Imagine being asleep
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LynxDePologne
I was just doing some work.
LynxDePologne
Going back to work in 15.
Flappy.
couldnt be me for real
Flappy.
actually it could im gnna sleep soon BAHHSBS
Flappy.
hey lynx
LynxDePologne
Hello.
Flappy.
how you doing
LynxDePologne
EXHAUSTED.
LynxDePologne
Sorry, caps lock.
Flappy.
awww
Flappy.
why
LynxDePologne
Work/
Flappy.
whats your job?
LynxDePologne
Chopping some firewood
LynxDePologne
The saw unfortunately broke.
Flappy.
oh yeah that sounds hella tiring 😭😭
LynxDePologne
You have no idea...
Dani♡
hi
Flappy.
does it pay good at least
Dani♡
not much u?
Flappy.
yea nm for me i gotta wake up real early tho so imma sleep soon
LynxDePologne
But my br8ther gives me more allowance based on work performance
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
i dont sleep.
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
No.
LynxDePologne
So it's like a homemade job...
Flappy.
i see i see
Flappy.
okok im gonna sleep now myself
Flappy.
night char
Flappy.
night lynx
LynxDePologne
Goodness
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
night <3
LynxDePologne
Goodnight*
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
how do you mess that up-
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
why...?
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
is ur keybored broken?
LynxDePologne
Yes.\
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
oh-
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
damn
LynxDePologne
That's why I'm TYPING so much more slowly.
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
i doubt pple midn
LynxDePologne
Damn caps lock.
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
smh
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
nvm
Dani♡
good night
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
hi danii
LynxDePologne
My hands are so shaky
Dani♡
hii
LynxDePologne
Henlo
LynxDePologne
Hello.
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
oh..
LynxDePologne
Frigid inside frigid outside.
LynxDePologne
I despise cold.
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
i love it ^^
LynxDePologne
I am designed for heat.
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
im not
Jake ツ
Lynx do you live in fucking Russian woodlands or something 😭
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
below freezeing is when i get even semi cold
LynxDePologne
Many such cases.
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
jake
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
i have apicture of u
Jake ツ
That’s nice
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
u had a gutair
Jake ツ
Please don’t show anyone
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
u cant see ur face but i wont
Jake ツ
Oh it’s that one
Jake ツ
That guitar is named Marlie
Jake ツ
Idk why I named her that but that’s what it is
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
its eh
Jake ツ
Sounds like Charlie
Jake ツ
Except it’s actually a girl name
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
i h8 my name
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
i dispise it
Jake ツ
Womp womp
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
hm.
Jake ツ
Charlie are you love depressed or can I ramble about my amazing girlfriend
LynxDePologne
Jake a word with you on Discord
Jake ツ
I’m nursing my sickness
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
Charlie are you love depressed or can I ramble about my amazing girlfriend
well, sometimes it gets annoying nd im not love depressed im the opposite.
Jake ツ
Okay then can I just tell you about how amazing Madi is
Jake ツ
Also why are you awake it’s like 1 in the morning where you are
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
reasons
Jake ツ
Ok
Jake ツ
Anyways
Jake ツ
Is that okay
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
yeah
Jake ツ
Sick
Jake ツ
Man I don’t even know where to begin
Jake ツ
She’s literally everything I’ve ever dreamed of in a girl
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
thats so real
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
js wehn u fall asleep w/ a smile on ur face thinking about em
Jake ツ
Everything about her perfectly matches up with me, it’s crazy
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
that is crazy
Jake ツ
I usually fall asleep on calls with her :D
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
omgg
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
real
Jake ツ
Her voice is so soothing and relaxing to me
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
omg jake ur making me think about sum1 everything u say
Jake ツ
Hearing it after a long day always makes me feel so much better
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
it dose..
Jake ツ
She’s the most beautiful girl I could possibly know
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
when they make ur heart happy>>>>>>
Jake ツ
And I still find it hard to believe she’s really mine
LynxDePologne
It's important.
Jake ツ
I never expected to find love, let alone the love of my life
LynxDePologne
Very well.
Jake ツ
I can only access it on my PC
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
soup omg
Jake ツ
Anyways
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPYlEFagLYM jake listen to that sometime
Jake ツ
She’s seriously just so amazing
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
its very calming
Jake ツ
Idk how to fully express just how much I love her
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
i can relate
Jake ツ
Well, I’m gonna finish up my tea. Thanks for listening to my little ramble
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
ofc
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
i was js thinking of someone so
Jake ツ
Hope everything goes well with the person you’re thinking of
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
it will
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
trust me.
Jake ツ
Good mindset!
Jake ツ
Night Charlie :)
˗ˏ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ➴ ˊ˗
Night
The Radio Demon
i just woke up
chunkemunke 2.0
imagine being sleep deprived
αmy
imagine not being asleep
αmy
people stalking this post
αmy
say something
αmy
please
chunkemunke 2.0
mongus
αmy
YAY
αmy
hi
chunkemunke 2.0
wsg amy
αmy
i missed you
chunkemunke 2.0
same here
Toast ツ
hello
Alastor
HELLO!
