Warning: A large population of child predators and pedophiles on worstjokesever.com has recently been discovered. Please be wary of who you communicate with, and never give out personal information, such as the following: your name, email, face, biometrics, credit/debit card details, passwords, age, or address. I also encourage all users under 16 years old to leave this website and come back at an older age, though I am aware you are unlikely to listen. I am not a moderator of this website, but I reckon they'd agree.
Comments (605)
LynxDePologne
Shameless hearting my own post to bump this to the top. This must be seen.
LynxDePologne
Bump because of spam posts.
Leanna
Sry
Leanna
How do u delete it??
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This is a warning ur down to ur last 3 of spamming.
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I alr deleted it
Leanna
Oh gad hlp
leosarefire14
heyheyhey
Leanna
Hi
LynxDePologne
You can use this post as the new chat if you want. The longer this stays visible on the community page, the better.
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Turht and I will repost it ltr when gone
LynxDePologne
Thanks Ethan
UNDERTALE PLAYER
good day
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All on me now
LynxDePologne
I used to think you were a bad moderator, but you proved me wrong.
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Awh thk u pookie
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But fr tho thks , I've matured
LynxDePologne
Say that again
LynxDePologne
Or I'll reconsider my words.
LynxDePologne
You see, that's the problem with having too young moderators.
LynxDePologne
They are not mature enough to run the site.
LynxDePologne
Even though they think they are.
Wade γ
You and Dagger?
LynxDePologne
And Dagger does not visit this website anymore.
LynxDePologne
I have no way to communicate with you privately; you must be mistaken.
Wade γ
Discord I think, it was from me but I didnβt send it, she told me sheβd tell you
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I'm the best lasting mod here now....
LynxDePologne
It isn't difficult to make a Discord account, Wade.
LynxDePologne
And you can just open it in a browser.
LynxDePologne
You don't have to download it.
LynxDePologne
In fact, I'd highly discourage downloading it.
Wade γ
You and Dagger
LynxDePologne
It's spyware.
LynxDePologne
If you just made a Discord account it would be much easier to communicate with you.
LynxDePologne
Same with you, Ethan.
Wade γ
If you just made a Discord account it would be much easier to communicate with you.
Ik but I canβt, parents
LynxDePologne
This is far worse than Discord.
Wade γ
Yeah but they donβt know that
LynxDePologne
If you can hide this site from them, why can't you hide Discord from them?
Wade γ
True, but I donβt wanna hide too much yk?
leosarefire14
if my parents found out about wje they would absolutely murder me
LynxDePologne
Meanwhile my brother knows all about WJE and I read the jokes aloud to him to cheer him up.
Wade γ
Meanwhile my brother knows all about WJE and I read the jokes aloud to him to cheer him up.
Lol the jokes are one of the only good parts left
leosarefire14
Meanwhile my brother knows all about WJE and I read the jokes aloud to him to cheer him up.
nice my older brother knows about this website but im not letting him get on
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Beo if mine figured it out and knew I was mod rn I would be ded
LynxDePologne
I even shared the website with him, and I see him taking a look at the jokes section sometimes and laughing.
leosarefire14
lmao
Wade γ
Beo if mine figured it out and knew I was mod rn I would be ded
My friends would make fun of me if they knew what I did here(being a mod)
leosarefire14
does anyones parents know about this site or does everyone keep it a secret?
Wade γ
I even shared the website with him, and I see him taking a look at the jokes section sometimes and laughing.
As long as he doesnβt check community
LynxDePologne
I mean, you're not a mod anymore.
LynxDePologne
As long as he doesnβt check community
No, but I tell him all about the meaningless "fights" that occur here and that makes him laugh even harder.
Wade γ
No, but I tell him all about the meaningless "fights" that occur here and that makes him laugh even harder.
Thatβs awesome
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says the minor
leosarefire14
No, but I tell him all about the meaningless "fights" that occur here and that makes him laugh even harder.
lol my brother knows about some of yall he thinks theyre funny
leosarefire14
he knows about the mods and he knows about everyone being overthrown and shit
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She's jokin lmao
LynxDePologne
She has a point, though.
LynxDePologne
I looked at this site when I was 9.
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Not me been here decent time ig lmao but lynx prov longer
LynxDePologne
It took me years to get some of the jokes, though.
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Sheβs a minor too so that makes no sense
bitch so are you shut the fuck up
leosarefire14
hes 19 can i let him on here or not
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fucking dumbass bitch
Wade γ
Someoneβs pissy
LynxDePologne
When you turn lighthearted banter into flame wars.
