjukiol;p

hi

krissssss

wade commented on 2 of my shorts

nice

this site is so deadddd

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy

hi

Wsg Cosmo

Cosmo, you should look at this post: worstjokesever.com/community/p/66061be14178ce2aa8615863

toast is mister frazier giving you the talk about ilearn

fire

No hes not here

oh

hes on the field trip

why u on anon

hey, its fine. it was actually my fault that you got angry at may

tyuoiuytresertl;';lkjhgfdsdfghjkl;'

';lkiuytredftyujkil;'

';lkjhjkl;'

fire ppf

KRIS

ANSWER YOUR MESSAGES

OPAO

I DONT HAVE MY PHONE

OPALLL

I THOUGHT U SAID UR PARENTS LOOK AT UR TEXTS

No it happened before. You’re good.

they don’t care lol

oh

ok

opalllll

i saw the message this morning but didnt respond

hiiii

Wsg bread

opal you look like a sigma

hi bee queen

YASSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

i kinda forgot, but how long till ur bat mitzvah?

do you guys want an episode of breaking bad

its pirated

april 6

opallll

hiiii

HIII HRU

Kris whens you actual bday?

GOOD, HBUUU?

IM GOOD IM OMW TO BROOKLYN

7 days

or 8 days

And im on my way to hide from you

I’m joking, if we see each other it would be funny.

NICE

Yo

Toast

We good?

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bz0VkWrFaLgPMXZnbGJvdEpCaUk/view?usp=drivesdk&resourcekey=0-0QB1MVrHri_AfOvbOG3Xig

this is episode 7 of season 4

im literally aiden pearce

KRIS

oh shit

TOAST

IS YOUR REAL BDAY ON ap 6?

im not gonna take pirated videos

APRIL

no

WHEN?

my actaul bday is on the 4th

why?

my bro and dad both have their bday in april

👋

hi leooooo

K

GOOD TO KNOW

hi kris

on the same exact day as a funny little austrian painter was born

PARTY ON THE 6TH

hi leo!

hi cosmo!!!!

hi toast

bro i just stuttered when i was talking to mr scherry

rip

he said that when you shave your hair grows back thicker

rip

thats not true

HI LEO\

thats impossible. hair follicles don't multiply

HI TOAST

its just darker

NOT THICKET

IT JUST LOKS THINKER

THINCK

thinck?

and mr scherrys the science teacher

so

kinda dumb

what is this about?

but hes hot

lol

ask him for proof

shave his balls and do sciency stuff

do that for ur schools science fair

we dont have a science fair

lol

damn we have one

we had somehting closed a little bit ago

for alps

huh

what did that say?

idk

ok

Hurtworld 99

?

why do you keep deleting stuff im not that fast 💀

it was a pic of taost

HEY

ohhhh

BAD DOG

damn it. i missed it

imagine showing your face on wje (totally can’t be me)

id add a background, but other than that its fire

imagine having ur face being shown on wje while being under the worst experience in wje from a kid who sits next to you and looked up wje (totally couldn't be me

imagin having ur face sat on by sarah banks

wtf?

i need to know

the whole cosmo pedo allegations made no sense 💀

yeah

jsut people being weird

that was actually really scary tho

oh how come?

cod mobile on school ipad

daaaaamn nice

i was the mvp

your school gets ipads???

yuppers

we get computers

mac

mob brain. never mess with those things

lucky

i don’t know what that is

so basically its where a "mob" thinks as one and just goes crazy

oh

imagine being in a country with a high crime rate

L

its a middle school

im on my mac

they dont trust us

imagine being in a country that is technically still in a war

oh i go to kind of a prestigious high schools so it must be different

(i.e. the korean war was "ended" by an armistice or smthng like that

i think

ya

👍

yay! i know my international history!

you’re so smart tf

i read books

i wouldn't be a nerd otherwise

do you know haerin?

she skipped two grades

toast ur channel has enough subs for u to make money

no

yes

i make money but it took me years

at 1k and some other requirments

u have to have at least 500

No, that s the starter

dam,n

wait how many subs do you guys have?

6

972

hey amy

i have

like 30k right

like 20k

hi amy

bye

alr bye amy

i mean one

cya amihard

cosmo

explain amy’s nickname lol

i guess i was just trying to give her a wierd nickname

lol

lol what’s my nickname????!

Cleo

bet

i don’t care wat u call me

ur name is good

nice

...

herbert

.

e?

i said s

ay, a mod's on

Ur mom

hi jake

hi jake

Sup

Salutations

USA

hi shy

naurrr

AMERICAAAAA FUCK YEAH

RAHHHHHH

SCREEEEEEECH

🇺🇸 🦅 🔥

KILL THE COMMIES

🍔

🥤

(I’m not america but who cares) ‘MURICAAAAA *screech*

america 5/10 rating

would maybe recommend

Guys did you know that the signature eagle screech actually comes from a ret tailed hawk

*red

oh

I think the closest you can get to writing bald eagle screech is iii or smth

my pronouns are u s a 🇺🇸 🦅 🔥

How do you do?

