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Warning: A large population of child predators and pedophiles on worstjokesever.com has recently been discovered. Please be wary of who you communicate with, and never give out personal information, such as the following: your name, email, face, biometrics, credit/debit card details, passwords, age, or address. I also encourage all users under 16 years old to leave this website and come back at an older age, though I am aware you are unlikely to listen. I am not a moderator of this website, but I reckon they'd agree.

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Shameless hearting my own post to bump this to the top. This must be seen.

How do u delete it??

You can use this post as the new chat if you want. The longer this stays visible on the community page, the better.

I used to think you were a bad moderator, but you proved me wrong.

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Awh thk u pookie

Never

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But fr tho thks , I've matured

Indeed.

You see, that's the problem with having too young moderators.

LynxDePologne

I used to think you were a bad moderator, but you proved me wrong.

Ethan is good

They are not mature enough to run the site.

LynxDePologne

They are not mature enough to run the site.

You saw what I sent right?

Wade ツ

You saw what I sent right?

No.

And Dagger does not visit this website anymore.

LynxDePologne

And Dagger does not visit this website anymore.

It wasn’t here, it was privately

I have no way to communicate with you privately; you must be mistaken.

Discord I think, it was from me but I didn’t send it, she told me she’d tell you

It isn't difficult to make a Discord account, Wade.

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I'm the best lasting mod here now....

You are, I don’t give you enough credit

LynxDePologne

And you can just open it in a browser.

Ik but she said she’d tell you

In fact, I'd highly discourage downloading it.

Wade ツ

You and Dagger

Yeah, I've seen what you said already.

LynxDePologne

Yeah, I've seen what you said already.

Okay just making sure

If you just made a Discord account it would be much easier to communicate with you.

LynxDePologne

If you just made a Discord account it would be much easier to communicate with you.

Ik but I can’t, parents

Wade ツ

Ik but I can’t, parents

But... you're on this site.

Yeah but they don’t know that

If you can hide this site from them, why can't you hide Discord from them?

True, but I don’t wanna hide too much yk?

if my parents found out about wje they would absolutely murder me

Meanwhile my brother knows all about WJE and I read the jokes aloud to him to cheer him up.

LynxDePologne

Meanwhile my brother knows all about WJE and I read the jokes aloud to him to cheer him up.

Lol the jokes are one of the only good parts left

LynxDePologne

Meanwhile my brother knows all about WJE and I read the jokes aloud to him to cheer him up.

nice my older brother knows about this website but im not letting him get on

I even shared the website with him, and I see him taking a look at the jokes section sometimes and laughing.

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Beo if mine figured it out and knew I was mod rn I would be ded

My friends would make fun of me if they knew what I did here(being a mod)

does anyones parents know about this site or does everyone keep it a secret?

LynxDePologne

I even shared the website with him, and I see him taking a look at the jokes section sometimes and laughing.

As long as he doesn’t check community

LynxDePologne

I mean, you're not a mod anymore.

Formerly I mean

Wade ツ

As long as he doesn’t check community

No, but I tell him all about the meaningless "fights" that occur here and that makes him laugh even harder.

LynxDePologne

No, but I tell him all about the meaningless "fights" that occur here and that makes him laugh even harder.

That’s awesome

LynxDePologne

No, but I tell him all about the meaningless "fights" that occur here and that makes him laugh even harder.

lol my brother knows about some of yall he thinks theyre funny

leosarefire14

lol my brother knows about some of yall he thinks theyre funny

Lol

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says the minor

I'm right.

LynxDePologne

I'm right.

She’s a minor too so that makes no sense

he knows about the mods and he knows about everyone being overthrown and shit

It took me years to get some of the jokes, though.

leosarefire14

he knows about the mods and he knows about everyone being overthrown and shit

Dang

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Not me been here decent time ig lmao but lynx prov longer

Prob lol

leosarefire14

hes 19 can i let him on here or not

Definitely

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fucking dumbass bitch

Calm down, see, this is where problems start.

When you turn lighthearted banter into flame wars.

anyways guys im gonna get a haircut so bye bye

LynxDePologne

When you turn lighthearted banter into flame wars.

I don’t cause much conflict, I’m just the subject of it nowadays

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oh fuck off with your weird mommy fetishes

Uh huh

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oh fuck off with your weird mommy fetishes

That's kind of funny.

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Truth , like ngl matt should add a pause type button

Isn’t that the ban button? Since it’s 24 hrs?

Things are heating up in the Worst Jokes Ever community...

I was gonna say something but I forgot..wait I remembered. Uh huh

LynxDePologne

Things are heating up in the Worst Jokes Ever community...

They are, and I’m always at the center

Also, the sky is blue, and water is wet.

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Nope like pause em for like a few mins then unpause

Oooh that’s clever

Yep, just two clowns duking it out in this digital circus.

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

In THE LEFT SIDE IS CLOWN WADE IN THE RIGHT HAND IS CLOWN 🀑 MADI

Lmao

LynxDePologne

Yep, just two clowns duking it out in this digital circus.