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Truth , like ngl matt should add a pause type button
LynxDePologne
You lot are mental cases.
leosarefire14
anyways guys im gonna get a haircut so bye bye
Wade γ
When you turn lighthearted banter into flame wars.
I donβt cause much conflict, Iβm just the subject of it nowadays
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Someoneβs pissy
oh fuck off with your weird mommy fetishes
LynxDePologne
Keep going.
Wade γ
Truth , like ngl matt should add a pause type button
Isnβt that the ban button? Since itβs 24 hrs?
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yeah i bet thats what you say to your mommys huh?
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oh im sorry WILK
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Isnβt that the ban button? Since itβs 24 hrs?
Nope like pause em for like a few mins then unpause
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fucking dumbass
LynxDePologne
Things are heating up in the Worst Jokes Ever community...
Wade γ
I was gonna say something but I forgot..wait I remembered. Uh huh
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oh you forgot?
Wade γ
Things are heating up in the Worst Jokes Ever community...
They are, and Iβm always at the center
LynxDePologne
Also, the sky is blue, and water is wet.
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that explains that brain deficit disorder
LynxDePologne
More at 11.
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cant remember shit can you?
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In THE LEFT SIDE IS CLOWN WADE IN THE RIGHT HAND IS CLOWN π€‘ MADI
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but you can remember sexting Wilk right?
Wade γ
Uh huh
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proven my point
LynxDePologne
Yep, just two clowns duking it out in this digital circus.
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stop being fucking weird bro with your mommy fetishes
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you know DAMN WELL im dating Jake
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if your tryna get some "spite" out of him
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Man both yall niggas stfu π before I say all yalls fetisishes and bring back Ashton
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knock it off
Wade γ
This is so entertaining for me lol
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its fucking weird
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oh im sure it is?
LynxDePologne
Man both yall niggas stfu π before I say all yalls fetisishes and bring back Ashton
Lmao
leosarefire14
alright i just invited my brother on here imma get a wolf cut bye bye
LynxDePologne
Donut here
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Wht fetish????
LynxDePologne
I know how much you hate trains.
Wade γ
Train
Wade γ
Uh huh
LynxDePologne
Trainposting time
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i love trains
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Lynx pls don't start rn respectfully lol
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I'm finan dieof lag
Wade γ
The lag will kill us Ethan lol
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Bro I sent this af 9 : 08...........
Wade γ
Ikr
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I thought you hated trains because they can't do donuts, like cars?
since when?
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I love trains
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i have the show thomas the train though
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Also wht u finna say abt dani? Tell me wht u finna say in uwu
Wade γ
Lynx u think I should tell Ethan about the thing?
LynxDePologne
The wagons are also sentient.
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THE TRAIN WAS FALLING OFF
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SO I SAID DIE
Jacob_2
Alright guys what's up
Jacob_2
Yeah what's up guys
Toast γ
WDADEE
Jacob_2
I've heard a lot about you and idk if it was positive or not so
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U SAID U WAS GONNA GO TO BED
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GO TO SLEEP
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NIGHT NIGHT TIME
Toast γ
FΓN
Wade γ
Toast been waiting for ya man
Jacob_2
(0-0)
Wade γ
Got shit to tell ya
Toast γ
MMK
LynxDePologne
Thomas was a "really useless engine" though and was scrapped about 10 years after being built
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i hate thomas
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ITS A STUPID SHOW
Toast γ
i wll yhe
Jacob_2
I have never watched it before
LynxDePologne
It could only go at about 20-25 KPH and couldn't go past tight curves because it was too long.
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oh fuck off wade
LynxDePologne
So it was scrapped.
Toast γ
nt ncie
LynxDePologne
Yet for some reason they decided to make that locomotive the main character.
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Shi I'll roast tf outa u and destroy ur entire career 1st then ban when ppls what me to or if I find sum undecent for wje
LynxDePologne
ITS A STUPID SHOW
You're right, the new episodes are dumbed down and made only to milk the show and dominate the toy industry.
LynxDePologne
The episodes from the 80s- early 2000s were good, though.
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You're right, the new episodes are dumbed down and made only to milk the show and dominate the toy industry.
EXACTLY
Jacob_2
Oh cholera czy to freddy fazbear?
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No, kids , yes freddy
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HI MY LOVE <33
Jake γ
Contrary to my current name Iβm not ACTUALLY violent
LynxDePologne
There is a pedophile.