αmy
i used to go to this thing called rsm
αmy
for college level math
chunkemunke 2.0
god that's even worse
αmy
but i forcefully dropped out after purposefully failing all my tests cause i couldn’t take the pressure
αmy
yippee
Toast ツ
Orphaned street kid seduced by that maniacs silver tounge reduced into degenerate murderer
chunkemunke 2.0
but i forcefully dropped out after purposefully failing all my tests cause i couldn’t take the pressure
man i should start doing it, i fckin' hate my online teacher's guts
chunkemunke 2.0
Orphaned street kid seduced by that maniacs silver tounge reduced into degenerate murderer
dafuq
αmy
man i should start doing it, i fckin' hate my online teacher's guts
i would just be watching youtube videos with my camera off the whole time ngl 💀
Alastor
Orphaned street kid seduced by that maniacs silver tounge reduced into degenerate murderer
Well, that sounds amazing
chunkemunke 2.0
i would just be watching youtube videos with my camera off the whole time ngl 💀
that's literally what im doing right now 💀
chunkemunke 2.0
im using AI to write my essays
Toast ツ
is wade dead
Toast ツ
he hasnt been online in like
Toast ツ
a week
chunkemunke 2.0
make sure you use an online paraphraser too
i normally js rewrite it in my own words, im too lazy to search it up
αmy
maybe he finally got help for his rampant schizophrenia
Toast ツ
hes not
urfavvirgo
does that prove anything?
αmy
cramps suck
αmy
so bad
urfavvirgo
IM SO MAD
αmy
apparently i’m anemic
αmy
so that makes it worse
chunkemunke 2.0
period poo talk
chunkemunke 2.0
slayyyyyyyyy
Toast ツ
Ratio
urfavvirgo
CAUSE ME AND ANDREI WERE TALKING ALL OF LAST NIGHT BUT IM ON DELIVERED SINCE 11PM
Alastor
Sounds like that other guy too
αmy
CAUSE ME AND ANDREI WERE TALKING ALL OF LAST NIGHT BUT IM ON DELIVERED SINCE 11PM
let the poor dude sleep emily 😭
Toast ツ
god im fucking hungry
Jake ツ
Wade is the type of guy to unironically do cosplay as a hobby irl
urfavvirgo
THE LAST THING I SAID WAS “you don’t have to reply rn cause ur on the game but this is what it looks like” (I’m referring to this mini food thing I made that I found at target)
urfavvirgo
AND IM STILL ON DELIEVERED
αmy
did you watch the video i sent you?
αmy
JAKE
chunkemunke 2.0
i bet he goes to those superhero conventions
urfavvirgo
CAUSE WHT IF HE DIDNT FALL ASLEEP
αmy
MADI WATCHED IT TOO
αmy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGQd0LATCMk&pp=ygUlbWlja2V5IG9uIGEgcmFpbHdheSBwaWNraW5nIHVwIHN0b25lcw%3D%3D
chunkemunke 2.0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGQd0LATCMk&pp=ygUlbWlja2V5IG9uIGEgcmFpbHdheSBwaWNraW5nIHVwIHN0b25lcw%3D%3D
that's the mickey mouse crackhouse
chunkemunke 2.0
a goofy homicide
αmy
OH SAID THE DRIVER, I DONT CARE
αmy
😭
chunkemunke 2.0
i'd say that too if mickey mouse looks liek dat
αmy
i'd say that too if mickey mouse looks liek dat
mickey mouse looks like someone took a shit and then stuck checker pieces on top
chunkemunke 2.0
mickey mouse looks like someone took a shit and then stuck checker pieces on top
ong frfr fax bruv on my life dat is
αmy
;)
chunkemunke 2.0
rose shaped prolapsed anus
Skibidi Toilet
Skibidi skibidi
αmy
hey bbgs will you throw microwaved honeybuns at homeless people with me
Jake ツ
Amy
Skibidi Toilet
Skibidi dop dop dop
Jake ツ
Watch
αmy
what
chunkemunke 2.0
y dafuq were u watching gay indian men having sex
αmy
why did you make me watch that
Alastor
Jake watches gay Indian sex?
Toast ツ
guys
Alastor
Yes?
Toast ツ
Sandwhcih
Toast ツ
Hello
Alastor
Who’re you?
Toast ツ
YOURE NOT MY MOM YOU CANT TEL ME WHAT TO DO
Amy, lets make this a welcoming place for everybody
The Radio Demon
do you want my life story?
The Radio Demon
a biography?
The Radio Demon
what else should i say?
Alastor
Haha! What is wrong with you?
Skibidi Toilet
Skibidi skibidi skibidi dop dop dop yes yes 😁👍
Toast ツ
Now now al
Toast ツ
none of that talk
The Radio Demon
it’s true.
