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jake literally did nothing its prolly wade being salty he lost mod smh

or something but jake didnt do nun

i cheated on madi with feetlust i dont know what else to say

i think jake is a lying faggo tis madi

???

you arent jake

uhhhhhhhhh

its so obvious

wade needs his mod back fr

imagine impersonating jake could never be me

i want to be inside of jakes body

uhhhhh

what?

no bc hes kindof autistic

no hes just the only person here who is normal lmao

like why does everyone have to be gay

or zesty in some say

jake is the only other real one

no its not that its like

hes genuinely schizo

nah hes chill

he made alts to pretend to be friends w them

lmao shit was funny asl

smh

that aint my man

my man IS REAL

bro the fortnite crew theme is so good

AND IS A JUGGALO

WHOOP WHOOP

*doubt*

werent doubting tht when you wanetd to fuck my man CHRISSY

you should check uwu

oh no hes real

but hes not yours

hes ours

unalived talk

Balls

smash

okay

jake

i have

a query

Bet

i do

i've been sleuthing

Idk

and i'm 86% sure it's him

cause compiling previous observations

it seems like him

NO

HES MINE

thank you so very much for that valuable input

JAKES MINE

EW

wtf

jake

whats going on with that dude

Madi I fucking hate you

??????

bro it was a joke

chill out

tf

Shut up slut

oh it's an alt

LOL

its kris

toodles bbgs

yeah i figured it out after the slut part.

oh lol

what?..

LOL BRO IS BREAKING UP WITH YOU LMAOOOO

IMAGINE

It’s a fake acc

JAKE COULD NEVER BREAK UP WITH ME

couldnt be me

Check the bio and date

I love you so much baby <3

jakeypoo it was me sorry lol

you had an easy name to copy

I GOT SO SAD FOR A MINUTE

How dareth you

VISUHVIUSHVIUV

BABY WHY WOULD I EVER HATE YOU

skibidi toilet*

use proper gramma

what happened to feet?

i havent seen him in like a week

Choked on an extra large toe

BRO I literally got FANUM TAXED by the SKIBIDI RIZZLER in GRIMACE OHIO while NICK EH 30 was GYATTING all over AUSTRAILIA

^^^^^

shut up bird

Got feet poisoning

CHARLIE

you’re a bird

IS THAT YOU?

IDK I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU GOT MAD IM SORRY😭

why would he get mad madi?

did you do something?

MIND YOUR BUSINESS CHRISSY!

i got fanum taxed by the skibidi gyatt rizzler*

use proper grahm please

learn how to spell grammar then i will

grandmaw

says you gay fuck

bitch?

yeah says me

watch your fucking mouth first of all

jake i bet i can find your high school give me the town you live in and your address

dont talk to my fucking best friend like that

stfu

what the fuck are you on?

BITCH MAKE ME HOW BOUT THAT?

U WANNA GO?

FATASS FUCKIN PRICK

ngl no one gives a fuck abt the fact that u love cacey

GOT NOTHIN BETTER TO DO HUH?

i dont care if ur jakes girlfriend i dont fuckin care

NOBODY CARES BUDDY

she sure asf don’t love u

madi no offense but why is a random person online your best friends?

got an ugly ass name first of all and no one could ever love u

freak

cause emily is a real one

damn why are you so mad

shes been there for me when i was at a breaking point

^^^

emo looking assas

s

what did i miss

adaw

a

amy amy amy…

skgs

sa

not really after the gym i hang out with friends but im taking a break today

ak

k

a

g;dg/lh

.

lhj''

stop

lhsd'lhksk

hk

d

f

s'l

stop it rsi

'lhsg

gfa

s

skgs

hs

stop it

d

sgk;hk

kas

OMFG

ksd;

kgka;sekg

khj;jhaj

ekg

mag

lol

wait how many we at

only 200

not even 200

what?

shit my b i thot we were at lik 700

you care obviously otherwise you wouldnt be freaking out

also yea im a little overweight but at least im doing something abt it

who tf is lil cacey?

unlike you

and im able to tell people that because im not insecure and idc what people think

I care cause you fuckin talking to my best friend like that

yo

buddy

keep your fucking mouth shut

what

no

being fat to begin with is crazy

we have an adrian gorges pt. 2

what in the autism spectrum is wrong with you

skill issue

oh whatre we fighting abt'

we aint fat smh

i dunno

obese kid started pack

im like the opposite of fat buddy

SO SOME FAR FUCK

FAT FUCK

didn't you....didn't you start it

starving yourself because ur scared of what people think abt you is crazy

CAME ON HERE AND TRIED TO RUN HIS FATASS ALL OVER THE PLACE

when did she say she was starving her self

but I don’t i was just born w a fast metabolism

bros trying to lose weight

she literally just had food smh

do your knees not hurt from jumping to conclusions

ohh okay ic

THAT CHIPOTLE SLAPPED

IT

UGH IT WAS SO GOOD

i want food

how often do you get chipotle 😭

never say slapped again please and thank you

???