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Imma ban him rn brb
LynxDePologne
Language Simp
Wade γ
Oh
Jake γ
Oh ew yeah
LynxDePologne
I believe there are lots of pedophiles on Worst Jokes Ever as they have realized the site is a hotspot for kids.
Wade γ
Ethan I got stuff to tell u on UWU idk when Iβll tell you but I have stuff to tell you
Jacob_2
How do people find out about this website
LynxDePologne
We should discourage and ban underage kids to protect them from these sickos.
Jake γ
Wade Wade
Jake γ
Look at my uwu message
Jacob_2
We should discourage and ban underage kids to protect them from these sickos.
That would wipe out a lot of the website I feel like
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kill yourself
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KILL YOURSELFFF
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MAUAHAHAHAAHAH
LynxDePologne
That would wipe out a lot of the website I feel like
Better for the site to die than for kids to be blackmailed and even raped than pedophiles.
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MOMMY FEITSHER
LynxDePologne
by pedophiles*
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whatchu mean>
Jacob_2
Better for the site to die than for kids to be blackmailed and even raped than pedophiles.
What exactly do you mean by underage?
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WADE IS PEDOPHILE
CaseyCola
what is going on
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im sorry bro
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Cap stfu donut
LynxDePologne
Jake is
LynxDePologne
I am
LynxDePologne
Dagger was
Jacob_2
Oh I'm over 16 so
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Stfu respectfully before drama happens pls yall
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I didn't feel like banning anyone tn
LynxDePologne
16 is different in pigeon years though
LynxDePologne
I'm an old man
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Equal rights equal fights mfers
LynxDePologne
Face reveal
Jake γ
UH HUU SURE
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D[NUT LIKES WADE
Wade γ
ETHAN
Jake γ
WHY THE <3 MADI?
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U CAN ADD A HEART
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IF U TELLING SOMEONE TO KILL THEIRSELVES
Jacob_2
Didn't you just do that
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I READ IT AS A SWEET INNOCENT LITTLE VOICE THATS LIKE "tee hee kys <3"
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β‘ <-- better heart in mah oppinion
Jake γ
I ONLY USE A <3 WITH YOU
Jake γ
SMH
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VHVHIUSHVIU NO JAKE
Jake γ
I TOLD GOD ABOUT IT
Jake γ
IM
Jake γ
IM BEING CHEATED ON
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Oh lemme go check wade alr
LynxDePologne
The "<3" emoticon doesn't look like a heart to me, it looks like a smiling face with closed eyes.
Jake γ
π
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THEN YOUVE BEEN CHEATING ON ME
Jacob_2
People dating on a jokes website is crazy but you do you lol
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WITH FEETLUST
Jake γ
The "<3" emoticon doesn't look like a heart to me, it looks like a smiling face with closed eyes.
It looks like a sideways nutsack
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AND WITH CHRISSY
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DONT TELL ME BOUT CHEATING SMH
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Bro feetlust ik him ir
Jacob_2
Very suspicioius name
Jake γ
<3
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Respect him. He's msh frienc.
Jacob_2
@-@
Jacob_2
γ γ γ
CaseyCola
did i come at a bad time or something?
Toast γ
i bont wanna wsoaleesl
Jacob_2
Me
CaseyCola
oh!
CaseyCola
thats fun
Jacob_2
It's actually kind of cool here ngl
Toast γ
hy. new. oersin
CaseyCola
oh ok
Toast γ
JJjAKKE
Jake γ
IM JUST MESSING AROUND BABY
Jake γ
IM NOT CHEATING ON YOU AND YOURE NOT CHEATING ON ME
Jake γ
I LOVE YOU <3
Jacob_2
You guys are dating?
Jacob_2
Oh...
Jacob_2
I don't have an online relationship with anyone so
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Wade likes it kinky ykyk
Jacob_2
So do you guys all know each other offline or
Jacob_2
Oh I don't
Jake γ
Weβre all pretty close though
Jake γ
At least online lol
Jacob_2
That's cool
Toast γ
wht>.
Jacob_2
...
Jake γ
Iβm so glad we have new users lmao itβs nice to have some fresh faces around here
Jacob_2
Do you guys all live in the US?
Jake γ
I swear weβre not as bad as we seem lmao
Jake γ
*mostly
CaseyCola
I LOVE CSM
LynxDePologne
Based off a chainsaw I own
Jake γ
We have people from Korea, England, Australia
Jacob_2
Im from Korea but I go to NYU
Jake γ
Oh yeah Germany too
Jacob_2
Gday mate
Jake γ
She lived in Adelaide
Jake γ
Good times!