αmy
mommy toast?
αmy
wild
Toast ツ
excuse me
αmy
toast if you give me a juice box i won’t be hostile trust
Alastor
Hm?
Toast ツ
i only have 1 left
αmy
PLEASEEE
αmy
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
Toast ツ
YOURE GONNA SAVE IT FOR YOUR LUNCH
Toast ツ
YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW
αmy
I HATE YOU IM RUNNING AWAY
αmy
IM GOING TO HAVE PREMARITAL SEX AND YOU CANT STOP ME MOM
Toast ツ
GOOD
αmy
😭
Toast ツ
YOURE A DISGRACE TO ALL
Alastor
HAHA!
αmy
SHUT UP YOU OLD HAG YOU FUCKED DAD
Toast ツ
HE DIDNT PULL OU
αmy
GOOD
αmy
MAYBE YOU SHOULDA SWALLOWED
Toast ツ
I WISH I DID
Alastor
Why didn’t you?
Toast ツ
YOU DIDNT LET ME
αmy
ALASTOR WAS THE MAILMAN
Alastor
We should have gotten an abortion.
Toast ツ
WE?
Toast ツ
ITS MY CHOICE
Alastor
You
Toast ツ
NOT YOURS
αmy
HARUMPH HARUMPH
Alastor
It is my choice, I’ll beat you with my cane.
Toast ツ
IF ONLY I KNEW OUR DAUGHTER WAS A BASTARD
αmy
INCEST IS WINCEST
Toast ツ
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
chunkemunke 2.0
It is my choice, I’ll beat you with my cane.
cane's sauce go hard ong frfr on my life dat is bruv
The Radio Demon
dang
Toast ツ
WHORE
αmy
SHES A PROSTITUTE
αmy
YOU BOUGHT HER FOR 5 CENTS
Toast ツ
HE DIDNT NEED TO PAY
Toast ツ
HES A GOOD MAN
Toast ツ
UNLIKE THAT MAN WHORE YOU HANG AROUND WITH
Alastor
Is murder illegal?
Toast ツ
WHAT
αmy
:)
Toast ツ
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Alastor
Just snap her neck and all our problems will go away!
αmy
GONNA FUCK MY BOYFRIEND EVERYWHERE
αmy
ALSO, WE DID IT ON TOP OF YOUR BED AND NEVER WASHED THE SHEETS
Alastor
I will rip your boyfriend’s soul from his body
Toast ツ
MAYBE YOU WONT FIND HIM
Toast ツ
MAYBE HES ALREADY GONE
Alastor
I murdered him yesterday
Toast ツ
SHUT UP
Toast ツ
ILL KILL YOU MYSELF
Toast ツ
NO NEED FOR THE HITMAN
αmy
YOURE TOO OLD
αmy
YOUR LIKE 50
Alastor
Just strangle her
Toast ツ
AND ILL KILL YOU AGAIN IN HELL
αmy
ILL BREAK YOUR KNEES
αmy
IN JAPANESE
Toast ツ
Check your closet
αmy
I DONT CARE I CAN STILL FUCK HIM
chunkemunke 2.0
I cut off my wiener and then I deep fried it and I gave it to my cat. My cat ate it and took a nasty shit in the litter box. I grabbed my cat's gooey and smelly shit that's covered in kitty litter and i deep-fried it some more. I gave it to my dad and I said I deep fried chicken covered in pepper and salt. He ate it and he had a stroke. He then went to the hospital and saw a hot nurse and fucked her. Turns out the nurse was 17 so my dad got arrested and got a life sentence. He also got HIV & AIDS from having unprotected sex so he'll probably rot in prison. His cellmate then crushed HIS dick off and then shipped it off the Madagascar for the lemurs to eat. The female lemur actually shoved my dad's ripped off dick and shoved it up her pussy to reach her G-spot. And that's the story on how my dad became transgender in prison
αmy
oh
αmy
uh
αmy
wow
chunkemunke 2.0
Subscribe to my YT channel for part 2
αmy
okurrrr
Toast ツ
420
Toast ツ
dead
Toast ツ
stop
Alastor
Oh no.
Toast ツ
Hello Al
Alastor
Hello Toast
chunkemunke 2.0
Monday left me horny Tuesday, I was through with coping Wednesday, my cheeks were spread wide open Thursday, waiting for peeks, waiting for cheeks Thank the queef, it's Friday I'm stroking like a dick sucked wild on Saturday Guess I won't be coming to church on Sunday I'll be waiting for dick, waiting for dick to come around
Toast ツ
solomon grundy
Toast ツ
born on a ninday
Toast ツ
zzx6iuyHLC:"L
αmy
kill yourself
chunkemunke 2.0
ima add it to za quotebook
αmy
yesss
Alastor
Hm?
chunkemunke 2.0
dis was litawally my kindergarten teacher
chunkemunke 2.0
actually same here
chunkemunke 2.0
guys check my new post
LynxDePologne
I'm not.