i aint doin this shit today 🥱

like twice a week 😭

thank god

so then don’t

and good riddance

NOOOOO COME BACK

kris

give me THREE good reasons

RHFA7UIFKNSEIPFA

ALF

A

AW

why are you yapping

I WANT HIM BACK

THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT

ADRIAN ISNT HERE

I CANT START DRAMA

okay, and?

amy say something controversial

WAS FINNA KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT BUT IM CLOSE TO GOING OFF

aint nobody gonna miss you

NAH DID THEY SAY STARVE YOURSELF?

BITCH I EAT ALMOST ALL THE TIME

i aint leaving im just not gonna fight a bunch of kids because they mad i called them gay

YES

they just mad that I’m skinnier

THANK GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

if you arent gay why are you scared🥱🥱🥱

okay

congrats

insecure ass

who said scared

literally whos scared

do you want a medal

fatass

or something

i make bitches gay for me smh

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH GAY PEOPLE BITCH?

can confirm

STOP ITS THE EMOJIS FOR ME

as a woman

ITS GIVING WANAN BE BADDIE

i am gay for mad

i

lmao

(too far)

period

🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

quotebook?

hi mal

oh?

HAHAHAHAHA

*wannabe

bro people who use that emoji are tryhards and sweats

let me glaze in peace

NO STOP ONLY IM ALLOWED TO CORRECT MADI SMH

nuh uh

youve broken a couple sweats in your day

yuh huh

seriously doubt he's ever broken a sweat

STOP IM THE ONE WHOS ALLOWED TO SAY THAT TO FLAPPY

singular?

except from panting too hard for his online girlfriend

wait i gotta switch to my alt

or my main'

then what am i supposed to say

"No. I disagree."

why are you gatekeeping so hard

show me your patent

patent

what

your patent

adrian is the reason i changed my profile

that says you own

the concept

do you know what a patent is

of correcting madi

he is the reason i am the scholar

show me it

yes

its um

for an invention

fine

ERRRRRMMM

show me your copyright license

where is your trademark flappy

WHERE IS IT

a patent is a government authority or license conferring a right or title for a set period, especially the sole right to exclude others from making, using, or selling an invention.

Oh hey Fruit!

wade

hi wadeypoo

wssp wade

idk madi has it

Amy what’s up?

WADE

WTF

Wsp man

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY YOU FRIENDS WITH THIS BITCH

yeah and flappy has mine

Hi pookie

i have a query

Which?

MADI UWU CREW

tell these bitches they arent cool

FRUIT

What does that word mean

i think i found another one of your alts

What’s wrong with fruit

IF UR BITCHING I WANNA BE INCLUDED

i want

you

to tell me

YES U TOO

if i'm right

scholar is the only one i respect

YAY OKOK

Ok go ahead

the scholar lp

Scholar is cool

ur respect dont mean shit

worstjokesever.com/@madballs

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

stfu fag

fruit why do you respect me im literally being mean to you

and fat shaming you

Nope, my alt is the Sperm Man

are you sure

cause

because you live in indiana and you ligit dont bother me

calling people fags when you literally have fruit in your name

wait

i've seen "madballs"

talk

and

you live in indiana?

also i dont care if people call me fat if they never seen my body type lmao

yes

based on my other findings

what town?

Wait wait who am I supposed to not like and who am I supposed to tell to fuck off?

plainfield

far from bloomington

tell me on uwu if it's you or not

cause

guys i think fruit might be cool he lives in indiana

i know how you tal

k

and act

i think ive heard of it

It ain’t me

.......

AH

AHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!

I haven’t made any alts recently

PEOPLE PLEASING IS SO CRAZY

okay

you

said it yourself

?

I’m the real slim shady bro

i said slightly over average bmi, and i also said im workin on it

i have!

what

mk good on you

are yall waiting for the scholar lp?

R u Madballs?

*ep

ik

ive made alts recently

lp*

its like for rappers

except im not a rapper

and im not making an album

and i cant see

i still think it's you but okay

sing

i can't force you to admit it

and i probably have a disability

🤷‍♂️

for sure

smash

anyway wsg

i want ice cream so bad

wade

check uwu

i made snow ice cream today

THAT'S SO FUN

what flavors did you make

white

white is right

ah

i see

but

WHITE IS RIGHT!

