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I am the Messiah, I am Marvel Jesus

hi toast

TOASTYSTT

hey toast

BUYT I CAN HEAR IT THROUGH MY EARBUDS

when was the last time you had to jump?

life has been really positive recently

I’m arguing with jayden and he’s still yapping bro cs apparently he wanna β€œprove that hes right”

urfavvirgo

I’m arguing with jayden and he’s still yapping bro cs apparently he wanna β€œprove that hes right”

prove hes right about what

mal..πŸ¦†

prove hes right about what

smth abt me and Andrei idek

bro i have a party to go to tmr

urfavvirgo

smth abt me and Andrei idek

damn lmao

Nateツ

i honestly dont want to go

I try to avoid public outings like parties

Ingenious

I try to avoid public outings like parties

i try to as well but my mother is forcing me too go

That sounded really antisocial of me lol

Nateツ

i try to as well but my mother is forcing me too go

Is it your friends party?

but its a friday night and i just want to be in my bed watching tiktok

Ingenious

Hi can we talk on uwu

suuuuuuuuuure

cant catch tears when they're all down the drain

Yall know what song hits hard

Sosmula is the most of of place artist of all time on any sad song

this mf just screams the entire time

Sometimes it’s better not to open the window no matter how beautiful the view is

Can't cry now, but can self medicate

My fate is pain-staking, I run away Hoping that I run into my making Maker, am I just forsaken?

Ingenious

Yall know what song hits hard

a lot of them

Ingenious

Yall know what song hits hard

Digbar songs?

mal..πŸ¦†

a lot of them

I was going to say rich baby daddy 😭

Ingenious

I was going to say rich baby daddy 😭

overplayed

I used to love that song but that shit old asf now

urfavvirgo

overplayed

I know it’s overplayed but it’s fire

hate my by blue october also hits so hard

Toast ツ

I think I have epilipy

A lot of people in my family have it

natalie 🫦

I’m a man

Hello a man

Many people I knew passed away due to epileptic seizures

Ingenious

Many people I knew passed away due to epileptic seizures

L

I didn’t rlly know them so 😭

My favorite musical artist lives at his moms house

Toast ツ

My favorite musical artist lives at his moms house

Who

my favourite music artist got a buzzcut nd now im mad at him

π•±π–—π–šπ–Žπ–™ 𝖔𝖋 π–™π–π–Š π•°π–‘π–Šπ–’π–Šπ–“π–™π–˜

mal who are you

mal

π•±π–—π–šπ–Žπ–™ 𝖔𝖋 π–™π–π–Š π•°π–‘π–Šπ–’π–Šπ–“π–™π–˜

ive never seen u before but u have 51 followers

ive never seen you either

(im tryna find a good pic hold on 😭)

HELP WHY DID MY FREIND SEND ME THIS

OKAY HERE MY FAVOURITE ARTIST BEFORE HE GOT A BUZZCUT

mal..πŸ¦†

OKAY HERE MY FAVOURITE ARTIST BEFORE HE GOT A BUZZCUT

Who is that

Ingenious

Who is that

damiano david, hes the lead singer in maneskin

eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwew2wwwwewewewwwwwwww

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like i have such a fucking hot picture of him

HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE THE SAME PERSON

He’s cool looking ig

"Hello, do you need your fucking face touched"

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Toast ツ

any of you guys like slipknot?