Jacob_2
I've been living in the US for a year or so and I don't like it
LynxDePologne
i REMEMBER
LynxDePologne
Woah.
Jake γ
I've been living in the US for a year or so and I don't like it
Where are you originally from?
LynxDePologne
Caps lock.
Jacob_2
She invited me on here
Jake γ
<333
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oh ew your her brother?
Jake γ
MADI BE NICE HSGDHFH
Jake γ
Do you go to their school or smth?
CaseyCola
Really?
yea i used to talk to them a ton but when the other cacey stopped talking to her so did i
Jake γ
Woah
Jake γ
Guys this is fucking crazy
Jacob_2
What?
Jake γ
We have one of THE Aussies on here
Jake γ
Or at least someone with affiliations with them
Jacob_2
There seems to be a lot of Aussies on here
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"OI GET THAT WHALE BACK IN THE WATA"
Jake γ
Yes! They were awesome
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I say water like whah- YAH
Toast γ
bunger kng
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Lynx chill pls
Toast γ
im craviang bunger kding
Jacob_2
Gday mate
Jacob_2
My sister is obsessed with this australian kpop idol
Jacob_2
Speaking of Australia
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Ellen lad , how are you on dis fine dAYY?
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ELLO LAD HRU ON DIS FIND DAY
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i hate kpop
Jacob_2
ello
Jake γ
https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/share/Q8k6LmaXGxF_iikv?utm_source=manual If you two newbies plan on sticking around, a lot of people on here use this site for private messages
Jake γ
Just between people on here
Toast γ
Can 1 of ouy gus gety m burnger kind
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i just hit my head on a wall :')
Toast γ
YA%
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Jake madi wanna tell u sum on uwu madi check kmeet
LynxDePologne
You know, guys...
CaseyCola
thats cool though, i never knew
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AW BABY ARE YOU OKAY?
NOπ I WAS SINGING AND THEN AND THEN I HIT MY HEAD ON THE WALL
LynxDePologne
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words before he died.
CaseyCola
they are like, popular kids
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what were they?
LynxDePologne
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Toast γ
madii
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yess toast?
Silent Specter
As a person under 16 I can confirm I won't get tricked by a measly pedophile .
Toast γ
cna yu gett me bungerr king//
Wade γ
SPECTER
Silent Specter
Wsg.
Kristianβ½
wait so like
Kristianβ½
how did random child predators find out about this website
Jacob_2
People on the internet are sick.
hanjisungswife
how did random child predators find out about this website
damn theres child predators now on wje?
LynxDePologne
how did random child predators find out about this website
1) They found the website like anybody else 2) They found the community section and saw that it was predominantly children 3) They took advantage of it --You are Here-- 4) They get what's coming to them
Kristianβ½
so like
Kristianβ½
im not 16
Kristianβ½
but
hanjisungswife
damn
LynxDePologne
That's the best joke ever
Kristianβ½
i dont really wanna leave since people are actually nice to me here
Jacob_2
I just joined
Kristianβ½
i think i might know one but hes 16 and he was high and drunk when he did it
Kristianβ½
he sent me a dick pic
Jacob_2
Yeahh
Kristianβ½
jacob how was your account made tomorrow
Kristianβ½
i was talking about the homeless dude
LynxDePologne
Average WJE member.
Kristianβ½
dead chat
Jacob_2
I'm still here
Kristianβ½
hi ethy weethy
Jacob_2
Hey guys
Kristianβ½
jacob how was your account made tomorrow?
Jacob_2
The chat died OML
hanjisungswife
damn tmrw?
Kristianβ½
it say jan 20th
Kristianβ½
its the 19th
hanjisungswife
tdays jan 20th
hanjisungswife
ohhh time difference man
Kristianβ½
ohhhhh
Jacob_2
jacob how was your account made tomorrow?
I have no idea, I'm on eastern time it's 10:53 PM. Maybe the site is crashing.
Kristianβ½
im est time
Kristianβ½
same
Jacob_2
Cool
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Rip lol Jake u nigg wya u punk
Kristianβ½
anyways im gonna go to bed now vagina bbgs!
LynxDePologne
jacob how was your account made tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure the site's timezone is German.
hanjisungswife
rlly?
Jacob_2
Dead
Jacob_2
I'm still here
Jacob_2
Hello
Jacob_2
I gotta go. Sorry
hanjisungswife
same
hanjisungswife
cya all
Γpple
Okay
Wade γ
As a former moderator, yes