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Jake, I'm sorry. I know you didn't rig the vote, and I know its not your fault. I'm sorry I got upset. Madi, I'm also sorry. You'd make a good mod and congratulations. I'm not going to try and make some stupid excuse or play the victim, Im sorry for causing a scene as well. I hope we'll move past that stupid mistake I made though, I'll try WJE for a few days and see if its worth staying. If it isn't worth staying, it was at least worth an apology.

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well, i suppose they dont know the post is deleted

What is that supposed to mean?

Heroin Monkey

guys wanna see a photo of my basement

Yes

You confuse me woman

like the rest of them

13 people on my deleted post

thats almost as good as a cleaned revolver

My friends cat had kittens

Big Iron

eat the cat

Protein

let them fend for themselves

Yum Myan

My friends cat had kittens

10/10 eats

The protein value is wild

Yum Myan
Image

im using that cat as a condom

im asumming no one can tell the rest to leave that post?

if being sexy was a crime you better lock me up. not because im sexy but because i have 5 dead children in my basement.

Heroin Monkey

ur in russia?

Russian friend 😌🙏

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lol

Heroin Monkey

if being sexy was a crime you better lock me up. not because im sexy but because i have 5 dead children in my basement.

only 5?

But i was habing a jolly good time

Yum Myan

Russian friend 😌🙏

what are your views on the death of alexei navalny in a russian prison

There have been complications

And a lack of communication

putin clearly covered up the real cause of death

And Madi isn’t a mod yet

Heroin Monkey

what are your views on the death of alexei navalny in a russian prison

Who?

Jake ツ

And Madi isn’t a mod yet

How come?

Yum Myan

Who?

WDYM WHO putins largest political rival

should have been ag 😔

you can trust probanly not dagger

Heroin Monkey

WDYM WHO putins largest political rival

Why was he in jail

Heroin Monkey

like sergei magnitsky

And who

Well, Ill stalk in wait of my prey

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Matt wont reply?

Pretty much

does anyone else know the post is deleted?

There was a whole thing with a poll between the mods, and inactive ones voting

Heroin Monkey

YUM MYAN READ THIS BOOK

How long is it?

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Than when will Madi become mod?

Hopefully soon, I know everyone wants her to be

Yum Myan

How long is it?

the version i got is like 460 pages

Hey sorry about how I acted too btw

I was being immature and stupid

Heroin Monkey

the version i got is like 460 pages

Does it have frequent illustrations and is it in the same font as the diary of a wimpy kid books?

red notice is actually very interesting tho

Heroin Monkey

red notice is actually very interesting tho

Duly noted tho

Big Iron

ah, classic Jake

Bro what did I do and who are you 😭

being the role model mod

Yum Myan

Does it have frequent illustrations and is it in the same font as the diary of a wimpy kid books?

no its about a russian lawyer who died in captivity and someone trying to get justice for him

Jake ツ

Bro what did I do and who are you 😭

twas a mere compliment

Heroin Monkey

no its about a russian lawyer who died in captivity and someone trying to get justice for him

OMG

Tbh I’m too dying to read that ngl

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OMG

no its a real story

Im sorry if my brash nature made it seem like an insuklt

Kristian‽

personality or feet?

Personality >>>>>>>>

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GUS

Yea?

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

I wanna watch a movie

Which one?

the start of it is just ab him setting up a hedge fund

Big Iron

twas a mere compliment

Oh ty

Anonymous

Skibidi

Glaglslvlslzlsla

you shouldnt go doing things like that

Kristian‽

hi natey watey

lol hi

Anonymous

Ni***@s

your not the main villain

Big Iron

you shouldnt go doing things like that

like what?

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

WHATS UR BIGGEST FEARS?

Time killing us all

Kristian‽

like what?

you should know the dangers of your actions

Anonymous

Ni***@s

if your gonna say that might as well just say the full word

Big Iron

you should know the dangers of your actions

like what

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WHATS UR BIGGEST FEARS?

