Post

ueuhhg

mmphhgg

HAHA!

IT WASNT LETTING ME TYPE

UGH

ammghhpp

Yay!

I won!

Won what?

Mmpghhh!!!!!!

Aughuhhh

mmgphgg!!!!!!

Also I lied, I’m not 35

auhghhhh!!11

mmmmnghhh!

I typed the last message

ngmmhmhgmhhh!

anughhhh!

sus

I’m 26.

bad angel

cool

OMG THATS SO HOT

thats still fucking bad

OMG

stop

ALASTOR

why?

I shouldn’t have said that

CHARLIE STOP

FUCKING STOP

YOU’RE 13

STOP

She’s 13?

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

YES

THIS IS

SHE IS A CHILD

BARELY A TEENAGER

I deleted my comment and it was a joke

HALF YOUR AGE

Don’t take it seriously

we need to

How old are you Jake?

Almost 17

this is an actual security concern

I DIDNT MEAN ITT

YES

Cool

I lied again, I’m not 26

CHARLIE ARE YOU OKAY?

LIKE

No

ARE YOU GOOD BRO?

WHY DO YOH WANNA GET RAPED BY A MUCH OLDER MAN SO BAD

I’m 16 1/2

THATS CONCERNING

Nice

ok. slightly less concerning

jake i answerd here im not saying it agian tho

I turn 17 in like 30 days

nice

Congratulations!

I turn 22 in April

Nice

February 30th?

Ngl we need some older users here lmao too many kids

.....

.that wouldnt be a good idea

Yes that’s my birthday

but older users could also be pedos...

I could have stayed 26

Okay yes

I have realised there are mostly teenagers here haha

But like

i love pedos ^^

I’ve been in online communities with more adults

Don't worry, I have a boyfriend

Close to mine

angel, this actually isn't funny

damnit

When’s yours?

^^^^^^

15th

What...

i hide my trauma with saying random shit nd not meaning it nd fake humor ^^

Nice

Good job!

Ikr!

Well I’d love to stay and chat but I must be going! Talk to you later chums!

How are you guys today?

Buh bye

Bye!

cya

by

e

im alr hbu

FLAPPY BIRD

hi rhino

I'm good thanks

EMILT

we need some drama. *mhmhmhm WADE*

BALLSACKS

DID HE DO SMTH

EM

I can do drama, I chose it for GCSEs

we need him for drama

british?

EMILY EMILY

………..I’m so sorry but who are u ?

IM BROED

shes mal

fuck. shes british

BHAHAHS

OH HELP HI MAL

yes haha, I am a teacher in the UK

21yo teacher????

holy shit

21 years olds

wow

LMFAO HI

yes, I am an apprentice teacher

so you feel my pain when i say that i hate the general paper

oh cool

ah, that makes a bit more sense

YES

Jake

MY LIP HURTS CAUS I ACCIDENTALLY LIKE

PEELED PART OF IT

JAKE

AND NOW IT HURTSS

You seemed confused for a second haha

it got kinda sus

What

how?

Jakeyyyyyyyyyy

u don't speak like a gen z, so...

😭

how do i deal w/ trauma w/o joking baout it maybe a lil to much

okay then

ranting

get on bp

ew no

make an account

whats ranting

No just tell me lmao

trust me. it helps

.

NEVER MIND YOURE BUSY PROLLY

GTG

cya

ah yes, it is the way I was raised, my parents passed away so i lived with my grandparents, they have raised me since i was 5.

oh. ok. im sorry about that

??????//

its ok dont worry

google it. my brain just died

im not gonna rant

it helps a lot

trust me

no ty

or just talk with your friends

i dont trust ranom pple

i dont vent

it makes me feel icky and slefish

random people online don't care what you are. they just care about who you are as a person.

im not putting that on my fucking digital footprint

im not saying you should tell people everything

anyone that even cares to ask shouldve already

it dosent matter

its fucking stupid

https://muttr.com/ try this website.

you never brought up anything from ur life

im leaveing

Wait-

alr. cya

what.

...

ded chat

whwred mal go

and emile

and

everyone

yh

so...

so wht

idk

K SO O JUST LISTENED TO NICKIS NEW SONG

AND TELL ME WHY SHE ATE MEGAN UP W THAT ONE

Im going to try learn slang haha

Wsg?

CAUSE I WAS LIKE ………Megan is playing w her LIFE rn when I heard the “Megan’s law” part of HISS

Oh, I must go now, I must mark some tests. Bye!!!