eh

mal..πŸ¦†

😍

he looks like a guy id see in full house

corey taylor did an intro for a zillakami song

MALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Toast ツ

MALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

TOASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

natalie 🫦

OK BUT DUKE

HES SO ZESTYYY

Drake is the zest of the zest

Wade bible Gen.1 [1] In the beginning wade created the heaven and the earth. [2] And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of wade moved upon the face of the waters. [3] And wade said, Let there be light: and there was light. [4] And wade saw the light, that it was good: and wade divided the light from the darkness. [5] And wade called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day. [6] And wade said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. [7] And wade made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. [8] And wade called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day. [9] And wade said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. [10] And wade called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and wade saw that it was good. [11] And wade said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. [12] And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and wade saw that it was good. [13] And the evening and the morning were the third day. [14] And wade said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: [15] And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so. [16] And wade made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. [17] And wade set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth, [18] And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and wade saw that it was good. [19] And the evening and the morning were the fourth day. [20] And wade said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. [21] And wade created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and wade saw that it was good. [22] And wade blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth. [23] And the evening and the morning were the fifth day. [24] And wade said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. [25] And wade made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and wade saw that it was good. [26] And wade said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. [27] So wade created man in his own image, in the image of wade created he him; male and female created he them. [28] And wade blessed them, and wade said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. [29] And wade said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. [30] And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so. [31] And wade saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day. Gen.2 [1] Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. [2] And on the seventh day wade ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. [3] And wade blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which wade created and made. [4] These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD wade made the earth and the heavens, [5] And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD wade had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground. [6] B

Gen.3 [1] Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD wade had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath wade said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden? [2] And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden: [3] But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, wade hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. [4] And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: [5] For wade doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as wades, knowing good and evil. [6] And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat. [7] And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons. [8] And they heard the voice of the LORD wade walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD wade amongst the trees of the garden. [9] And the LORD wade called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou? [10] And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself. [11] And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat? [12] And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat. [13] And the LORD wade said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat. [14] And the LORD wade said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: [15] And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. [16] Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. [17] And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life; [18] Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field; [19] In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return. [20] And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living. [21] Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD wade make coats of skins, and clothed them. [22] And the LORD wade said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever: [23] Therefore the LORD wade sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken. [24] So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

holy wade ツ

Gen.3 [1] Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD wade had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath wade said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden? [2] And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden: [3] But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, wade hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. [4] And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: [5] For wade doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as wades, knowing good and evil. [6] And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat. [7] And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons. [8] And they heard the voice of the LORD wade walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD wade amongst the trees of the garden. [9] And the LORD wade called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou? [10] And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself. [11] And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat? [12] And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat. [13] And the LORD wade said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat. [14] And the LORD wade said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: [15] And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. [16] Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. [17] And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life; [18] Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field; [19] In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return. [20] And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living. [21] Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD wade make coats of skins, and clothed them. [22] And the LORD wade said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever: [23] Therefore the LORD wade sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken. [24] So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

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Gen.4 [1] And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the wade. [2] And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground. [3] And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the wade. [4] And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the wade had respect unto Abel and to his offering: [5] But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell. [6] And the wade said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen? [7] If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him. [8] And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him. [9] And the wade said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper? [10] And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground. [11] And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand; [12] When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth. [13] And Cain said unto the wade, My punishment is greater than I can bear. [14] Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me. [15] And the wade said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the wade set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him. [16] And Cain went out from the presence of the wade, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden. [17] And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch. [18] And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech. [19] And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah. [20] And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in tents, and of such as have cattle. [21] And his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ. [22] And Zillah, she also bare Tubal-cain, an instructer of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubal-cain was Naamah. [23] And Lamech said unto his wives, Adah and Zillah, Hear my voice; ye wives of Lamech, hearken unto my speech: for I have slain a man to my wounding, and a young man to my hurt. [24] If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold. [25] And Adam knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called his name Seth: For wade, said she, hath appointed me another seed instead of Abel, whom Cain slew. [26] And to Seth, to him also there was born a son; and he called his name Enos: then began men to call upon the name of the wade.