I remember that phase lol

This is so entertaining for me lol

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Man both yall niggas stfu πŸ’€ before I say all yalls fetisishes and bring back Ashton

Lmao

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Man both yall niggas stfu πŸ’€ before I say all yalls fetisishes and bring back Ashton

Lmao

alright i just invited my brother on here imma get a wolf cut bye bye

LynxDePologne
Image

What a sexy train

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i love trains

I thought you hated trains because they can't do donuts, like cars?

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

i have the show thomas the train though

Thomas isn't a train, he's a tank locomotive.

Lynx u think I should tell Ethan about the thing?

Alright guys what's up

Jacob_2

Alright guys what's up

Leo’s brother?

Yeah what's up guys

Jacob_2

Yeah what's up guys

Sup man, how’s it going

I've heard a lot about you and idk if it was positive or not so

Wade ツ

Sup man, how’s it going

I'm good

Jacob_2

I've heard a lot about you and idk if it was positive or not so

Bit of both!

The steam locomotives in Thomas and Friends are all real btw

Thomas was a "really useless engine" though and was scrapped about 10 years after being built

I have never watched it before

Jacob_2

(0-0)

You’ll be fine, just don’t go against the mod Jake

It could only go at about 20-25 KPH and couldn't go past tight curves because it was too long.

Wade ツ

You’ll be fine, just don’t go against the mod Jake

Oh yeah I've heard about Jake before

Jacob_2

Oh yeah I've heard about Jake before

Yeah so just be careful

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oh fuck off wade

heey

Yet for some reason they decided to make that locomotive the main character.

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

ITS A STUPID SHOW

You're right, the new episodes are dumbed down and made only to milk the show and dominate the toy industry.

Jacob_2
Image

Yup, you’re cool

The episodes from the 80s- early 2000s were good, though.

Oh cholera czy to freddy fazbear?

Jacob_2

Oh yeah I've heard about Jake before

Hiya!

Jake ツ

Hiya!

Hello

Contrary to my current name I’m not ACTUALLY violent

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HI MY LOVE <33

Hi baby <33

Jake ツ

Contrary to my current name I’m not ACTUALLY violent

Jake, check out the last post.

LynxDePologne

Jake, check out the last post.

Who

LynxDePologne

There is a pedophile.

Wait who

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Imma ban him rn brb

Who

LynxDePologne

Language Simp

I've heard of this dude before

I believe there are lots of pedophiles on Worst Jokes Ever as they have realized the site is a hotspot for kids.

Ethan I got stuff to tell u on UWU idk when I’ll tell you but I have stuff to tell you

How do people find out about this website

We should discourage and ban underage kids to protect them from these sickos.

LynxDePologne

We should discourage and ban underage kids to protect them from these sickos.

That would wipe out a lot of the website I feel like

Jacob_2

That would wipe out a lot of the website I feel like

Yep

Jake ツ

Look at my uwu message

One sec

Jacob_2

That would wipe out a lot of the website I feel like

Better for the site to die than for kids to be blackmailed and even raped than pedophiles.

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<3

🀨

LynxDePologne

Better for the site to die than for kids to be blackmailed and even raped than pedophiles.

What exactly do you mean by underage?

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Jacob_2

What exactly do you mean by underage?

Under 16

LynxDePologne

Under 16

A lot of people here don't seem to be 16 lmao

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Cap stfu donut

Ethan u see what I said

CaseyCola

what is going on

Welcome to the site!

Oh I'm over 16 so

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Stfu respectfully before drama happens pls yall

^^^

LynxDePologne

I'm an old man

I'm an old man too >:)

Didn't you just do that

Wade ツ

Ethan I got stuff to tell u on UWU idk when I’ll tell you but I have stuff to tell you

^^

The "<3" emoticon doesn't look like a heart to me, it looks like a smiling face with closed eyes.

People dating on a jokes website is crazy but you do you lol

Jake ツ

Welcome to the site!

hi

LynxDePologne

The "<3" emoticon doesn't look like a heart to me, it looks like a smiling face with closed eyes.

It looks like a sideways nutsack

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WITH FEETLUST

Whoever's name is Feetlust is weird

Jacob_2

Whoever's name is Feetlust is weird

lol fr

Very suspicioius name

Jake ツ

It looks like a sideways nutsack

Thanks, for putting that image in my mind. ΰ² _ΰ² 

LynxDePologne

Thanks, for putting that image in my mind. ΰ² _ΰ² 

Sorry bro

Jake ツ

It looks like a sideways nutsack

uhm, what?

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Respect him. He's msh frienc.

Yes he mstu eb a vrba godo frienc.

γ…Žγ…Žγ…Ž

did i come at a bad time or something?

CaseyCola

did i come at a bad time or something?

Every time is a bad time in this shithole.

It's actually kind of cool here ngl

CaseyCola

did i come at a bad time or something?

Nah

Toast ツ

hy. new. oersin

Hey

CaseyCola

did i come at a bad time or something?

Nah we’re just messin around rn is all

IM NOT CHEATING ON YOU AND YOURE NOT CHEATING ON ME

You guys are dating?

Jacob_2

You guys are dating?

We’re married

Jacob_2

You guys are dating?