What gender are you? American?

naurrrr i ain’t american

*confused screech* WAHHHT

yass

Ok why not screech?

IIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHH

GOD BLESS AMERICA RAHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧨🎇🎆🎇🧨🎆🎆🎇🧨🎇🥤🥤🥤🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🍟🍟🇺🇸🇺🇸🥤🧨🎆🍟🍟🦅🔥🔥🎇🏈🏈🥤🥤🦅🧨🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎆🥤🧨🧨🍟🎇🔥🔥🏈🏈🦅🦅🥤🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🍟🍟🧨🧨🔥🏈🏈🍔

nuh uh

u haven't eaten american bbq yet

Yooooo

it sounds kind of

bad

Spotify keeps giving me anti-suicide ads

imagine not having spotify premium

Imagine

makes you think about it more tho

imagine having spotify

💀💀

I could get it but then my parents would be able to monitor my phone more and I’m not having that

JAKE

HI

Sup

pookkieeee

how?

im kris btw

my parents don’t care at all

hi kris

They have the family Spotify thing connected to something that screens every single song that gets played

Umm the guy who invented dynamite is Swedish 🙄🤓💅

oh

that’s an L

swiss

So like if I listen to a song with a swear word they’ll give me some big ass lecture and then start looking through my phone more

i have to pay for spotify premium myself

i think?

NO ALFRED NOVEL

And that means they could find out about this site and Madi

NOBEL

oh

my mom saw it and didn’t care

and since they’ve already gone through that with me before it would be even worse

ok. ur right

jake just use youtube music

That’s also monitored

my mom found the site and i just told her it was discord 💀

damn

Which is why I stopped using it

>:)

then wat do u use

And just decided to deal with Spotify’s long ass ads

damnnn

brb

i don't listen to any music, really

I’ve found workarounds for yt music but they’re complicated to do

damnnnnn

Listen to ICP

Jk

listen to zillakami

I’m gonna gatekeep the new band I found that I really like

use google translate (not the app) and do stuff from there

Damn

Huh

its gonna be way buggier, but it will work

How

actually, google translate works well with google application thingies

Ayo in Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai they say “ it’s a wonder man can eat at all, when things are big that should be small”

WSPPP

huh

hhyh

did toast get here a year ago?

hi toast

its prob not toast

XUINNN

THAT WAS ME

oh

okay

Guys it’s almost been a year since I fully came back here after my parents found out the first time

just say 'huh' so we know that its u

Heated up bread!

HIIII

HUH\\

its been 3 months since my parents found out about wje

finger reveal

Crotch reveal

save that for madi

She has it

ur crotch?

Ooh

🍿

Want a hand reveal?

i thought it was a long distance relationship

;)

Photos where the subjects have little clothes

u sent her ur crotch pic

lol

Very good timing for my music

WE DO NOT SEND NUDES

WE’RE HORNY BUT WE’RE NOT LIKE THAT SMH

Worst I’ve done is send a few shirtless pics but that’s about it

speaking of pics, lemma send you a dick pic

NOT MY FAULT MY ABS ARE SO DEFINED

Bo Burnham just said “welcome to the internet, hold onto your socks cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock” very good timing that took way too long to write

Lmao

So a crotch photo WITH clothes?

richard "dick" p

I SENT THE PICTURE OF THE RUBBER GLOVE WITH A FACE

What is that?

thats my dick pic

Hey no face reveals (I know it’s allowed but who cares)

What the heck is that?

i missed it

jake, what do u think of my dick pic

i want hamburger helpers

why do you hate half of urself

It was a glove with a face (a plastic glove)

whattt

leo, what do u think of my dick pic

what

ur bi

oh yeah

shut up retard

Farewell indefinitely

bro your so annoying

says you

fuckin nerd

wtf is going on

did toast hijack ur acc?

bro shut up you have 3rd grader insults

youre not funny

Nobody knows but it might be fun to watch

Ooh

no

what is going on

🍿

i bet you wish he did you gay fag

Anyone for popcorn?

shut up

slut bitch

that doesnt even make sense retard

why are you talking to urself

why are you talking to yourself 💀

you do realize youre calling urself a retard right?

Anyone want popcorn?

jynx

HOLY SHIT THE FOODS CLASSES AT MY SCHOOL SMELL LIKE HEAVEN

you guys have those kinds of classes?

shut up your fucking nerd

i quess he does

Yep

its you idiot

lucky

you built like an emo kid i dont wanna hear it from you

so are you

kris, how much C10 H N15 did u take

uh

hi amihard

shut up

no bitch boy

hiiii amy!!!

facts

no slut toy

actually kill yourself

kris, what drugs did u take

you first

Multiple personality disorder

someone call a psychiatric hospital

Moon Knight shit

hi

lolz

i still wanna see jakes face reveal

ill show you

frfr

wje crew

or text me

huh

shut up im done talking to you fucktard

no need i just posted it

jake face reveal

lol

short

he is

do u have his actual face reveal tho?

hi

yeah

send pls

ok imma post the real reveal ong

right here

3

2

1

amy did you like my lazer sounds

i loved them

hahaha

no im serious thats jakw

like actually?

yeah

ur bullshitting me

no

its edited cosmo

no fuck, but like

frfr thats jake

he honestly kinda looks like me

you look like dat one dude on tiktok

hi

huh?

hi rhino

is it bad that white people saying the n word turns me on?

hey cosmo

uh

yeah

sort

hi mal

a

hey kris

ratge my new yt pfp on one to 10

uh

idk who any of those are

so like

6

?