OH I HAVENT

LMAOO

GO LISTEN

BUT IM LIKE

LISTENINF TO MY OWN THINGS

WHEN I GET HOME WHEN I GET HOME

she speaks so britishly

...

sorryyyyy

hi angellll

hi cosmo

hi lep

leo*

sorry i was rude

what happened when i left

js here nd down

i was rude

oh about what

hi lep

i js kept talking abotu rape nd shit nd on nd on

so

yk

u need some help

i do

but no one cares to

so i dont care to stop

can you please go back to begging for a sugar daddy

don't say that

well i always feel left out

u need to tell someone that you need help

no caus eim sick of asking for help

no one cares to ask if i need it

my freinds dotn even care if im uspet until im haveing a fucking mental breakdown

nd crying

i always feel left out

i cant go to anyone

bc no one cares to go to me

its rigged

theres no point

nd lilly if you are stalking this chat rn leave

hey hey angel

what

angel, talk to your school therapist

no

god no

im serious. they will help you

i dont trust pple who js "help" bc they are payed to

those are not friends.

they don't do it for the money

they do it to help people

cosmo

yea?

i dont trust pple

my trust has been beyod broken

because you don't let yourself

i trust one person with my life

trust is a process

ik

it takes time

nd its always broken

js i cant trust anyone w/ this..

trust makes you vulnerable. but if the other person trusts you, you are vulnerable to eachother

yet here you are, talking to me

you are very smart

you are an amazing human being, you just need to show that to the world

angel?

why do i have to go to pple when im not ok when i dont have enough energy to try myself to be ok

why do i have to help everyone when no one even cares to help me

because they want to help you.

i am here talking with you

than why do they only when im either brekaing donw or going to them

crying is good. it is actually a sign of emotional strength. hiding emotions can cause stress to build up

im here

im js debateing if i say this or not

no

its okay if you don'

i cant

i js said

i dont live with her

iik

who do you live w/

my dad

wait.

talk to me on quotev

ok..

^^^

And be honest about it too

finsih the sentence

jake?

jakeeyY?Y

ok

Yo

finsh

Be honest about the situation, don’t leave things out or the counselors/therapists can’t fully help you

yeah

hiiiii

hi

hru?

i didn't see

u saw?

no I just came on

Well, it seems I’ve missed a lot!

yeah...

Care to sum it up?

its private, sorry

I understand

so...

hru?

i’m back

hi leo.

hi what happened?

its private, sorry

oh okay

are you mad or something?

i'm just helping angel w/ some issues?

so, hru

i’m good wbu

good.

nice

...

chat?

Salutations!

helo

hey

hi

...

chat

hey

TOASTIE

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Salutations!

Toast ima send you lesbian strap on porn

why do u want to send toast porn?

remember that time

NO

BAD DOG

BAD TOASTIE

BAD CANNABEL

good toasty

NO BRO

WHY SHE GOTTA BRING UP HER DEAD MAMA THO

HAHA! What?

fuck me.

i have no idea

sorry:(

Ha! Never gonna happen

angel...

Please

Mmmmmm no

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

cursor on blocking button...

k anyways flaps I found the tiktok

EUGH FINE

i gtg bye

I’m thinking….no

EMILY

wtf?

NO FR BUT I GET NICKI CAUSE WHEN THEY GO LOW I GO LOWER

hmm]

what

TRUE THAT

it’s okay I love Nicki but I can’t lie Megan cleared her with one line

hi toast

toasty

REAL

NICKI DUG HER OWN GRAVE

wtf?

id be hella embarassed if I was married to a pedo too 💀

I SAW

IT UM

shits nasty

WHY THEY ALL KINDA

anywaysssss

NO STOP

I saved it

hey AMu

so there

YOU SAVED IT 😭😭

GUYS I GOT OUT EARLY

STOP BC IDC THE SCHOOL ALREADY SAW MY CAMERA ROLL

THATS SO FUNNT

STOP 💀

looking for someone fingering their cough 💀

NAH BUT HISS LEGIT SLAPS

I HAVE TO DO THIS SILLY ASS DRYLAND THING

wtf?

I can’t pretend to like it the only part that slaps is the Megan’s law line

scuse me

IDK THE BEAT GOES KINDA HARD

oh yeah the school took and kept my phone overnight bc the police wanted to check it

cause they thought I was sending nudes

which I was NOT

wtf?

(To clarify)

You’ve said that 4 times and still haven’t gotten an explanation or been acknowledged by the people you’ve been waiting to talk to for the past 20 minutes! How do you feel?

🤨

are you sure

imagine getting searched for sexts

I’m sure

ITS SO COLD

that’s weird

I HAVE TO DO THIS THING HANG ON ILL BE FIVE MINUTES

better than an overenthusiastic bitch

ur wade

HAHA! I’m the only one giving you attention!

nah

false

Beg your pardon?

2hat

u need help?

smh smh schizo

no

hi wade!

I have no idea what that means

Wade wouldve told me

One moment

The sunglasses guy?

the sunglasses guy????

thats the thing you notieced?