holy wade ツ

i love google docs

EWWWWWWW

it was a dude talking about a baseball cap

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Gen.5 [1] This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that wade created man, in the likeness of wade made he him; [2] Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created. [3] And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Seth: [4] And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters: [5] And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died. [6] And Seth lived an hundred and five years, and begat Enos: [7] And Seth lived after he begat Enos eight hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters: [8] And all the days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years: and he died. [9] And Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan: [10] And Enos lived after he begat Cainan eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters: [11] And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he died. [12] And Cainan lived seventy years, and begat Mahalaleel: [13] And Cainan lived after he begat Mahalaleel eight hundred and forty years, and begat sons and daughters: [14] And all the days of Cainan were nine hundred and ten years: and he died. [15] And Mahalaleel lived sixty and five years, and begat Jared: [16] And Mahalaleel lived after he begat Jared eight hundred and thirty years, and begat sons and daughters: [17] And all the days of Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he died. [18] And Jared lived an hundred sixty and two years, and he begat Enoch: [19] And Jared lived after he begat Enoch eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters: [20] And all the days of Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he died. [21] And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Methuselah: [22] And Enoch walked with wade after he begat Methuselah three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters: [23] And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years: [24] And Enoch walked with wade: and he was not; for wade took him. [25] And Methuselah lived an hundred eighty and seven years, and begat Lamech: [26] And Methuselah lived after he begat Lamech seven hundred eighty and two years, and begat sons and daughters: [27] And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died. [28] And Lamech lived an hundred eighty and two years, and begat a son: [29] And he called his name Noah, saying, This same shall comfort us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground which the LORD hath cursed. [30] And Lamech lived after he begat Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters: [31] And all the days of Lamech were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died. [32] And Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

wtf is up with this wade cult

how are you?

should i join the wade cult

lol maybe i should stay away from this wade cult

natalie 🫦

Hii Amyy

hey.

what happened?

MJIN}{HN:IUJ N:JIDPI NPMLON K. NBM. NB. NNMJHHD D D.

natalie 🫦

I wanna join wadeism!

name yourself natalie wade and change your pfp to something to do withe deadpool

Jake ツ

Amy join us

no.

holy wade ツ

yes

i don’t wanna wades kinda annoying and i don’t want to associate with him

Gen.6 [1] And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, [2] That the sons of wade saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. [3] And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years. [4] There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of wade came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. [5] And wade saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. [6] And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart. [7] And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them. [8] But Noah found grace in the eyes of the LORD. [9] These are the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations, and Noah walked with wade. [10] And Noah begat three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth. [11] The earth also was corrupt before wade, and the earth was filled with violence. [12] And wade looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth. [13] And wade said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth. [14] Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. [15] And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.

Toast ツ

hwhy?

my parents did some stuff today.

i don't think i should talk about it on here.

Ξ±my

i don't think i should talk about it on here.

are sure?

Ξ±my

i don't think i should talk about it on here.

ok, if you ever need to vent i’m always on uwu and i won’t talk, ill just listen

Toast ツ

are sure?

yeah, thanks though.

leo :D

ok, if you ever need to vent i’m always on uwu and i won’t talk, ill just listen

thanks, leo.

Ξ±my

thanks, leo.

anytime amy

Toast ツ

Wanna talk bout it on uwuww?

i have a lot of homework, and if they catch me on here...i don't know.

maybe later.

thanks, toast.

holy wade ツ

are there any other wades on

this whole wade shit is annoying 😭😭😭

I hope you’re doing okay Amy, I really hope you are.. I know family is tough but it’ll be better hun. ❀️

natalie 🫦

I hope you’re doing okay Amy, I really hope you are.. I know family is tough but it’ll be better hun. ❀️

Lets go new member

natalie 🫦

I hope you’re doing okay Amy, I really hope you are.. I know family is tough but it’ll be better hun. ❀️

thank you, natalie.

Makin bitches faint like im mf Cosby

i have a 16 page long google doc just filled with the wade bible

why do you guys like wade so much 😭

leo :D

why do you guys like wade so much 😭

wade is love wade is life wade is happines

holy wade ツ

wade is love wade is life wade is happines

no he is not

Makin' bitches faint like I am motherfuckin' Cosby

leo :D

why do you guys like wade so much 😭

we don’t, they’re just autistic.

excluding natalie.

she’s cool.