...

..........

................

.............

Tasty

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6

AMYY

HI

He looks like he’s about to lick your genitalia vigorously

hii mal <3

😋

................................................................................................................................................

hruuu

wow youre so quirky and different

bad

Salutations

aw im sorry

s'ok

okay bye

What

YALL I GOT MY UNIFORM

cool

My school uniform

ackkkk

is it cute

hi chexy!

11 minutes till lunchers

nice

What time is it for you guys?

For me it is

yall wanna see?

yess

11:08

Cute uniform

IKR

You look like an anime GF in an anime movie (in a good way)

OMG THAT LOOKS LIKE SMTH STRAIGHT OUTTA A MOCIE

MOVIE

Maybe because i am the anime😋

wait can i seeeees

leooooo

i didn’t see 😭

That sounded weird lol

CHEXXX

MALLL

THIS ONE LEO

OMG

OMG WIBSUSVAHWBA

it looks so cute

IKRRRR

it kind of looks like mine 😭

HIII

I cant wait to wear it again this april 9

I LOVE ITTTTTTT

nice

OMG YALL GOTTA SEE IT WITH THE BAG

dude im jealous i used to have a uniform and it was UGLY

AF

YES

Mnoy mnoy mnoy

AHHHHH

that’s so aesthetic

Idk how to take mirror pictures so im sorry if its bad

maybe i’ll take a photo of me in my uniform later

My old school uniform was ugly af

W quality

YASSS I WANNA SEE

It was electric blue.

L school uniform

OH HAI HERION

maybeee

Nah it was darker

I’m in Venice rn

same

imma try to find a picture hold on

Hauh

BRB

Spring break

Hauh

Oh

Thats a place?

Venice?

I FOUND A PICTURE OF MY OLD UNIFORM

EW

Yes

I can show a picture of some random kids from the internet from that school

LEMME SEE

HOLD ON IM SENDING IT TO MYSELF CUS IM ON COMPUTER

DOES ANYBODY HAVE THE WJE WEEZER MEME THAT CHUNKE MADE

Yeah you’ve never heard of it

naurrrr

No

Ofc i dont

WKAKAKAKKAKA

it looks so good

omg

the shoes were so bad

WHAT ARE U TALKING BOUT IT LIKES WAY BETTER THAN IN THE PHILIPPINES

Why does that remind me of something I can’t figure out

It’s ok

the shoes KILLED my feet so i got special permission to wear sneakers hahaha

Oh it’s a really famous city in Italy where there’s no roads just waterways for boats

oh nice

VENICE IS SICKKKKK

ITALIAN JAKE APPROVED HEROIN 👍

England has ugly school uniforms

I thought venice is a human name

i’ve never been to italy

Or only my old school damn

Nah but in Italy there’s cigarette butts just littering the ground

YES ITALIANS

F

DISGRACEFUL

ROME AND FLORENCE RAHHHHH

SICILY RAHHHHH

Then my bus stop is Italy

my hands r shaking :/

🤌🤌🤌🤌

Stop jerking off so hard

CHEFS KISS

oh shit im nit signed im-

Well spotted

one sec

YESS

I’m actually Irish

LEPRECHAUN

YOU ARE A LEPRECHAUN

No I’m blonde

LEPRECHAUNNNNNN

Not ginger

who are you

No

mb i wasnt signed in

hiiii angel!!!!!

Hiii ^

🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️

YOURE KEN LEPRECHAUN

^^

UNICORNS

WAIT NO THATS WALES

we do a bit of trolling

🌈⚜️☘️

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

brefore i joined

i want pizza

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT PROJECT

NO THE UNICORN IS SCOTTISH DAMNIT

guys

YEAH SMH

guys

yea

LEAVE MY NATIONAL ANIMAL ALONE

wait nvm\

IRISH SETTER

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝

I SAID IT WAS FROM IRELAND THEN WALES

SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRRR 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦄🔥

naurrrr

hi mat

*may

Crazy

ENGLAND 🦁

OMG MATTS ON

okay guys i gotta do some homework so ill be back later

korea

hey cosmo

HM, how was the swiss chocolate

idk

Fuck no

guys im married

Worse than Belgian. Chocolate

EWWWWW BRITISH PEOPLE 🤮

EWWWWW BRITISH PEOPLE 🤮

BEANS ON TOAST 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

British water is ewww

HEY I LOVE THEM BRITS FUCK OFF

Scotland is british

Shit blach wasnt lying-

NO ITS NOT FAGTARD YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

it’s better than you

🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