Yes

What was I supposed to look for?

...

what

I don’t know

Wade would have told me

where is wade?

Better question is, who is Wade?

why is wade?

how is wade?

what is wade?

when is wade?

offline

You used them, all I can’t say anything

I put the coma in the wrong spot, that’s a first

Alastor

Yes?

Whats your opinion on the show

Hazbin Hotel?

yez

Great show, great songs, great characters

thats not wade

i mean alastor is funnier than wade

Why thank you!

u don't know what schizophrenia is

Schizophrenia is a mental disorder

FLAPPY

HELLO

I wouldn't go that far

Dry satire is funny sometimes

but not 24/7

hi toasttt

hi toast

she was saying u have schizophrenia, makin u schizo

^^^^^^^^^

hi flappy

hi leo

I didnt wanna explain it I’m too tired for that

You told me I don’t know what schizophrenia was, and I just told you what it was

ur right. wade is better

then whyd u say this dumbass

yup

yeah alasstor

SMH smh schizo? I don’t know what that means

wade stop being autistic

schizo?

hey flappy and leo and virgo and cosmo and amy

yeah wade

No the other thing

and fuckin

are u acoustic ?

hi toast

Idk

hey

keep talking

hey

I understood schizo but not the smh smh

heyyyy

HI FLAPPY BIRD

Wade wouldnt be a character from that show

ONLY TYLER CAN FALL THAT GRACEFULLY

hi amyy

u never know what he could be

misdirect

I find that insulting but go on

damn what show

UNENTHUSIASTIC SMHSMH

hazbin

SORRY

(Guys)

Hazbin Hotel!

(We think this person is wade, right?)

(yes)

(we know)

yuh

ACCI DELETE

FUCK

(js making sure we’re all together on this)

Still haven’t answered me

(yes)

i hate doing laundry

(Goodness gracious he’s so schizo)

ok guys i’ll be back in an hour

don’t leave me

i would be willing to pay so much for someone to do my laundry for me

schizophrenia is a disorder where u hear voices and see things

i would go into debt for that

Farewell!

he’s DELISIONAL

(he literally has DID)

DELUSIONAL

yup

Still haven’t responded to me

he got did

AM I WRONG

?

nope

NOPE

okay brb i needa take a bath <3

IM REDECORATING THIS SHELF

Still waiting

shaking my head

Shaking My Head

What do you mean?

s.haking m.y h.ead

the patience i have for people sometimes

The literal motion of shaking your head?

no bc he knows exactly what it means

bro ur actually fcking stupid

he’s just playing dumb for attention

prolly

prolly

I’ve never used that and it makes no sense in context

i said it first shhhh

>:(

yuh huh, it does make sense

Then explain it to me

HELP AUTISTIC PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNY TO ME

LIKE COUGH WADE

FOR EXAMPLE

😭😭😭

figure it our urself lil bro

out*

I don’t care to

Because I’ll never use that phrase

like cough AG3.0

Emily its not good to laugh at yourself all the time

then why u askin mf smh

alr then stfu then

NO IM TALKING ABT H

U

STUPID

So I could understand what you meant

whos h?

ur such a baka

what?

i think youre actually actually autistic

yappity mc yap yap

“SMH smh Schizo” I didn’t understand the smh

So I’m asking what it means

I TOLD YIU

ok

^^^^^^^

So I can understand

Understand?

Google is your friend.

search it up you lazy fatass

Why would I do that when you can tell me?

ANYWAY EMILT

HOWRE YOU

GOOD

TMRWS FEBRUARY

1st month of the year almost over

"abbreviation for shaking my head: used, for example on social media and in text messages, when you do not believe something, or do not approve of it."

11 more to go

My birthday today is coming up

Ah thank you

boomer

HAHA! No there’s just too many phrases nowadays

bro-

it aint even dat hard to decipher

It is if you have no idea what it is

there's a ting called google lil bro

Since coming here this is the only place I’ve seen the phrase used

uh huh, ur prolly a redditor

Never used Reddit

dam bruv u must be living under a rock if u dont know what smh means

I live under a Boulder

so

🐒👈🤤

They still think I’m Wade

wait ngl i tink u r wade

I don’t have a problem with that, but I’m not

ur wade

wade is za only type of person to have quotes in their bio

You sure?

yuh im sure

HA! I guarantee you I can find people with quotes in their bios

autistic behavior

haef

Do you just call everything autistic?

hello

Hey Amy

no we just call you that wade

Salutations

also wade speaks exactly like that

so

Well I give up, call me Wade all you want I don’t really care all that much

eh

/lh

hi toast

hey Leo

hey hru

anybody else tired like a mf

This is such a good show

me lol

brb

eh

no only my friends or people who i actually think are autistic

(u are the latter)