Ξ±my

we don’t, they’re just autistic.

im not autistic

Ξ±my

we don’t, they’re just autistic.

fr

i’m sorry but wade should not be worshipped he’s done some shit

not you too, monkey.

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I am the last remaining

ME ME ME

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I am the last remaining

don’t worry i’m with you

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I am the last remaining

too late jake is already part of wadeism

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I am the last remaining

uh, me too.

Daniβ™‘

hiii

hi dani.

am i autistic because my name is heroin wade

how are you?

Heroin Monkey

am i autistic because my name is heroin wade

yes.

being part of the wade cult is an automatic autism diagnosis.

Toast ツ

I love Zillakami

he’s so fire tho

Daniβ™‘

good. u

not great. how’s stuff with ethan?

Heroin Monkey

what about natalie

she’s cool.

i never knew jake had a second profile with 2 followers

Heroin Monkey

i never knew jake had a second profile with 2 followers

stop bending me

Heroin Monkey

i never knew jake had a second profile with 2 followers

it’s not his.

Ξ±my

it’s not his.

it has the exact same name which is weird because usually that cant happen

Heroin Monkey

i never knew jake had a second profile with 2 followers

β€œcalifornian with way too many hobbies” 😭

Heroin Monkey

it has the exact same name which is weird because usually that cant happen

there’s a japanese character at the end and there is many of those characters who look similar

Heroin Monkey

it has the exact same name which is weird because usually that cant happen

there are ways to bypass the naming restrictions.

Ξ±my

there are ways to bypass the naming restrictions.

how

Heroin Monkey

how

special characters, greek letters, etc.

Ξ±my

there are ways to bypass the naming restrictions.

fr?

Ξ±my

special characters, greek letters, etc.

AMY

urfavvirgo

AMY

hi, emily.

Heroin Monkey

is it edp445

YES

Nateツ

wsg

probably not the children in my basement.

i mean its kind of your fault bc you told everyone to put wade beside their name

Heroin Monkey

cool drawing

thank you.

wanna see something i drew on my hand?

yeah

no i just want to be in a basment

TOAIUSR

HI

STOP BEING SO SERIOUS ITS SCARY

HEY TOAST

urfavvirgo

STOP BEING SO SERIOUS ITS SCARY

who

hi leoo

bc i have to be outside past 7:00 tmr

Ξ±my
Image

oooo that’s so pretty

im joking we lost all the sets during our vollley ball game and now the whole team is pissed

Nateツ

im joking we lost all the sets during our vollley ball game and now the whole team is pissed

i’m sorry about that.

Nateツ

im joking we lost all the sets during our vollley ball game and now the whole team is pissed

damn that sucks

nate you should get uwu

urfavvirgo

AMY AMY AMY

hey, emily! how’s it going?

leo :D

nate you should get uwu

no

Ξ±my

hey, emily! how’s it going?

good but why the proper grammar

Nateツ

no

why :(

damn well you should some gime

Ξ±my

what the fuck.

sigma trillionaire grindset

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Te4otbpXR1K3QZFEH_nnphClSi85KAFdqjwYYTxYqSo

Nateツ
Image

steven

AINT NO WAY THEY MADE A GUITAR REMIX OF ONE CALL

mal..πŸ¦†

DOVE CAMERON

i like dove cameron.

Ξ±my

i like dove cameron.

amy are you depressed?

Nateツ

amy are you depressed?

i’m tired, and nothing is going right, so yes, i guess.

Ξ±my

i’m tired, and nothing is going right, so yes, i guess.

damn

i hope it gets better for you

would i be in the wrong if i slapped my brother for slapping me 5 years ago

Nateツ

would i be in the wrong if i slapped my brother for slapping me 5 years ago

no.

Nateツ

i hope it gets better for you

i doubt it, at this point.