WHITE IS RIGHT

like

WHITE IS RIGHT!!!!

ever been to Hendricks county?

what does white taste like

did you add vanilla

WHITE IS RIGHT!

or something

jake got mad anons were exposing him for raping this site to death and started deleting incriminating posts and comments

THATS WHAT UR MOM SAID WHEN UR DADDY NUTTED IN HER

i dont think so

BROOOOOOOOOOOO STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

i didnt use vanilla i ued my semen

FOR FUCKS SAKES

used*

..

WHO ASKEED?

me

i asked

i would love to know more

no one cares

jk i used pure 100% vanilla extract

KYS

i care 🥱

wannabe baddie

^^^^^^

amy asked

i edid

did

damn

amy what games do you play

mind games

im everything i want to be, the only thing you want to be is loved

/j

i mean like on xbox

uh

there's this

car one

also minecraft

forza?

no

not my fault i like to be loved

the crew?

smh

need for speed?

ni

no

acting like being loved is a bad thing smh 💀

🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

STOPPPPPPP

OMFG

THE EMOJI BRO

I CANT

i wanna be loved

that would be nice

blud does not understand what i mean

yeah it's probably really tiring be a bitch

another day, another victory for the ogs, taking down the sweats🥱🥱🥱

pfft

no i understand perfectly. im simply saying how it sounded.

guys some of the glue just came off my teeth

wait kris it might be forza

malmal are you unsick yet

do you have wax?

forza 5?

the glue doesnt matter that much

tweaking right now

about to explode

oh

hi toastie!!!!❤️🥰

if the dentist gave you wax put it on

my fucking sister lost my fucking remote to my fucking lights around my fucking tv

hey toast

hey toast

im gonna rape the shit out of you kris

Hi Mal

throw her out

she belongs to the streets

thats so annoyinggg

same

YOU HAVE A SISTER

YES

SHES 7

^^^

you dont have a sister

she belongs to the streets

nooo :(

EW 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS ARE SO ANNOYING

you have a ginger brother named [REDACTED]

im gonna play fc4 on hard with no hud

bro

i play it on easy with the hud and ive died like 50 times

oh my fucking god

I swear

im not even done with the game

if this fucking screen

vof[ef abdnfnbd[jno[dgwpmni]ddnannbsfnpisnbipdnifsbnisadsdnsdvnkfbsnl'fbsankl'fsabnknkflf

smash

ITS NOT THE FULL FUCKING SCREEN

WILL I STAY OR WILL I GO

is she hot

WILL I STAY OR WILL I GOOOO

I WANNA BEAT UP SOME 8 YEAR OLDS

WHAT DID JAKE DO?

YO SAME

THIS LOOKS LIKE SHIT

DVSANJ'LSDVJLNSDVJLDVSLDLJS

THERES THIS KID WHO LIVES ON MY STREET

HE GOES TO UNIONVILLE

HES SO FUCKING ANNOYING

does you tv run 4k?

no

it gets 1080p

im playing on a 360

Apparently he is a child porn/molester person? idek

it looks good to me

the fuck

OHHH ON 360

toast is your sister hot

i thought u were playing on xbox one

no.

you judged a 7 year olds looks?

thats at my dads

..........

i thought the 360 was at your dads

i have a gears of war one at my moms

god damn

pagin looks like shit

pagan is hot

i took screenies of the crab rangoons

i got his skin in fc5

they look yummy😋

okay, ive calmed down now

BRO PLAY NEW DAWN

IT LOOKS SO GOODDDDDDD

fuck no.

what'd wade do?

i just finished the willis mission in the himalayas

where you first get the wingsuit

YOURE RETARDED

YOU CAN BUY IT AFTER THE FIRST ACT

wade is the best

TF YOU MEAN?

FOR 20k!

YOU DUMBASS

NO YOU CANT YOU DUMMAASSS

IN THE SHOP

WHERE

NO

YES THE FUCK YOU CNA\

ITS NOT HT]A

AWFAKJFA

FAW

A

E

ES

IN THE FUCKING SHOP

SKGSEKJGSIMA GO CHEKC

I WILL PROVE IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

IN LIKE 10 MINUTES

im done yelling

i could call right now if there are any call things you guys do and prove i aint fat tho

hey fruit

wssp

not much.

toast

Wtf..

Damn bro , ouch 😔

mb

ur cool too

Thank you!

Based bro, same

Thanks man! You’re a real one!

Wade’s got some personal stuff to deal with before that can happen. Not saying it’s off the table ;)