Online relationship

Jacob_2

Oh...

Yeah..don’t question ur or you’ll be banned

Wade ツ

Yeah..don’t question ur or you’ll be banned

Oh stoppp

LynxDePologne

Legally?

Of course not

I don't have an online relationship with anyone so

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Jacob_2

I don't have an online relationship with anyone so

Smart

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fuck off

thsts nt nice

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Wade likes it kinky ykyk

Fr

So do you guys all know each other offline or

Jacob_2

So do you guys all know each other offline or

Some do, some dont

We’re all pretty close though

What do you think of this chainsaw I 3d modeled

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Wade likes it kinky ykyk

Shhhhhh don’t reveal my secrets

I’m so glad we have new users lmao it’s nice to have some fresh faces around here

Do you guys all live in the US?

I swear we’re not as bad as we seem lmao

Jacob_2

Do you guys all live in the US?

Mostlt

Jake ツ

I swear we’re not as bad as we seem lmao

We r

We have people from Korea, England, Australia

Im from Korea but I go to NYU

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Ger,any

My favorite cou,try

Jake ツ

We have people from Korea, England, Australia

im from austraillia!

CaseyCola

im from austraillia!

We used to have a Cacey from Australia!

CaseyCola

im from austraillia!

My second favorite couinttry.

Jake ツ

We used to have a Cacey from Australia!

The aussies

Jake ツ

We have people from Korea, England, Australia

weee dO?

I've been living in the US for a year or so and I don't like it

Jacob_2

I've been living in the US for a year or so and I don't like it

Where are you originally from?

Jake ツ

Where are you originally from?

I'm Leo's brother

She invited me on here

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Jakey <3

Madiy

Jacob_2

I've been living in the US for a year or so and I don't like it

Seems legit

Jacob_2

She invited me on here

Oh cool

Jake ツ

We used to have a Cacey from Australia!

i know a cacey

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<3

Hi baby <333

CaseyCola

i know a cacey

Do you know a Hailey, Caitlyn, or Chloe?

LynxDePologne
Image

truth be told we do see everything upsidedown

Jake ツ

Do you know a Hailey, Caitlyn, or Chloe?

ive heard of them, im not close with them though

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oh ew your her brother?

Yup

CaseyCola

ive heard of them, im not close with them though

Really?

CaseyCola

truth be told we do see everything upsidedown

Do you box with kangaroos too

Do you go to their school or smth?

Jake ツ

Really?

yea i used to talk to them a ton but when the other cacey stopped talking to her so did i

We have one of THE Aussies on here

This image makes all Australians in a 30 kilometer radius shit bricks.

Or at least someone with affiliations with them

There seems to be a lot of Aussies on here

Jake ツ

Or at least someone with affiliations with them

they were on this site?

LynxDePologne
Image

β€œIt was me Barry”

My sister is obsessed with this australian kpop idol

Speaking of Australia

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/share/Q8k6LmaXGxF_iikv?utm_source=manual If you two newbies plan on sticking around, a lot of people on here use this site for private messages

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i hate kpop

Same

Jake ツ

Just between people on here

Cool

Can 1 of ouy gus gety m burnger kind

Toast ツ

Can 1 of ouy gus gety m burnger kind

Sure

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i just hit my head on a wall :')

AW BABY ARE YOU OKAY?

thats cool though, i never knew

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words before he died.

they are like, popular kids

LynxDePologne

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words before he died.

Heil Hi-

As a person under 16 I can confirm I won't get tricked by a measly pedophile .

Silent Specter

Wsg.

U have UWU right?

Silent Specter

Yeah?

Sick, I got something to tell u, not rn but I’ll message u

how did random child predators find out about this website

Wade ツ

Sick, I got something to tell u, not rn but I’ll message u

Alright.

Kristianβ€½

how did random child predators find out about this website

I have no idea.

People on the internet are sick.

Kristianβ€½

how did random child predators find out about this website

damn theres child predators now on wje?

Kristianβ€½

how did random child predators find out about this website

1) They found the website like anybody else 2) They found the community section and saw that it was predominantly children 3) They took advantage of it --You are Here-- 4) They get what's coming to them

hanjisungswife

damn theres child predators now on wje?

Yes

hanjisungswife

damn theres child predators now on wje?

>now

hanjisungswife

damn

Ikr

i dont really wanna leave since people are actually nice to me here

Kristianβ€½

i dont really wanna leave since people are actually nice to me here

Ye ur cool

i think i might know one but hes 16 and he was high and drunk when he did it

hanjisungswife

oh nice to meet u

Read Leo's post lol I know who you are

Jacob_2

Read Leo's post lol I know who you are

which post?

hanjisungswife

which post?

"wassup"?

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The chat died OML

Kristianβ€½

jacob how was your account made tomorrow?

I have no idea, I'm on eastern time it's 10:53 PM. Maybe the site is crashing.

Kristianβ€½

anyways im gonna go to bed now vagina bbgs!

lmfao reminds me of feetlust

Kristianβ€½

jacob how was your account made tomorrow?

I'm pretty sure the site's timezone is German.

I gotta go. Sorry