Nateツ

would i be in the wrong if i slapped my brother for slapping me 5 years ago

my brother holds grudges all the time so jdk

leo :D

my brother holds grudges all the time so jdk

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

leo :D

my brother holds grudges all the time so jdk

its not a grudge its a get back moment bc i didnt slap him back bc my parents were right there

β€œβ€β€β€art””””

May, can we talk? My quotev https://www.quotev.com/Ethan70320

hi angel πŸ˜‡

Thoughtless

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

youre also really annoying

ANGEL IS THE CUPCAKE GANG A THING

OR SHOULD I TAKE IT OUT OF MY BIO

β€œβ€β€ multi line docstring, args: none, returns: none, help(parameter) β€œβ€β€

urfavvirgo

good but why the proper grammar

it felt right.

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

KEEP IT

OKK

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

ITS FOR CANYLAND

YAYYYY

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

Horrible ^^

why

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

Horrible ^^

why

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

Horrible ^^

why

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

Horrible ^^

why

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

Horrible ^^

why

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

Horrible ^^

why

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

Horrible ^^

why

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

Horrible ^^

why

https://www.quotev.com/Ethan70320

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

Horrible ^^

me too.

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

u ok?

are you(

you can talk to me, may.

school sucks ass.

people suck ass.

Heroin Monkey

yes like cosmo

he’s not a pedo.

its deadpool hitting the griddy i dont play fortnite

Ξ±my

he’s not a pedo.

im not saying he is

he’s also not a bad person.

Ξ±my

he’s also not a bad person.

he just doesnt like me for no reason

Heroin Monkey

he just doesnt like me for no reason

probably cause you called him a pedo.

Ingenious

Does Cosmo have uwu

yes, but he uses quotev more.

Ξ±my

yes, but he uses quotev more.

Do you have his account link

https://www.quotev.com/Cosmologistinterntobe

you just click the neat little button that says β€œsign up”.

mind blowing, i’m sure.

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

my legs are barely working

sus

Nateツ

gn yall see you guys tmr

night, nate.

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

my legs are barely working

why

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

y is every picture i hv of myself a bad one

cap

Heroin Monkey

how do you know

im phycysic

you look worse in pictures than in real life

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

i look better irl

no everyone does

Heroin Monkey
Image

that’s so sweet, monkey. thank you.

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

no one here knows wht i luk like

we uh. we all do?

Ξ±my

that’s so sweet, monkey. thank you.

idk you made one for me and you also asked me to make it

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

no one here knows wht i luk like

you posted a photo of yourself in the other chat

Heroin Monkey

idk you made one for me and you also asked me to make it

still, it cheered me up a little. :)

you did post a photo of yourself in the other chat and when someone asked if it was you you said yes

god what I wouldnt give to ne a friend of adam sandler

check the chat called wadeism is real and scroll until you see it

i know you posted it you can still delete it tho

opal didnt you say you reported this site to the fbi on uwu

I LIKE THE GIRL WHO PRONABLY LIKEMME

Heroin Monkey

opal didnt you say you reported this site to the fbi on uwu

NOO???

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

Well if it makes the situation I do not like people I have not met irl

what about me

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

Meeeeeeeeee

No their name starts with an L and they are in looooove with someone who likes a marvel character

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

No their name starts with an L and they are in looooove with someone who likes a marvel character

someones in love with wade

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

No their name starts with an L and they are in looooove with someone who likes a marvel character

HEH3H3H3HHE3HH33H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H333

Comment deleted by Ξ±my
Toast ツ

I LIKE THE GIRL WHO PRONABLY LIKEMME

lucky

Comment deleted

amy just said leo likes wade

Toast ツ

god what I wouldnt give to ne a friend of adam sandler

leo was such a good movie

Heroin Monkey

amy just said leo likes wade

can you delete that

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

It was a joke

you should have reported it for real.

it would've been funny.

SPIT ON YOUR HAND AND STROKE MY COCK AT A MEDIUM PACE

skill issue.

Toast ツ

SPIT ON YOUR HAND AND STROKE MY COCK AT A MEDIUM PACE

no thank you.