Spiders and ding genuine

Nateツ

if your gonna say that might as well just say the full word

we arent allowed to anymore

Kristian‽

we arent allowed to anymore

better for the site

all i said was personality or feet

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

I fear nothing >:)

Two movies:

only those who belong in small boxes are racist

Yum Myan

Two movies:

not that

big iron do you play assassins creed

Once or twice i gave it a whirl

Kristian‽

we arent allowed to anymore

oh lol

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Movies will NEVER scare me.

terrifier

Movies will ALWAYS scare me.

Big Iron

couldnt get into it

do you like hells coming with me by poor mans poisonj

Kristian‽

do you like hells coming with me by poor mans poisonj

Yes

Say assassins creed without "assins creed"

I am the righteous hand of god

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haven't seen it

its supposed to make people insane by watching it

the 3rd ones coming out this year

Anonymous

Say assassins creed without "assins creed"

ass? :o OH MY GOD NOOOOO AAAAAA

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CAN WE WATCH IT

terrifiee?

i suppose theres only one more thing too do

theres a scene in the second one where art cuts off a dudes dick and balls

Kristian‽

theres a scene in the second one where art cuts off a dudes dick and balls

.

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GUYS YUM MYAN IS AFFRAID OF CORALINE

SHUT UP

there was a deleted scene where he was supposed to make a ballon animal out of them

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GUYS YUM MYAN IS AFFRAID OF CORALINE

i am too

Anonymous

Adrian gorges

No one cares for your precens

But still it’s scary

i had to watch it to be allowed to watch stranger things

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

OF A FUCKING MOVIE

Cujo

i would just like to say you have a very lovely singing voice

Yum Myan

Cujo

thats about werewolves

despite what others may say

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

OF A FUCKING MOVIE

Pet semetsry?

Big Iron

despite what others may say

Exactly

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

heh nope uh never

Mmhhhmmhmhmmhm

in the first 10 minutes of the 3rd movie

a pregnant woman gets her stomach cut open

Kristian‽

spits on it

DIDE WHAT ARE UOI EVEN TSLKING ABOUT

Yum Myan

DIDE WHAT ARE UOI EVEN TSLKING ABOUT

a werid ass movie

Kristian‽

a werid ass movie

Which one

i refuse to believe that the people who made it are sane

people just make stuff like that

its basically two girls one cup with extra steps

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Can u choose a movie for us to watch

Mmmdndd ffd there’s liek Terrifier, Chernobyl, Saw maybe, the Lego Movie 2 and idk jahrhehehe

Yum Myan

Mmmdndd ffd there’s liek Terrifier, Chernobyl, Saw maybe, the Lego Movie 2 and idk jahrhehehe

uh no no no nd no

therre vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti

Anonymous

Your not eminem

wannabee asian

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choose a movie

8 mile

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

or I'ma make u watch js non stop gore

AH NO FUCK OH MY GOD NO I WILL NO NOT NO AH

Well hello there 8 people

you guys should watch the truman show

its free on youtube'

I well say the loudest n word ever

Intro Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo Verse 1 His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out He’s choking, how? Everybody’s joking now The clock’s run out, time’s up, over, blaow Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he’s so mad but he won’t Give up that easy, no, he won’t have it, he knows His whole back’s to these ropes, it don’t matter, he’s dope He knows that but he’s broke, he’s so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that’s when it’s Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don’t pass him, and Chorus You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better…

Verse 2 His soul’s escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a new world order A normal life is boring, but superstardom’s Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it’s all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He’s known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he’s grown farther from home, he’s no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, ’cause here goes the cold water These hoes don’t want him no more, he’s cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it’s old, partner But the beat goes on, da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah Chorus You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… Verse 3 No more games, I’ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin’ roof off like two dogs caged I was playin’ in the beginning, the mood all changed I’ve been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin’ and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody’s payin’ the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can’t get by with my nine-to- Five and I can’t provide the right type of life for my family ’Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don’t buy diapers And there’s no movie, there’s no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it’s gettin’ even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein’ a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin’ on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony’s Gotten me to the point I’m like a snail, I’ve got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin’ option, failure’s not Mom, I love you, but this trailer’s got To go, I cannot grow old in Salem’s Lot So here I go, it’s my shot, feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got Chorus You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… Outro You can do anything you set your mind to, man