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π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

But I have his face and I will use it against him

send it to me on uwu

pretty please

ADA.,M SADNMDRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Toast ツ

YOU HACKED OPALS ACCOINT

no i didn't, ask opal herself

WOOOWOWOWOOWWOWOOWOWOOWOOWOWOWLOWOWOW

Toast ツ

I JRTU MYSLERF

😞

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

wo wants my acc pswrd

Meee

Comment deleted by ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯
π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–
Image

tell toast i didn't hack u

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

wo wants my acc pswrd

me

Comment deleted by ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯
ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

THOUGHTLESS I BETTER NOT FUCKING GET SINGED OUT

why would i do anything?

This is the explanation. sorry tho

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

Thoughtless

ya?

lil bro was EXAMINING my money πŸ˜­πŸ™

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

KITTYYYYYYYYYy

Yeeeee

Toast ツ

HOW JAVE YOU VEEENNNNN

Autocorrect had a siezure

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

Im stealng it.

Stealing what?

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

THE KITY

β€œWhat’s mine is yours and what’s yours is ours”

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

DO U GOT ANY HOODIES W. UR LAST NAME ON THE BACK

Yes

Definitive proof of Cosmo being a pedophile. The complete collection.

Toast ツ

FFIM TURED

Go to beddy bie

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1xrMw2iJUjU48bJNm-sp0_0zCxQ8Gq-Ph14qndoSmKlk

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

Thought less

WHAT???

OPAL;;;L;;;;L;L;L;L;LL;L;L;L;L;L;L;L;L;\

That’s gonna cost u then

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

Ok so you know Eric from our school right

kinda

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

god damnit

Bring the amount due and it’s yours

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

Ok low key ingenious looks like eric

ingenious did a face rev?

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

how muhc

A hug and a kiss ^^

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

And Amy and Wade

uwu?

OPA......MMMM,L;A,.,,,MMM..,KMNJM,MNNJNLL

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1xrMw2iJUjU48bJNm-sp0_0zCxQ8Gq-Ph14qndoSmKlk DEFINITIVE AND ABSOLUTE PROOF OF COSMO BEING A PEDOPHILE. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1xrMw2iJUjU48bJNm-sp0_0zCxQ8Gq-Ph14qndoSmKlk DEFINITIVE AND ABSOLUTE PROOF OF COSMO BEING A PEDOPHILE. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY..

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1xrMw2iJUjU48bJNm-sp0_0zCxQ8Gq-Ph14qndoSmKlk DEFINITIVE AND ABSOLUTE PROOF OF COSMO BEING A PEDOPHILE. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

I’m glad it’s going well

Same

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

in 3742 days

<3

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

in 3742 days

so in 10 years...

MayCosmoBurn

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1xrMw2iJUjU48bJNm-sp0_0zCxQ8Gq-Ph14qndoSmKlk DEFINITIVE AND ABSOLUTE PROOF OF COSMO BEING A PEDOPHILE. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

This is the best thing I have ever read

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

This is the best thing I have ever read

It was true all along.

How do you feel knowing this disgusting pedophile was lurking for so long unpunished?

MayCosmoBurn

How do you feel knowing this disgusting pedophile was lurking for so long unpunished?

Who’s cosmo

Check the Google Slides to see what he did

MayCosmoBurn

Check the Google Slides to see what he did

Ok

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

or atleast the next 30 mins

Oh ok

ο½₯ﾟｑ πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ ｑﾟο½₯

can we drop the cos shit for today

No, we cannot just "drop" the fact that there is an active pedophile on the site.

is is a threat that shouldn't be taken lightly

MayCosmoBurn

is is a threat that shouldn't be taken lightly

If I see him then I’ll just… ignore him then. If it’s true then he’ll just move on then πŸ₯°

Ignore it then but I know Jake is going to come on and hopefully he sees it

You'll see a bit of our backstory on the Discord chapter