Anonymous

I well say the loudest n word ever

if you insist

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

God ily

ilyt <3

Kristian‽

Intro Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo Verse 1 His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out He’s choking, how? Everybody’s joking now The clock’s run out, time’s up, over, blaow Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he’s so mad but he won’t Give up that easy, no, he won’t have it, he knows His whole back’s to these ropes, it don’t matter, he’s dope He knows that but he’s broke, he’s so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that’s when it’s Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don’t pass him, and Chorus You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better…

Verse 2 His soul’s escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a new world order A normal life is boring, but superstardom’s Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it’s all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He’s known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he’s grown farther from home, he’s no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, ’cause here goes the cold water These hoes don’t want him no more, he’s cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it’s old, partner But the beat goes on, da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah Chorus You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… Verse 3 No more games, I’ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin’ roof off like two dogs caged I was playin’ in the beginning, the mood all changed I’ve been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin’ and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody’s payin’ the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can’t get by with my nine-to- Five and I can’t provide the right type of life for my family ’Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don’t buy diapers And there’s no movie, there’s no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it’s gettin’ even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein’ a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin’ on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony’s Gotten me to the point I’m like a snail, I’ve got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin’ option, failure’s not Mom, I love you, but this trailer’s got To go, I cannot grow old in Salem’s Lot So here I go, it’s my shot, feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got Chorus You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… Outro You can do anything you set your mind to, man

howd i know it was you?

Big Iron

you guys should watch the truman show

fire

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Ive said N word on call sm

🤯

Yum Myan

ilyt <3

ah, young love

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

but uhm no

oh!

Big Iron

ah, young love

its gay love

NNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well know i just sound like jake

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he is gay..

Idc if you’re a guy May just let me cuddle youuuuu and hold you and love you goddamnit

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

he is gay..

Are you trans then

do yall ever get horny for food?

Yum Myan

Idc if you’re a guy May just let me cuddle youuuuu and hold you and love you goddamnit

I AM NOT A GUY

Kristian‽

do yall ever get horny for food?

I get hungry yea

Jake ツ

Are you trans then

Hello Jake

fancy meeting you here

˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗

I AM NOT A GUY

then stop saying I’m gay cuz I only love you

i guess you could call that hungry

Wait may, why do you have a cupcake emoji on your bio

Kristian‽
Image

just giving out answers?

Big Iron

just giving out answers?

yuppers

well just give me a second

I didnt asked if there unfunny or not

bro do i have to go back to my roots

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GUS

I’m thinking but like what genre do u wanna watch?

Yea that sounds good

well its time for this lone wanderer to rest

Big Iron

well its time for this lone wanderer to rest

Okk

Anonymous

I didnt asked if there unfunny or not

I did not ask if my jokes were funny or not.*

Now your back with grammar police

Kristian‽

throwback monday

old kris is back

Anonymous

Now your back with grammar police

Now you are back, with your grammar control.*

you may wish to update your bio now good sir

Anonymous

And your former self

Now you are back with your grammar control, and your former self.*

possibly even remove a section

Kristian‽

Now you are back, with your grammar control.*

that comma is unnecessary in that sentence

Never start a sentence with and.

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check Quotev gus

Okk

Yum Myan

that comma is unnecessary in that sentence

i know

This site is always dead as hell

Stop grammar police on people

and most of the people on this site hate you

Not most of the site hates me

Anonymous

Not most of the site hates me

ehhhhhhh

They hates me because I'm cool as hell

And that makes them jealous

Anonymous

They hates me because I'm cool as hell

nah bro dis is going on tiktok

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CAN U SCREENSHRE ON KMEET

yes why

Anonymous

They hates me because I'm cool as hell

cap

Why tf I got so much hate from people on this site

Anonymous

Why tf I got so much hate from people on this site

cuz ur annoying, cringey, and a brat

Stop being cringe, and annoying

Listen dude IDK who you are, but you seem really annoying.

if you referring to that Scholar guys, hes my brother

and like is not lifing rn

Because this site is toxic?

just life sucks rn